Insert V-Card now to continue. . thestig [EEC i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are you ready" and i answered "aye aye captainlol
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thestig [EEC
i was about to lose my ‘Hard the other night when the guy asked "are
you ready" and i answered "aye aye captainlol". needless to say- int
still a virgin
**** he didnt remand with " cant hear gnu‘ then he is not worth having sex
92. tet at All'
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#89 - commanderarma (02/11/2014) [-]
Am I the only guy that doesn't see anything wrong with what he did? ._.
Am I the only guy that doesn't see anything wrong with what he did? ._.
#87 - theafroman (02/11/2014) [-]
I probably wouldn't have had sex with her either. I'd be laughing too hard to get hard.
I probably wouldn't have had sex with her either. I'd be laughing too hard to get hard.
User avatar #78 - xgrandmoffx (02/11/2014) [-]
That guy is an idiot for not having sex with a willing woman. I would be turned on by that.
#75 - moobs (02/11/2014) [-]
dey all pink on da inside!
#74 - urghseventysix (02/11/2014) [-]
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS?!
#72 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm getting some strong readings
I'm getting some strong readings
#61 - cactusphalus (02/11/2014) [-]
you gonna need more than that to stay pure
#55 - yuukoku (02/11/2014) [-]
I would have thought that was really cute...
#53 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
#49 - konysugandanbitch (02/11/2014) [-]
My friend once told me about he had taken a few girls v-cards. I was very confused and asked why he would take their visa cards, and why they had any anyways. He explained it to me and I felt like an idiot.
#46 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm desperate or maybe It's just my unhealthy love for pirates.
But god damn that would turn me right the **** on.
User avatar #65 to #46 - riathewolf (02/11/2014) [-]
I also have an unhealthy love for pirates...
I'm a female.
#67 to #65 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't really know how I'm supposed to respond to this.
#69 to #67 - carcassofgorguts (02/11/2014) [-]
Pat!
Pat!
#68 to #67 - riathewolf (02/11/2014) [-]
I just felt like I should mention it.
I just felt like I should mention it.
#44 - crazyeyedbioll (02/11/2014) [-]
This is the bulliest **** I've read all day. No guy in existance stops in his tracks from sex just because the girl said something stupid. Even if you think it's dumb you ignore it and go along
User avatar #62 to #44 - slowing (02/11/2014) [-]
Maybe they were both guys.
#63 to #62 - crazyeyedbioll (02/11/2014) [-]
doesnt change the fact that a guy wouldnt pass up sex just because of a stupid joke
#43 - mowgaycraft ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Does anyone still call it a v-card?

Other than girls on tumblr trying to falsify stories?
User avatar #64 to #43 - slowing (02/11/2014) [-]
I call it a flower.
User avatar #37 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/10/2014) [-]
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
#34 - coolfuzzy (02/10/2014) [-]
What 						*******					 guy would be like "nope, you're way too 						********					 to have a one night stand with"
What ******* guy would be like "nope, you're way too ******** to have a one night stand with"
User avatar #83 to #34 - zeroqp (02/11/2014) [-]
What kind of girl would lose her virginity to a total stranger on a one night stand?
User avatar #39 to #34 - DevilsCalling (02/11/2014) [-]
fake....it has to be..like i've had sex with some ugly chicks..the kinda girls my buds STILL bug me about after ten years.."remember the one with the lazy eye, the lisp, and the ****** big enough to fit a whine bottle?"
but i've also had sex with a solid 8-9 blondie that did those kegal excercises, she ****** like a porn star but acted like a 'good' girl
needless to say if a girl said that to me no matter what she looked like "aye aye captain."
id say something stupid back.
"i'll plant me mast in ur poop deck."
or my favorite line from the movie monkey bone "DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!" then u go down on them..or like 2 days ago accidently head butt ur gf right in the vag
#31 - tannerninja (02/10/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #45731 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** I might have proposed at that point
User avatar #24 - shadowm (02/10/2014) [-]
This girl is probably like 11...so it's probably a good thing... just saying
#19 - herecomesjohnny (02/10/2014) [-]
as if that would stop any guy whatsoever.
as if that would stop any guy whatsoever.
User avatar #71 to #19 - disies (02/11/2014) [-]
I know I will get red thumbs...

But if I don't love the girl, I wouldn't really get there


Sorry...Please
#17 - include **User deleted account** (02/10/2014) [-]
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#14 - fukbritain (02/10/2014) [-]
I was about to take this girls v-card the other night and i asked her if she was ready, she replied "aye aye captain!!!" , I can't believe I almost got tricked into ******* a pirate again.
User avatar #36 to #14 - lasmamoe (02/10/2014) [-]
The wooden leg should have given her away.
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