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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - twobeaner
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Relevant?
Relevant?
User avatar #168 to #1 - tehinternetzguy
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NAILED IT
#14 to #1 - lukeseven
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Most relevant gif i've ever seen
Most relevant gif i've ever seen
#128 to #14 - theblaar
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what did he catch? i mean behind the lovely green thumb?
User avatar #149 to #128 - lukeseven
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A shuttlecock I think it's called.
User avatar #129 to #128 - tranquilizer
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I don't know what you call it but the feathery thing you use to play badminton
And I'm too lazy to open google translator
User avatar #134 to #129 - irico
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RocketPenis
#132 to #129 - theblaar
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ahh okey. thanks
User avatar #141 to #129 - synthane
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That would be called a birdie.
#12 - danjazown
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#49 to #12 - anon id: 429049c4
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I really want to see how everyone reacted to that.
User avatar #93 to #49 - purplemask
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Buster Bluth - That was 90 % gravity Source
#53 to #49 - anon id: f0f1cae5
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it's from some tv show I think
User avatar #133 to #12 - vwanyama
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i cant stop watching that haha
#22 to #12 - fancys
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I laughed so goddamn hard at that
I laughed so goddamn hard at that
#9 - anon id: 65371593
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or you could...well just use your hands...
User avatar #10 to #9 - robdabob
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and risk smashing your ******* thumb or finger? i'd rather use this.
#17 to #10 - chancevance
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You've obviously never worked construction before, using this hammer would depend entirely on your initial shot and if you are off by a centimeter(Which you almost certainly are to be) you're ****** and have to replace.

Hand is far superior, this is why wusses don't work construction
User avatar #57 to #17 - randomwanker
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this is good for drywalling, when you have to put the sheetrock up with one hand and nail with the other
#61 to #57 - chancevance
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That is true, very good point. However it'd be best to have two people in that case cause you'd have to get down to reload every time
User avatar #63 to #61 - randomwanker
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in the company I worked for it was every man for himself, they would put a guy in a room and tell him to finish it, I was 15 when I worked there so I was only picking up trash and ****
#64 to #63 - chancevance
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Yeah that's an American way of working right there. Don't get me wrong I'm from America as well, we always help each other out and things move along rather quickly compared to the companies that do that.
User avatar #65 to #64 - randomwanker
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they were all extremely Mexican, didn't meet a single guy that spoke English
#69 to #65 - chancevance
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White foreman?
User avatar #135 to #17 - mookiez
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As a sub-contractor that thing would get me fired.
User avatar #28 to #17 - whynotzoidberglol
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Eh, I have worked in construction for 2 years now and I'd rather use this. This saves time, and money. Countless times have I dropped the screw only for it to land in a pile of debris. I have to move fast, so I can't spend 2 minutes trying to find a nail. Then again...nails are seriously outdated, just use a goddamn screw, they last way longer.
#29 to #28 - chancevance
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Yeah you kinda tripped me out with that first sentence, "Countless times I have dropped the screw.". Screws cannot be hammered in like this, but I'm sure that was a mistype as you showed you recognize a difference.

I also agree, however hammers are very useful for roofing and nailguns are the ****.
User avatar #31 to #29 - whynotzoidberglol
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Oh **** you got me there. . I've only used a tiny nailing gun, nothing like what those Mexicans use for framing. I'm damn sure they are the ****, you can knock out an entire wall in 10 minutes with that
#32 to #31 - chancevance
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We use industrial strength BAMF nailguns. We have one for sheetrock(Can only have so mush PSI output before it breaks the sheetrock) and one for every goddamn thing else in the world. I've put a nail through concrete with that ******.
#30 to #29 - chancevance
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But this hammer itself seems useful but would end up taking more time in the long run because of bad shots. I would rather chance smashing my fingers and get **** done like a man than use pussyfoot tactics that take longer but might not end up painful.
User avatar #33 to #30 - whynotzoidberglol
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I know that feel. All the dust, all the power, all the noise makes you feel like a goddamn man. Working for 12 hours in one go makes you feel so accomplished.
#36 to #33 - chancevance
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Kinda, working for 12 hours straight makes me feel like a tired dude more than anything. It's cool as long as you can get a good meal in though.

Also $12/hr is nice considering I dropped out of college.
User avatar #37 to #36 - whynotzoidberglol
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I dropped out of highschool, but you've got it going. You're going to own your own company, and make a lot of money. Congrats man, you're going t have a lot of responsibility soon though.
#38 to #37 - chancevance
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Yeah well that's after I work 10 or so more years under my Uncle before he will trust me with the company.
User avatar #40 to #38 - whynotzoidberglol
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Are you like 17 or something?
#41 to #40 - chancevance
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Turning 20 in a few days. Been working since I left college at 18.
User avatar #42 to #41 - whynotzoidberglol
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Ah, I don't think your uncle will wait 10 years to entrust you with the company. Then again I don't know your uncle. But still, 10 years is a long ass time, and I think you'd be ready after your 5th
#43 to #42 - chancevance
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Yeah I know it's a while but that's what Grandpa did for Dad and what my Dad did for my Uncle, so I figure it'd be the same. Plus he's only like 35 so he's gonna keep working for a long time.
User avatar #44 to #43 - whynotzoidberglol
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Does your uncle make good money?
#45 to #44 - chancevance
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Yeah.

Rich person buys a house - They Contact us - We Fix that **** - Rich person flips house for near 2x the amount if not more after usually 4 months of renovations.
User avatar #46 to #45 - whynotzoidberglol
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Holy ****, you're getting in on that house flipping? I wish I could have done that, I've heard you can get MAJOR money.
#47 to #46 - chancevance
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Uncle won't disclose exactly how much money he makes, but I know he makes good money. He pays 5 of us $12/hr 40 hours a week without batting an eyelash, so I usually make about 480 give or take some for lunch or skipping lunch.

(No taxes, **** taxes)
User avatar #50 to #47 - whynotzoidberglol
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That's how I did it, but I left at making 10 dollars an hour. Now I'm in college working to be a power engineer at CERN. But it's perfectly legal where you are, right?
#52 to #50 - chancevance
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Legal? Yeah, considering it's construction that requires certain permits.
#62 to #52 - chancevance
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As in we all need certain permits of some sort, which the state gets a LOT of money from.
#48 to #47 - chancevance
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480 weekly^
User avatar #24 to #17 - robdabob
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Nono, me and the rest of the world work in construction. It's totally true! Asshole...
#25 to #24 - chancevance
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I've been working as a carpenter for the past 2 years. I'm taking over my Uncles construction company, that he got from his brother(my Dad), that he got from his Dad(My Grandpa). Oh, by the way, I'm sure you probably don't know so here's me letting you in on something your intelligence might have missed.

Carpenters are construction workers. Construction, destruction, materials, priming, painting, sheetrock, we do it all.
#26 to #25 - robdabob
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#27 to #26 - chancevance
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Deal with the fact that I'm working construction?

I get paid pretty well, so it's been dealt with.
#34 to #27 - robdabob
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You come here, to "gloat" to someone who clearly doesnt care, go "boast" your ******** somewhere else pls and i wasnt implying my first comment to ******* construction working.
#155 to #34 - olioh
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he was nicely talking about construction with other users, untill you started being a filthy cunt. back to your hole.
User avatar #156 to #155 - robdabob
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no he wasnt, he was being an asshole.
#161 to #156 - olioh
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so talking about jobs and pays and your life is now being a asshole, especially when all other users seem to be ok with it, and some are having a nice conversation with him.
so talking about jobs and pays and your life is now being a asshole, especially when all other users seem to be ok with it, and some are having a nice conversation with him.
#169 to #161 - robdabob
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i never asked for his lifestory, why bring it up? I don't need this.
i never asked for his lifestory, why bring it up? I don't need this.
User avatar #171 to #169 - wallbuilder
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"This hammer is good"
"Actually, practically speaking, it isn't, here's why..."
Gee, what a faggot.
#179 to #169 - olioh
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if you comment something, u should expect an answer.
if you comment something, u should expect an answer.
#35 to #34 - chancevance
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"Gloat"?

Gloat what? That I would rather chance smashing my hand and get a job done right than use this hammer? In that case, yes, that is gloating, but that's about the closest I can figure to a logical explanation for whatever the hell you're talking about.

I'd rather "Boast" here, as it seems to cause you discomfort, and I'm all for ******* with the pussies.

There's nothing else to deal with, other than your ignorance, in which case considering I work construction, I can deal with it rather well.
#70 to #35 - fuckitilli
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User avatar #89 to #10 - fromtheinternets
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You don't have to ******* mutilate the nail with every hit, you can just hold the nail with your fingers and get it sinking in there by tapping it with the hammer, take your fingers off and then you can start hitting it more.
User avatar #105 - terminalvelocity
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why aren't we founding this
#108 to #105 - anon id: e3feeab3
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lolwut?
#109 to #105 - wonderglue
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Pretty sure this has been funded.
#118 to #105 - anon id: 0086d2fd
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Because this has been out for like 5 years now..
#122 to #118 - awesomechardey
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make it 10 or 15 years
#143 to #105 - jetspeed
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#106 to #105 - alstorp
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I think I found it.
I think I found it.
#51 - kez
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So the nail is now in the wrong place because no one can aim that nail better than they can by placing the nail then hitting it.
#8 - shadowrated
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#74 to #8 - reespawn
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#18 to #8 - opahelle
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Nice stuff   
 although they are fake
Nice stuff
although they are fake
#113 to #18 - adobo
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#90 to #18 - jaketasticness
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no thank you
no thank you
#99 - SteyrAUG
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Y'know, if you're gonna go automated, do it right. Don't half-ass it with some overpriced hammer.
#107 to #99 - luckyspirit
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They're loud as ****, but god damn those things are ******* amazing.
They're loud as ****, but god damn those things are ******* amazing.
User avatar #124 to #107 - theoneweirdguy
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heard you were talking ****
#59 - Glitched
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I had one of those.....15 years ago.
#68 to #59 - selfdenyingbeggar
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No, Marty
#130 to #59 - anon id: ad912739
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Gee
Papa smurf all blue and old
User avatar #76 - jackmanagan
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innovation?

these have been around for years.
YEARS

cheater hammers imo
User avatar #80 to #76 - herecomesjohnny
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hammers are cheater rocks.
#103 to #80 - anon id: 32ced298
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Rocks are cheater fists.
User avatar #95 - foxluna
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or just use your fingers and lightly tap on the nail until its far enough in that you can hulk smash it.....avoiding missing and hitting your fingers, and should you hit your fingers it wont hurt because you had the sense to do it lightly.

Im ******* female and i know this.
#170 to #95 - anon id: 4bdd8523
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I like to put my tip in gently then pound it in.