Innawoods
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funpunk (01/11/2016) [-] 
Hey, if you just keep walking you're bound to hit civilization eventually. Just become a wandering forest nomad, searching for signs of human life. Live off the land, eat while walking, carry random mushrooms and berries and dead squirrels in your pockets. Eventually tame a bear and ride it towards your unspecified destination. If you fail to find a town within a year, give up, live in the forest, and **** your bear to ward off loneliness. Eventually you will create a master race of man/bear hybrids, and you will be their god-emperor.
These have been funpunk's wilderness survival tips, good night everybody.
These have been funpunk's wilderness survival tips, good night everybody.
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seatherten (13 hours ago) [-]
then you become a god emperor of bear-man hybrids, there is nothing to lose
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billymayss (21 hours ago) [-] Just throwing it out there, seriously, stay where you are if you ever get lost. I live in the middle of ******* nowhere, I'm a redneck who loves the outdoors and spends most of my free time in the outdoors. I've taken a few survival courses just cause it interests me and there's a good chance one day I may get lost in the woods and need it. Survival is HARD AS **** . There is no easy way to find food, to find water that's safe to drink is generally going to be hard, and may God have mercy on your soul when you try to sleep without some form of sleeping bag outside. I've gone out a few times with no supplies and camped for a few days. Absolutely ******* miserable.
