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#6
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madeofhydrogen ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] "Hey dad what do you do with the puppets?"
"I mainly record myself pranking people on omegle with them and upload the videos to an obscure site you'll never hear about."
"My dad is so great"
ur still awesome bby
"I mainly record myself pranking people on omegle with them and upload the videos to an obscure site you'll never hear about."
"My dad is so great"
ur still awesome bby
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philskimbosh [OP](01/05/2016) [-] "Your mother hates this particular dog puppet, it scares her and freaked her out many years before we ever owned a webcam. Go wake her up with it by just sitting there and staring at her with it until she feels the weight of your presence. It's fun."
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immatakeaduty (01/06/2016) [-] man, i was that kid when i was his age, just no dank memes to drown my sorrows
my heart bleeds for him. his pain is palpable. you can feel it in his tone. see it in his labored, yet impulsive, body language.
the ridicule has gone on since the start of the school year, an awkward growth spurt coupled with his dad loosing his job didn't allow the family to buy a new outfit for school, and the clothes he did have were just a touch too small. the kids recognized his backpack and shoes, someone said their dad was the one that fired his, someone threw their change at him, and his crush joked about his "high water jeans".
the entire group cackled in delight.
he knew then, the only thing to soothe the relentless barrage of torment would be the sweet loving embrace of the dank memes. dank memes didn't judge you for your clothing. they wouldn't ridicule you in front of the very girl you would give anything to be able to talk to, even just once, the very girl that betrayed you in your moment of greatest need. they couldn't beat you up and take your lunch money.
dank memes are exactly that. dank.
my heart bleeds for him. his pain is palpable. you can feel it in his tone. see it in his labored, yet impulsive, body language.
the ridicule has gone on since the start of the school year, an awkward growth spurt coupled with his dad loosing his job didn't allow the family to buy a new outfit for school, and the clothes he did have were just a touch too small. the kids recognized his backpack and shoes, someone said their dad was the one that fired his, someone threw their change at him, and his crush joked about his "high water jeans".
the entire group cackled in delight.
he knew then, the only thing to soothe the relentless barrage of torment would be the sweet loving embrace of the dank memes. dank memes didn't judge you for your clothing. they wouldn't ridicule you in front of the very girl you would give anything to be able to talk to, even just once, the very girl that betrayed you in your moment of greatest need. they couldn't beat you up and take your lunch money.
dank memes are exactly that. dank.
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nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-] Dont worry, most of us have been there friend.
I grew up in a broken home, eventually my dad got kicked out and I only had a mom.
Nost of my family died, and from time to time the pain of it all would weigh down on me.
I'd randomly burst out crying in school, and that got me picked on for a long time
Until I supressed those emotions
The damage has been done, and I no longer know how to show them
I haven't truly cried in years, and not because nothing sad has happened, but because I no longer know how to feel that way. I don't feel pain, but I float through life numb.
I grew up in a broken home, eventually my dad got kicked out and I only had a mom.
Nost of my family died, and from time to time the pain of it all would weigh down on me.
I'd randomly burst out crying in school, and that got me picked on for a long time
Until I supressed those emotions
The damage has been done, and I no longer know how to show them
I haven't truly cried in years, and not because nothing sad has happened, but because I no longer know how to feel that way. I don't feel pain, but I float through life numb.
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phantomcancer ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I fear numbness. Should I never feel pain or hurt, surely my compassion and care should fade as well.
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anon (01/06/2016) [-]
didn't know what that meant so i looked it up, here it is so no one else has to :^)
Poe's law:
is an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
tl;dr if you use sarcasm on the internet, you're going to have a bad time.
Poe's law:
is an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
tl;dr if you use sarcasm on the internet, you're going to have a bad time.
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I love this...this is how i want my collection to look one day.
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keroberios (01/06/2016) [-]
Dude that nostalgia all over my face. That game was amazing.
I wonder if I could find a good .iso somewhere. I'll have to poke around.
I wonder if I could find a good .iso somewhere. I'll have to poke around.
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philskimbosh [OP](01/06/2016) [-] Yessss
I have two volumes of these on a separate drive somewhere. They always bust them out on the big screens at the local mall around the holidays.
I have two volumes of these on a separate drive somewhere. They always bust them out on the big screens at the local mall around the holidays.
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jonnyfrosty (01/05/2016) [-] How do you explain all those dicks flashing up on your screen inbetween your "puppet sessions" (Something that needs explanation itself) to your son?
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jonnyfrosty (01/05/2016) [-] I dont care for dicks themselves, I just have to sexual urge to ask about them
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philskimbosh [OP](01/05/2016) [-] I just tell him I like to play jokes on people with the puppets and a camera. It's not like I am showing him these videos. He can find out about these when he is older, when he is wandering the scorched earth, sifting through the remains of The Way Things Were, and the only digital records left are poor-resolution archives of YouTube videos.
He hasn't really seen anything other than the video editing program and the "crate o' puppet stuff." The Puppet Station (patent pending!) sets up/breaks down in less than 10 minutes! No more clutter in the office!
He hasn't really seen anything other than the video editing program and the "crate o' puppet stuff." The Puppet Station (patent pending!) sets up/breaks down in less than 10 minutes! No more clutter in the office!
#50
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evilanakie (01/06/2016) [-] i used to do that
and shake the track so the car would go so fast it would fly off the track and hurt someone
and shake the track so the car would go so fast it would fly off the track and hurt someone
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philskimbosh [OP](01/06/2016) [-] They have battery-powered boosters that can do that (the shaking part) for you now. Takes the fun out of it though.
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philskimbosh [OP](01/06/2016) [-] I like to make up for it by having bomb-ass jumps through castle gates.
#4
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valverde (01/05/2016) [-] Heh. Clever bastard. Nice meme tho bruh. I rate it 7/10, Keep improving bruh
