Indian man likes his pizza. Brian is nice to me. I' ll texta girl. scrt, She' ll text me back right away. She' ll text me back right away. wimy I' ll text her b
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Indian man likes his pizza

Brian is nice to me

I' ll texta girl.
scrt,
She' ll text me back right
away.
She' ll text me back right
away.
wimy
I' ll text her back right away.
away.
I' ll text her back right
away.
She' ll text me back right
away.
Then, I' ll say, "Alright, cool.
So you wanna get pizza on
Tuesday?"
And then I don' t hear
anything!
l map
med? I know you
read that **** !"
You re onduty to 20
other things I just said!"
What? Do y u not "
me anymore?”
You don' t have two
Iv ‘_: ands to say
res, leant to get
pizza” or "No, I don' t
7, W wt Want to get pizza"?
iitt. u check your
phone/ int Rockerkid
go ride a rol procaster for
a few hours?
w AT' S DEAL?
And aittir) 1' hours of no
response met real upset.
And I just want to send a
text that says something
Well, ess tatt
got o the
pizza party?"
You dim 'Ca '
hate you nowl"
The texts
something back, "Sorry, I
was at my niece' s ballet
recital, we had to turn off
our phones!"
Whatever! 're done! I
finish/ d that '
agol"
l went with y friend
Brian! He' s ice to mel"
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Submitted: 04/15/2014
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#9 - nebuchadnezzaurus (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well, to be the devil's advocate... She does need a bit of time to make the decision, it's not just like answering any other question. When my friends invite me to go somewhere I take forever to decide whether to go or not because I'm lazy, so I imagine it might take even a longer time for some people to make a commitment like that.
User avatar #11 to #9 - sardinez (04/16/2014) [-]
a commitment like getting pizza? does she need her fathers blessing for pizza or something
#12 - deathbyrevenge (04/16/2014) [-]
I would always rather get a no than be ignored. A no, at least, says you thought about it.
User avatar #6 - mrmystery (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I love how some **** thats been posted a dozen times has more thumbs than some of the OC i've seen on here.
User avatar #8 to #6 - Yojimbo (04/16/2014) [-]
Just because something is OC doesn't mean it is funny or good
User avatar #15 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
I talk to the lady I love almost exclusively via Facebook messenger, so I know for a fact when she's read it.
#13 - minutes ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>be at party
>flirt with girl
>seems interested, laughs about everything i say
>even kissed me on the cheek
>text her a few days later on fb
>seen
>kill self

Don't really get why she would add me in the first place if she wasn't even going to answer. ******* bitch.
#7 - Yojimbo (04/16/2014) [-]
And I've never understood that. How can people think it is way better to make up an obviously ******** story instead of flat out telling someone you don't want to hang out? By making up a story, you are not only already "telling" them you don't want to hang out, but you are insulting their intelligence because you are expecting them to eat up this quickly conceived, obviously ******** story of yours. And that is infinitely more hurtful. How do people not realize this?

That being said though, use your judgement. Think it through because sometimes you have to give people benefit of the doubt. I try to because I know I will leave my phone behind. I'm not addicted to texting. I will turn my phone off in movies. I will leave it to charge. I will leave a "conversation" behind to go out to eat with friends. I can only assume I'm not the only person in the world like this.
User avatar #5 - kciwtsob (04/16/2014) [-]
Source is Aziz Ansari- Dangerously Delicious
#1 - leepicfunposter (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
post oc instead of screecaps, ´faggot
#2 to #1 - acassii (04/15/2014) [-]
you must be new here
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