Indestructible. Disturbed I put all the pieces there someone better recognize it. During 19205 tn Ms, there was a homeless man named Michael Malina, when lived  indestructible determination that is incorruptible from the other side a terror to behold
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Indestructible. Disturbed I put all the pieces there someone better recognize it. During 19205 tn Ms, there was a homeless man named Michael Malina, when lived

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I put all the ******* pieces there someone better recognize it

During 19205 tn Ms, there was
a homeless man named
Michael Malina, when lived in
New Vent He being
mantle new but Antifreeze,
Turpentine, Rat palm, being
left in M degree weather and
hit by a tad in a life insurance
seam. His nickname became
Mitre the Durable."
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#9 - captnpl
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Surviving -14 degree weather would be more impressive if he didn't drink antifreeze first.
#12 to #9 - taurusguy
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You can survive -14 easily, you can survive in the damn snow during winter when its like -20 even, all you need is luck and proper care when found, if you just jump him onto his feet he will die.
User avatar #15 to #12 - badmonkey
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Apparently he was stripped naked and had 5 gallons of cold water poured on him before being dumped on a snowbank
#17 to #15 - taurusguy
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Thats actually good, your body starts reacting to the cold before being thrown out.
#105 to #17 - dovahsix
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#136 to #105 - taurusguy
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Do you even know what cold does to blood and veins?
User avatar #77 to #17 - dubslao
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haha wat
#90 to #17 - anon id: 0840773c
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For the betterment of the gene pool, please go out and attempt to prove us wrong. Immediately.
#20 to #17 - anon id: 676eb91a
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dude seriously no, you can die easily from that. stfu
#29 to #9 - hybridxproject
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#111 to #9 - mrhadrick
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#124 to #9 - fuckyourtoast
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#126 to #9 - monkeybrains
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User avatar #132 to #9 - superherpes
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I just want to say that it's amazing this comment hasn't received a single thumb down.

You are one clever son of a bitch.
#135 to #132 - ninjawildcat
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This asshole
#139 to #9 - anon id: c757f1e3
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Antifreeze prevents water from crystallizing at or below freezing temperatures. However the average person would have difficulty getting enough oxygen. When things are colder, they move more slowly. The oxygen diatoms would bind to hemoglobin less frequently. The brain is signalling the body for more oxygen. Metabolism goes up. The brain starts dying of oxygen deprivation. There have been a few people can lower the signalling and enter a hibernation like state.
#140 to #139 - captnpl
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If he were an average person the antifreeze would have killed him before he had a chance to freeze.
#83 to #9 - retloc
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(02/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't be better.
Couldn't be better.
#109 to #9 - chibullsa
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**chibullsa rolled a random image posted in comment #83762 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** god damn that was good
#103 to #9 - WheresMyAccount
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well said
#66 to #9 - dross
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#32 to #9 - letting
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That was just perfect. Absolutely perfect. Thumb for you my good sir.
That was just perfect. Absolutely perfect. Thumb for you my good sir.
#14 - thorlike
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He was an Irishman they tried to kill with alcohol for the insurance.

Kill an Irishman with alcohol
User avatar #22 to #14 - secretdestroyers
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I know, right? They could have just taken away his potatoes!
User avatar #40 to #22 - shadownigga
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What potatoes?
#30 to #14 - hybridxproject
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thats like trying to drown a fish
thats like trying to drown a fish
User avatar #87 to #30 - leafonthewind
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how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman none


#88 to #87 - hybridxproject
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#1 - dellexe
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He would be the greatest DayZ player ever. No bandits could kill him by force-feeding disinfectant.    
 Also I love that song.    
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He would be the greatest DayZ player ever. No bandits could kill him by force-feeding disinfectant.
Also I love that song.
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User avatar #16 to #1 - postritostwo
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Disturbed - Indestructible [Official Music Video] When you say you love that song, do you mean this one? Because it is indeed a mighty fine song.
#35 - LordoftheBacon
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Dubs names my new puppy. GO!!!
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User avatar #47 to #35 - Rei
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**Rei rolls 27** Rei
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User avatar #37 to #35 - shadownigga
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************* rolls 39** cunt
User avatar #38 to #35 - warzon
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**warzon rolls 81**

Mike the Dog.
User avatar #39 to #35 - skateabuga
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**skateabuga rolls 14** Tuba
User avatar #42 to #35 - theracistpanda
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**theracistpanda rolls 68**
User avatar #43 to #35 - theracistpanda
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**theracistpanda rolls 37**
User avatar #44 to #35 - theracistpanda
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**theracistpanda rolls 80**
#45 to #35 - fareastbrainseer
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**fareastbrainseer rolls 05** cat
User avatar #57 to #35 - spainisbad
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**spainisbad rolls 59** Pootis.
#59 to #35 - csakat
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**csakat rolls 99**
#63 to #59 - csakat
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oh wow. my first dubs ever.
well, maybe because i don't usually roll... like almost never.

but i was late, like see.. so uh... cute puppy. take care of her good.
User avatar #65 to #59 - LordoftheBacon
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You were the third set of dubz well done thumb for you.
User avatar #49 to #35 - Rei
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**Rei rolls 66**
User avatar #53 to #49 - LordoftheBacon
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Rei it is
#61 to #53 - Rei
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Excellent.
User avatar #51 to #49 - Rei
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Name it Rei
#64 to #51 - LordoftheBacon
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User avatar #68 to #64 - Rei
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Hi dog Rei
User avatar #69 to #68 - LordoftheBacon
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She says hello sorry she is kinda shy around the camera she is wiggling to much for a clear picture. XD she is like a parrot just chillin on my shoulder .
User avatar #50 to #35 - vleasian
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**vleasian rolls 22** doodoo
User avatar #54 to #50 - LordoftheBacon
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sorry you got beat by 1 second
User avatar #55 to #54 - vleasian
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I wasn't even expecting the dubs. I put it in as a joke
#56 to #50 - Rei
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I beat you by 1 second.
#92 to #56 - xxmemosxx
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But you rolled more than once... is this still valid?
User avatar #94 to #92 - Rei
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No restriction was set, and the name has already been given.
#96 to #94 - xxmemosxx
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Oh well... I think it's a pretty cool name anyway... be damned if I can pronounce it though.

Ray?
User avatar #97 to #96 - Rei
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Ray is how it is pronounced.
#99 to #97 - xxmemosxx
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My assumption was correct
My assumption was correct
#13 - wadawada
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He was the son of Rasputin I guess.
#34 to #13 - hansjob
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i like to think i would have been able to kill rasputing more effectively than a group of russian nobles could
User avatar #70 to #34 - jacksipian
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i like to think rasputin would wrek u 1v1 irl faget.
#71 to #70 - hansjob
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dude, i would not like to take rasputin on 1v1. that guy probably had some freaky russian madman strength going on. i'm just saying that if i was one of the group trying to kill him, i would have cut his throat and then his wrists (down the road not across the road) for good measure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jacksipian
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well, you still can, he's not dead ya know.
Putin = Badass
Rasputin = Badass
RasPUTIN. he is still alive.
#75 to #72 - hansjob
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similar names, two very different people in very different situations
User avatar #76 to #75 - jacksipian
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I don't care, they never found his body so as far as I'm concerned he's still alive.
User avatar #117 to #76 - wallbuilder
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They pulled his body from the river and cremated him. But they forgot to cut his tendons or something so while he was being cremated it caused his body to sit upright and scare the **** out of the people watching.

Or, at least that's what I was led to believe.
User avatar #137 to #117 - jacksipian
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false corpse placed there by the real rasputin, it makes people think he's dead so he can do other things under the radar.

don't take this from me!
User avatar #138 to #137 - wallbuilder
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Damn that tricky Rasputin and his hypnotic eyes!
#81 to #76 - hansjob
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IT COULD BE! with some serious plastic surgery of course
User avatar #82 to #81 - jacksipian
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damn straight, he is alive. nothing could kill that magnificent bastard, not even death. he's out there still.
User avatar #5 - theannoyingFJguy
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Durable? No. Tyres are durable. This man is INDESTRUCTABLE.
#6 to #5 - boomerpyro
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dis ***** be Francis
#91 to #5 - xxmemosxx
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B...but he's dead...
#18 to #5 - anon id: f9f02923
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Tires*
User avatar #86 to #5 - rockamekishiko
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indestructible?
#110 - josieabby
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If you clean him up a little, I think he looks a bit like Eminem.
I know it's a stretch.
User avatar #113 to #110 - midnightrain
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or the guy from prison break
User avatar #134 to #110 - WinnerofTheGame
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Even though he's seems a bit SHADY, there's a SLIM chance you're right.
#128 to #110 - fournum
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OH. MY. GOD!

This explains everything!

That means he really isn't afraid
#129 to #128 - josieabby
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I wish you could hear how hard/loud I snorted when that notification popped up.     
That was good.  (And I think you may be onto something)
I wish you could hear how hard/loud I snorted when that notification popped up.
That was good. (And I think you may be onto something)
#60 - bouya
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... Annihilation would be unavoidable, every broken enemy will know, that their opponent had to be invincible... Take a last look around while you're alive I'm an indestructible MASTER OF WAR
#73 to #60 - ronnorc
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I love disturbed. Too bad they're on an indefinite hiatus.
I love disturbed. Too bad they're on an indefinite hiatus.
#80 to #73 - bapsmcgee
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You can just listen to Device, its the exact same sound.
You can just listen to Device, its the exact same sound.
User avatar #130 to #80 - ryles
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^ this is false
User avatar #74 to #60 - theist
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I love disturbed, but...
STOP
USING
SPOILER
TAGS
FOR
NON
SPOILER
MESSAGES
#84 to #74 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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That just makes it more instense.
That just makes it more instense.
User avatar #95 to #84 - sympathyforme
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I remember seeing the full version of that gif on crackedtv. Damn that was some funny ****.
User avatar #26 - lusir
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There was a guy in my town who used to drink gasoline.....one time after drinking it he lit a cigarette......so that´s why I am using past tense......
#114 - turbodoosh
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Well I'm sure the Antifreeze probably helped in that -14 degree weather.
User avatar #133 to #114 - WinnerofTheGame
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Literally number one comment at this time.
#118 to #114 - afroadam
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#119 to #118 - turbodoosh
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#121 to #120 - turbodoosh
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Why do I have so many of these?
#122 to #121 - afroadam
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because they are great
#123 to #122 - turbodoosh
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Oh yeah
#127 to #123 - dudewitharake
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oh you hooligans
oh you hooligans