In the Arms of an Angel
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apietotheface [OP](08/19/2015) [-] Wow. Never thought I'd see the day when something I uploaded made it to the front page, much less the #1 spot.
I don't understand why we get so worked up about thumbs and **** , but I actually kinda feel pretty damn good about it.
Glad most of y'all found it as funny as I did.
Also, remember to look up eh bee. they actually have some pretty funny stiff.
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I don't understand why we get so worked up about thumbs and **** , but I actually kinda feel pretty damn good about it.
Glad most of y'all found it as funny as I did.
Also, remember to look up eh bee. they actually have some pretty funny stiff.
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maxismahname (08/19/2015) [-] "You're just like your mother"
This is probably the most dangerous one
This is probably the most dangerous one
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sphincterface ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] I disagree, I think the "Hey! Relax!" one is a surefire way to get murdered.
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HenrikVIII ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] Yeah, but "You're just like MY mother" is considerably worse
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redbannerman (08/19/2015) [-] In my case that'd mean she's dead. Like the relationship as a whole.
ZIIIING *honk honk*
ZIIIING *honk honk*
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makethingsworse (08/19/2015) [-] Eh. My girlfriend is a lot like my mom. I put them in a room together and they won't shut up. It's like a singularity of white girl. And also a mutual ability to **** talk about me while I'm in the room.
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maxismahname (08/19/2015) [-] I think both of them depend on the person, but in my case "your mother" would be worse
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civilizationv (08/20/2015) [-] puh-lease
kids these days already know what a rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez is
get with the time old man
kids these days already know what a rusty trombone and a dirty sanchez is
get with the time old man
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apietotheface [OP](08/19/2015) [-] I think they did a great job in mixing in the props. Kept it fresh for longer.
The ******* iron on the face had me dying.
The ******* iron on the face had me dying.
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insaneflame (08/19/2015) [-] Its like you're pretending to have never had a relationship.
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commoncrunch (08/19/2015) [-] I'm on funnyjunk in the middle of the day
girls don't talk to me
girls don't talk to me
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thechosentroll (08/19/2015) [-] Yeah, the pool of death is one of the most kill-happy people in the Marvel universe. At least since Wolverine decided to stop killing and become a priest.
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needsauceadmisblan (08/19/2015) [-] hey it may not be the exact video but i still liked it.
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AngryRedMidget (08/19/2015) [-] The wife looks like she has permanent bitch-face, 2/10 would not marry.
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apietotheface [OP](08/19/2015) [-] She's Latina, man. They're always angry. You and her would make a great match.
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sphincterface ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] Hey man, they may be always angry, but they got nice asses so there's that.
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discobleach (08/19/2015) [-] i really don't think she would appreciated 'sidekick' either, with or without the freudian slip
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therealfell (08/19/2015) [-] or because anyone who uses the word beta or alpha is a complete tool
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josuke ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] Telling people to relax when they're angry is probably the worst idea ever.
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] Nah it's still just slapstick comedy but there isn't a submissive wife cleche in america so it wouldn't be funny. Could be interesting showing the guy as the more sensitive and reactive one though.
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cabbagemayhem (08/19/2015) [-] >there isn't a submissive wife cleche
then let's make one
then let's make one
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] That looks like a pretty modern depiction huh?
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] Because that's how people act in real life right?
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] I did, I saw that episode and she was still the same super bitchy snooki after she finished crying. Inb4 crying privately = submission
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] I've actually watched the anime that was from Hellsing/hellsing ultimate, it's alright from a visually artistic point of view but isn't that story rich ultimately and that's just a made up caption.
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-] >posting satire literally
You're probably trolling so I'm just gunna stop wasting my time with you. Feel free to vy for the last word as you kids often do.
You're probably trolling so I'm just gunna stop wasting my time with you. Feel free to vy for the last word as you kids often do.
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cabbagemayhem (08/19/2015) [-] Of course I'm going to take the last word. *laugh* *laugh* *laugh* *laugh* *laugh* Okay, that's my racy thread for the day. I hope it gets some sweet chick's attention so I can finally get laid.
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perturabo (08/19/2015) [-] **perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image** every moment he earns for the release of death...poor man, they say a man isn't complete until he's married, after that he's finished
**perturabo rolled image** every moment he earns for the release of death...poor man, they say a man isn't complete until he's married, after that he's finished
#32
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samplethisbitch (08/19/2015) [-] I'm pretty sure this guys vine account is eh bee if anyone wanted to find any other of this videos
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elenalkarnur (08/19/2015) [-] If you think pissing off your partner is a bad thing, you're thinking like a normal considerate, compassionate human being who thinks relationships are about cooperation and happiness. You're thinking like a man.
What you should do, is do every one of those ******* things.
Drive her ******* insane.
The next time she asks you if [insert article of clothing] makes her look fat, a question with no right answers, because it's designed that way. Because the point is not to get an honest answer from you, the point is for you to give her an answer, doesn't matter what it is, that she can then use as a pretext to emotionally abuse you and dominate you. THIS is how women think.
When men and women have an argument, men, like the perfect blue pill idiots that they are, think they're fighting about whatever they're apparently fighting about. Women KNOW that it's not about what you're fighting about. It's about "me vs him". It's about breaking you, defeating you. That's why in an argument they throw curve balls at you, and bring up unrelated stuff and dig up old **** . It's not about the topic at hand, it's about winning over you. It's about hurting you psychologically, that's why they bring up the fact that your dad left, or someone you loved that left you, or a job you failed at, etc. whatever it is that hurts you. It's also about decreasing your value in comparison to hers to give her the power in the relationship and basically make it seem like she's doing you a favor by being/staying with you.
Getting back to the "does this make me look fat?" trap question, give her every "wrong" answer and then some. Oh, you want to anger me and emotionally abuse me? I'll make YOU angrier and give you more drama than you can handle, bitch. Emotional/psychological scorched earth, bitch. That way, she'll never EVER pull this **** again, because she'll know that she'll get destroyed and emotionally wrecked by doing this.
She likes to push your buttons from time to time? ******* stomp on hers. Yes, do say she is like your and/or her mother when she is. Go nuclear or go home/alone.
Quit ******* being pussy whipped and quit being so ******* scared of upsetting your woman.
It's time for you to think like a woman.
What you should do, is do every one of those ******* things.
Drive her ******* insane.
The next time she asks you if [insert article of clothing] makes her look fat, a question with no right answers, because it's designed that way. Because the point is not to get an honest answer from you, the point is for you to give her an answer, doesn't matter what it is, that she can then use as a pretext to emotionally abuse you and dominate you. THIS is how women think.
When men and women have an argument, men, like the perfect blue pill idiots that they are, think they're fighting about whatever they're apparently fighting about. Women KNOW that it's not about what you're fighting about. It's about "me vs him". It's about breaking you, defeating you. That's why in an argument they throw curve balls at you, and bring up unrelated stuff and dig up old **** . It's not about the topic at hand, it's about winning over you. It's about hurting you psychologically, that's why they bring up the fact that your dad left, or someone you loved that left you, or a job you failed at, etc. whatever it is that hurts you. It's also about decreasing your value in comparison to hers to give her the power in the relationship and basically make it seem like she's doing you a favor by being/staying with you.
Getting back to the "does this make me look fat?" trap question, give her every "wrong" answer and then some. Oh, you want to anger me and emotionally abuse me? I'll make YOU angrier and give you more drama than you can handle, bitch. Emotional/psychological scorched earth, bitch. That way, she'll never EVER pull this **** again, because she'll know that she'll get destroyed and emotionally wrecked by doing this.
She likes to push your buttons from time to time? ******* stomp on hers. Yes, do say she is like your and/or her mother when she is. Go nuclear or go home/alone.
Quit ******* being pussy whipped and quit being so ******* scared of upsetting your woman.
It's time for you to think like a woman.
