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In real life

HOLLYWOOD . REAL LIFE
Real Life:
Hollywood: Mostly written labs and typed
All science projects are either assignments, Wu get
for a fair OP some something fun, but after its done,
sopt of stupid environmental there are typically many boring
project. worksheets to follow it.
Real Life:
Hum . You have to walk like 4 blocks early in
The school bus stops right
outside yaw ******* house. t e morning to get to your' stop
Hollywood: Aral Life:
It SM'S on Christmas It rains. Don' t expect snow until mid-
February.
Real Life:
H plywood:
in You have quizzes, tests and other
Out of all your life adventures,
there is typically only one big
test or assignment
assignments due everyday- some of which
you " ers are stalling to complete
Hollywood: Real Life:
You pun a stop sign and instantly Some guy runs a stop sign and nearly kills
have the cops chasing you. you as you are the street.
Hollywood: Real Life:
The FBI and CIA all have guns They all work in offices similar to the
and spend all day on high speed gums: joe. They an in, an in their
chases and computer, and leave 7 hours later.
investigations.
Real Life:
Hollywood: The school system stuffs students into
Classes have a “W Personable classrooms until there is no breathing
size- typically around 16 mm"
students. .
Hollywood: Real Life:
Easy classes are filled with .
A very diverse, equal society H t fill d ith q
oners casses are me Wt omens.
filled with blacks, whites, men
and women.
Hollywood: Real Life: The population is split- half
Every single person is stuck at are out banging every person they see,
first base. while half of US are forever alone.
Hollywood: Posting something Real Life: Most interwebs content
on the iinternet makes you goes completely unnoticed (likely
instantly famous this post too)
Hollywood: Everybody is hot Real Life: Everybody is not.
Real Life: You shop at more than one store, go
Hollywood: You live all your We to more than one class, and spend time at home
in about two or three rooms in more than one room.
sets)
Real Life: I: You get 16 letters. 8 of them
are from generic Universities, 4 are bills
and 4 are advertisements regarding roof
repair, sidewalk paving, kitchen remodeling,
Hollywood: You get a letter in
the mail. Its from someone you
haven' t seen in a while. Or
maybe its a letter from the
president or something. .
Hollywood: Real Life: FAP RAP FAP FAP FAP RAP FAP
Your sex life consists of a FA? FAP FAP
healthy relationship with a
woman you truely love.
Hollywood: 'teat Life:
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#11 - jtwagner (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I live in Alaska, I don't just have a white christmas, I have a white halloween.  But also, I have a 10page paper due in a few hours I need to get started on.
I live in Alaska, I don't just have a white christmas, I have a white halloween. But also, I have a 10page paper due in a few hours I need to get started on.
#17 - mindclaw (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
he knows...
#23 - ifuckingloveyellow (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
COMIC SAAAANS!!!
#48 - feratrox (10/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Oh you spoiled kids with your school busses. I used to ride 10 miles to school (and 10 back) on my bike every day.
User avatar #53 to #48 - Greevon ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
You spoiled youngsters with your bikes. When I was a kid, we had to travel 400 miles to the great frontier in a covered wagon and when we got there half of us had died from diphtheria and another quarter of us would be raped and scalped by the natives. And THEN the school would be built, but we would be taught nothing but the three R's "Readin', Ritin', and Rithmatic" but since we didn't have any intellectuals left alive, we'd mostly just sit around in the blistering heat, waiting for the bell to ring so we can go back home and do more back-breaking farm work.
#109 - arjunz (10/18/2013) [-]
"spend time at home in more than one room"
#19 - nomadfourohthree (10/18/2013) [-]
lol ur funny
#20 - siris (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fixed for Australians
#96 - theyellowfj (10/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It's almost like Hollywood's making this stuff up...
It's almost like Hollywood's making this stuff up...
#133 - luiselvergas (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my bus stop is right in front of my house.
#82 - puremadmentalged (10/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
**puremadmentalged rolls 08**
User avatar #22 - haroldsaxon (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We don't have school busses where I live. I don't even think we have them in this country at all.
#16 - thisisspartah (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just realized, samoans are our mexicans.
#10 - dontknowme (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
judging by the christmas comment, i assume you live in oregon
#126 - midothegreat (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so Hollywood is making fiction?
so Hollywood is making fiction?
#74 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
+427 thumbs? is this real life or is this just fantasy?
User avatar #8 - ThpiderMan (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In rural communities busses do stop directly in front of your house.
#4 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
I for one am appalled that fictional stories and universes aren't precise and accurate reflections of this world that we live in. What kind of industry would show what people want to see and not the small details of every aspect of every event that happens.
#153 - chaosnazo (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
There's already snow where I live and the entire month fo December will not have any daylight in it.   
   
   
Goddamn it feels good to live 72 degrees in latitude.
There's already snow where I live and the entire month fo December will not have any daylight in it.


Goddamn it feels good to live 72 degrees in latitude.
#165 to #162 - chaosnazo (10/18/2013) [-]
72 degrees north in latitude, remind you.   
   
Eh, I would not stand living in a hot place for too long, I would miss living without eternal day during summer and eternal night during winter, plus snow, too much.   
   
Must be pretty shabby living in 40 degrees though, kudos to you.
72 degrees north in latitude, remind you.

Eh, I would not stand living in a hot place for too long, I would miss living without eternal day during summer and eternal night during winter, plus snow, too much.

Must be pretty shabby living in 40 degrees though, kudos to you.
#81 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
Wait a second. So, you're telling me that Hollywood movies don't perfectly represent our reality? I'm shocked!
User avatar #49 - xrainbowdashx (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HA! jokes on you
i do live my life in just three rooms
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