In real life. . HOLLYWOOD . REAL LIFE Real Life: Hollywood: Mostly written labs and typed All science projects are either assignments, Wu get for a fair OP some funny Junk procrastination
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In real life

HOLLYWOOD . REAL LIFE
Real Life:
Hollywood: Mostly written labs and typed
All science projects are either assignments, Wu get
for a fair OP some something fun, but after its done,
sopt of stupid environmental there are typically many boring
project. worksheets to follow it.
Real Life:
Hum . You have to walk like 4 blocks early in
The school bus stops right
outside yaw fucking house. t e morning to get to your' stop
Hollywood: Aral Life:
It SM'S on Christmas It rains. Don' t expect snow until mid-
February.
Real Life:
H plywood:
in You have quizzes, tests and other
Out of all your life adventures,
there is typically only one big
test or assignment
assignments due everyday- some of which
you " ers are stalling to complete
Hollywood: Real Life:
You pun a stop sign and instantly Some guy runs a stop sign and nearly kills
have the cops chasing you. you as you are the street.
Hollywood: Real Life:
The FBI and CIA all have guns They all work in offices similar to the
and spend all day on high speed gums: joe. They an in, an in their
chases and computer, and leave 7 hours later.
investigations.
Real Life:
Hollywood: The school system stuffs students into
Classes have a “W Personable classrooms until there is no breathing
size- typically around 16 mm"
students. .
Hollywood: Real Life:
Easy classes are filled with .
A very diverse, equal society H t fill d ith q
oners casses are me Wt omens.
filled with blacks, whites, men
and women.
Hollywood: Real Life: The population is split- half
Every single person is stuck at are out banging every person they see,
first base. while half of US are forever alone.
Hollywood: Posting something Real Life: Most interwebs content
on the iinternet makes you goes completely unnoticed (likely
instantly famous this post too)
Hollywood: Everybody is hot Real Life: Everybody is not.
Real Life: You shop at more than one store, go
Hollywood: You live all your We to more than one class, and spend time at home
in about two or three rooms in more than one room.
sets)
Real Life: I: You get 16 letters. 8 of them
are from generic Universities, 4 are bills
and 4 are advertisements regarding roof
repair, sidewalk paving, kitchen remodeling,
Hollywood: You get a letter in
the mail. Its from someone you
haven' t seen in a while. Or
maybe its a letter from the
president or something. .
Hollywood: Real Life: FAP RAP FAP FAP FAP RAP FAP
Your sex life consists of a FA? FAP FAP
healthy relationship with a
woman you truely love.
Hollywood: 'teat Life:
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