In real life. . HOLLYWOOD . REAL LIFE Real Life: Hollywood: Mostly written labs and typed All science projects are either assignments, Wu get for a fair OP some funny Junk procrastination
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HOLLYWOOD . REAL LIFE
Real Life:
Hollywood: Mostly written labs and typed
All science projects are either assignments, Wu get
for a fair OP some something fun, but after its done,
sopt of stupid environmental there are typically many boring
project. worksheets to follow it.
Real Life:
Hum . You have to walk like 4 blocks early in
The school bus stops right
outside yaw fucking house. t e morning to get to your' stop
Hollywood: Aral Life:
It SM'S on Christmas It rains. Don' t expect snow until mid-
February.
Real Life:
H plywood:
in You have quizzes, tests and other
Out of all your life adventures,
there is typically only one big
test or assignment
assignments due everyday- some of which
you " ers are stalling to complete
Hollywood: Real Life:
You pun a stop sign and instantly Some guy runs a stop sign and nearly kills
have the cops chasing you. you as you are the street.
Hollywood: Real Life:
The FBI and CIA all have guns They all work in offices similar to the
and spend all day on high speed gums: joe. They an in, an in their
chases and computer, and leave 7 hours later.
investigations.
Real Life:
Hollywood: The school system stuffs students into
Classes have a “W Personable classrooms until there is no breathing
size- typically around 16 mm"
students. .
Hollywood: Real Life:
Easy classes are filled with .
A very diverse, equal society H t fill d ith q
oners casses are me Wt omens.
filled with blacks, whites, men
and women.
Hollywood: Real Life: The population is split- half
Every single person is stuck at are out banging every person they see,
first base. while half of US are forever alone.
Hollywood: Posting something Real Life: Most interwebs content
on the iinternet makes you goes completely unnoticed (likely
instantly famous this post too)
Hollywood: Everybody is hot Real Life: Everybody is not.
Real Life: You shop at more than one store, go
Hollywood: You live all your We to more than one class, and spend time at home
in about two or three rooms in more than one room.
sets)
Real Life: I: You get 16 letters. 8 of them
are from generic Universities, 4 are bills
and 4 are advertisements regarding roof
repair, sidewalk paving, kitchen remodeling,
Hollywood: You get a letter in
the mail. Its from someone you
haven' t seen in a while. Or
maybe its a letter from the
president or something. .
Hollywood: Real Life: FAP RAP FAP FAP FAP RAP FAP
Your sex life consists of a FA? FAP FAP
healthy relationship with a
woman you truely love.
Hollywood: 'teat Life:
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - jtwagner
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I live in Alaska, I don't just have a white christmas, I have a white halloween.  But also, I have a 10page paper due in a few hours I need to get started on.
I live in Alaska, I don't just have a white christmas, I have a white halloween. But also, I have a 10page paper due in a few hours I need to get started on.
#167 to #11 - funkyspot
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Dude, tell me what's it like living there please   
   
   
   
 plez
Dude, tell me what's it like living there please



plez
#179 to #11 - DanLacasky
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(10/18/2013) [-]
where abouts? I come to Soldotna/Kenai with my fiances family every summer
User avatar #176 to #11 - mrhotwings
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(10/18/2013) [-]
"10 page paper due in a few hours" (16 hours ago)
So how did it go?
#102 to #11 - sonoriti
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Yukoner here! Hello neighbour.
#17 - mindclaw
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(10/18/2013) [-]
he knows...
#157 to #17 - phantomonkey
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Alright, time to get on Funny Junk...
#34 to #17 - blarghydargh
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(10/18/2013) [-]
As i sit in the library of my community college trying to finish up my paper that is worth 20% of my grade... i feel judged.
#23 - ifuckingloveyellow
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(10/18/2013) [-]
COMIC SAAAANS!!!
#38 to #23 - jeej
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #115 to #23 - zonryu
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(10/18/2013) [-]
i like comic sans
User avatar #152 to #23 - sorenlolz
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Would you rather it be wrote in wingdings?
#48 - feratrox
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Oh you spoiled kids with your school busses. I used to ride 10 miles to school (and 10 back) on my bike every day.
User avatar #169 to #48 - elcreepo
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I remember when bikes were first invented... I STILL WALKED.
User avatar #53 to #48 - Greevon
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You spoiled youngsters with your bikes. When I was a kid, we had to travel 400 miles to the great frontier in a covered wagon and when we got there half of us had died from diphtheria and another quarter of us would be raped and scalped by the natives. And THEN the school would be built, but we would be taught nothing but the three R's "Readin', Ritin', and Rithmatic" but since we didn't have any intellectuals left alive, we'd mostly just sit around in the blistering heat, waiting for the bell to ring so we can go back home and do more back-breaking farm work.
User avatar #54 to #53 - covered
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(10/18/2013) [-]
pennis
User avatar #55 to #54 - Greevon
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That's right, a wagon made of this guy. It was ******* awful
User avatar #57 to #55 - covered
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Well I'm sorry my wagons aren't up to par with the rest of the world. **** ME RIGHT? **** ME.
User avatar #128 to #57 - stripey
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(10/18/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #130 to #128 - covered
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no pls
User avatar #79 to #53 - zzforrest
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(10/18/2013) [-]
HA! WIMP! I had to walk 100 miles to school every day, no weekends, no holidays, barefoot, uphill both ways, in the snow, crossing traffic lights and doing homework because I didn't have enough time to do it because it took too long to get to school and back!
User avatar #210 to #79 - gearshift
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Pfft, I have to single handedly build a rode to my University on the other side of the world every day, I then have to pull a bus full of overweight school kids 2'500 miles to school before building the school itself from nothing but a bundle of wet cloth and some mud. I then have to give birth to all the teachers and raise them before I can start class.
#109 - arjunz
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(10/18/2013) [-]
"spend time at home in more than one room"
#19 - nomadfourohthree
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(10/18/2013) [-]
lol ur funny
#20 - siris
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Fixed for Australians
User avatar #30 to #20 - cyborgturtle
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More Aussie bits!. YAY! ( I know no one understands what I mean)
#127 to #20 - anon id: f962684b
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Actually Australia is experiencing severe fires at the moment and although it does never snow, in the hotter months it gets incredibly hot. Of course this all varies on you position in the country.
User avatar #31 to #20 - commontroll
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(10/18/2013) [-]
And for Texans.
#96 - theyellowfj
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(10/18/2013) [-]
It's almost like Hollywood's making this stuff up...
It's almost like Hollywood's making this stuff up...
#112 to #96 - justleaving
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This is turning me on so much!
#133 - luiselvergas
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(10/18/2013) [-]
my bus stop is right in front of my house.
User avatar #194 to #133 - spizin
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Glorious bus-stop-infront-of-the-house masterrace!
#82 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolls 08**
#134 to #82 - skinjacker
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User avatar #158 to #82 - rieskimo
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REAL LIFE: Nobody gives a **** about dubs.
User avatar #159 to #158 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolls 86**
check em and weep
#160 to #159 - puremadmentalged
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#101 to #82 - ridivey
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**ridivey rolls 60**
#105 to #101 - ridivey
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#106 to #101 - anon id: 787df383
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**anonymous rolls 48** anon away
#154 to #82 - ohayougozaimasu
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**ohayougozaimasu rolls 44**

tch

amateurs
#156 to #154 - puremadmentalged
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**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Who are you talking to **
Go back to hollywood phony!
#83 to #82 - puremadmentalged
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#188 to #83 - theblondefetus
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**theblondefetus rolls 70**
#189 to #188 - theblondefetus
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**theblondefetus rolls 46**
#190 to #189 - theblondefetus
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