Excuse me sir, I'm aware your life as snail-kin is very hard on you, but my wife is in labour and I think that guy's mother had a stroke. Please get out of the way.
thing is; he owns up to it. Like, he doesn't pull out a fake gun or some **** as a "prank" and then try to get out of being arrested/beaten to **** by going "DUDE IT'S A PRANK HOLY **** "