In Australia.... . whereat christ; killie . why the cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in er house and we' re hicking hehaha l/ Our serfs and
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In Australia...

whereat
christ; killie .
why the **** cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in er house and we' re hicking hehaha
l/ Our serfs and we dd have l/ Our phone with we mt we cant call
the police heehehe the musclecar might hear we
Here in Canada we can
Here in England midst... scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint outraces and run towards the musclecar
Here in Australia we are the musclecar
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#12 - hellsno (09/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
a lot of places in the US have this now. It depends on your area. 911 is not the same everywhere.
a lot of places in the US have this now. It depends on your area. 911 is not the same everywhere.
#1 - norkas (09/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Australia in content, swell with hourly fights for survival
Australia in content, swell with hourly fights for survival
#44 - benderisgreat (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Not a problem for me.
#30 - removekimchi (09/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I don't call 911
User avatar #33 - altairibnlaahad (09/03/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Here in 'Merica, you shoot the murderer.
#75 - rexnocturna (09/03/2014) [-]
Meanwhile in Australia.
User avatar #9 - Milvath (09/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"ai 5o der b 2 man rob booz dey gunz lol xD"

"i ded "
User avatar #28 - Bakerlalalalala (09/03/2014) [-]
In soviet russia murderer calls you
#11 - splyt (09/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
if that were the situation you can still call 911 and just mute the speaker not the receiver, obviously and leave the line open. whether or not they hear anything they'll likely still send a squad car to your location
User avatar #40 - leonhardt (09/03/2014) [-]
Here in Merica you just shoot the guy and drink some Sweet Tea as he bleeds into your carpet.
User avatar #93 - adunsaveme (09/03/2014) [-]
"I'm being murdered lol"
#39 - boothead (09/03/2014) [-]
>Hiding behind the couch
>America
Kill the ****** , he finds you you're ****** anyway.
#86 - tapeworms (09/03/2014) [-]
When I was ten I accidentally called 911. I hung up immediately, but they still sent a squad car to my house. I had never been so grounded in my entire life.
User avatar #85 - gearshift (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Australia mentioned in content

Swell with deadly animals and bad politicians.
#49 - sovietsamurai (09/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
911?

Oh yeah! I think you meant mean body removal service friend ...
#45 - magnusmaiolriain (09/03/2014) [-]
Back in Ireland, we would just get drunk off our heads and beat the **** out of each other.
User avatar #66 - robertolee (09/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm English so there is absolutely no point in calling the police if someone has broken in, they're there to solve the crime of who murdered me, not save my life. Instead my dad bought me a taser gun (illegally) just incase someone tries to break in.
User avatar #64 - inquisition (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No in Scotland you get a heart attack before he has a chance to kill you.
User avatar #70 to #64 - faimbot (09/03/2014) [-]
No in scotland, both of you are so drunk you forget which one was doing the killing.
#3 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Here in sweden the police would say "is he immigrant?" "well yes of course, what else? its not like swedish people go around and kill people jesus christ we jump around and sing little frogs is funny to watch while celebrating our holiday middlesummer" "excuse me sir, are you a racist?".

We cant press charges on minorities, because then we are labeled as racists
and without the minority there would be no need for any police at all
funny really...
User avatar #5 to #3 - Shramin ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Yeah its not like swedes do anything wrong at all.
No swedish biker gangs with a history of violence and racism or anything.
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