impressing the girls with his beyblade

its autistic IT year old
school has a Junior high attached in the same campus
like ll year ems playing Beyblade
I can "impress the girls'' by beating these kids
upto them.. ask ifl can play
Sorel."
out my green heavy beyblade
Scream out LET IT RIP" at the top sf my voice, eberyone turns around and looks at me going "what the **** was that"
4 pull the ******* rip cord SC) hard my Beyblade (lies out at the ******* speed of sound and ricochets off all 3 other beyblades sending them
lying out ofthe arena
mick upthere beyblades and pocket them
are like, "hey what are ysu doing"
4 say in the coolest wise I put copying Sasuke" s frsm Naruto' s mice "ifyou dent like to get burnt, dent play with fire"
starts crying
4 spin throw ever my shellder and tip my fedora ever my eyes trying to look as cool as possible
4 strut away like the ******* fonze. going "ERICII" and click point at girls while kids are behind me crying that a senioritis stole their beyblades.
I honestly want to murder self. Holy ******* **** this is the biggest thing I' m ashamed svin my life, everything about this story is / o
true. I seriously can' t believe how much ofa deuche I am