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#7 - anoyingmos (01/30/2015) [-]

here we go again

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#2 - sepherif (01/30/2015) [-]

You're a bit late to the rage fest, friend.

#75 to #2 - summonsplix (01/31/2015) [-]

and here is was sitting waiting for the gif to load, god damnit

#91 to #75 - garlikk (02/01/2015) [-]

ayyy lmao

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#29 to #2 - roddor (01/30/2015) [-]

Because I haven't seen this gif in a while, I actually didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.
Bravo good sir.

#35 to #29 - sepherif (01/30/2015) [-]

My mind is full of **** .

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#5 - krasnogvardiech (01/30/2015) [-]

#81 to #5 - newforomador (01/31/2015) [-]

I like it, but it doesn't quite make sense. If a species is that much more advanced than we are, it should be able to know we're capable of intelligent thought. Even if it just scanned our brains for something that showed intelligence, which I bet they could do, then they'd know we aren't just another animal. And I'm pretty sure that all the cities and enormous structures we've built would show that too, if the aliens looked at earth for longer than 5 seconds.

#12 to #5 - crutos (01/30/2015) [-]

oh man, if I get abducted we're screwed

#23 to #5 - ponchosdm (01/30/2015) [-]

I loved this image, nice to find it again, If got abducted, we are ok guys

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#24 to #23 - krasnogvardiech (01/30/2015) [-]

We're only okay if you keep it together. Put some grit in your teeth.

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#3 - mkchillin (01/30/2015) [-]

He lived 30+ years wrestling with his identity, suppressing his abilities at the expense of his wellbeing as well as his loved one's. Then out of the blue the remainder of his nearly extinct race comes to lay waste to everything and everyone he's come to familiarize himself with and love. He's barely beginning to test out his powers before he's forced to quit basic training to halt the destruction of his world and is pushed to his mental, emotional, spiritual and physical limits to try to do the right thing in the face of overwhelming adversity and is the only one capabe of doing so. And his opponents are numerous, bred for conflict and have their backs against the wall, tasked with preventing their extinction. And their leader claimed both that he would kill everyone and that either he would die or Superman would. Oh, and all these people are basically gods. People were going to die, it was inevitable. In the end, he saved Earth. To make an omelet you gotta crack a few eggs.

#32 to #3 - misterblack (01/30/2015) [-]

Sir, there's only one god and he doesn't-- **** , wrong movie.

#22 to #3 - vorigan (01/30/2015) [-]

Totally in agreement with you here - never saw a Superman film before this one and downright loved it. Yes, Metropolis was near to complete destruction but Kal-El had no training against his own kind plus he was significantly younger than Zod and his crew. It's a miracle the Earth wasn't destroyed let alone a city.

Tried watching the Christopher Reeves films after and simply got bored.

Sauce for image is Superman vs the Elite, and yes that is Superman saying "wankers".

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#4 to #3 - saxmo (01/30/2015) [-]

> to make an omelet you have to crack a few eggs

Yea you gotta crack a few eggs not bomb the whole coop

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#8 to #4 - ritzrules (01/30/2015) [-]

You've never seen me make an omelette then...

#37 to #4 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]

There are 2469501 cities in the world, and you're going to criticizes Superman because he saved 2469500?

Basically here's what you look like atm: "HUURR DURRGH"

#27 to #4 - toosexyforyou (01/30/2015) [-]

Yeah it's a shame that Zod wasn't as retarded as a Dragonball villain and could be lured elsewhere.

#49 to #4 - deadlydong (01/30/2015) [-]

same logic tho

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#45 - Ulmer (01/30/2015) [-]

It's because that movie is terrible.

#84 to #45 - sphincterface (01/31/2015) [-]

I loved it....

#87 to #45 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]

Only superhero movie I've liked other then Dark Knight

#88 to #87 - anon (01/31/2015) [-]

You have awful tastes in movies, then. The dark knight movies were ******* awful. Only good thing about them was Ledger's Joker, they completely ****** up all the other villains and i'd argue Batman as well. He wasn't a detective, he was a dumb ape that just beat the hell out of criminals to get his information. No sleuthing, no detective work sans the shoddy ******** of the first movie.

#89 to #88 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]

Ok? Why the **** would I give a **** how badly they " ****** up" the characters? I've not read the comics and couldn't give 2 ***** about them. And I didn't say I liked the trilogy, only The Dark Knight. And I don't see how 2 movies can make me have "awful taste in movies", especially since they were in a genre I don't like

#51 to #45 - arrowed (01/30/2015) [-]

but it can't be worse than the n64 game. can it?

#54 to #51 - anon (01/31/2015) [-]

I'd say on par.

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#46 to #45 - checkemtrain (01/30/2015) [-]

I liked it

#59 to #45 - adviceweed (01/31/2015) [-]

The fight scenes felt DBZ-esqe, which was cool, at the least.

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#47 to #45 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/30/2015) [-]

I liked it a lot

#55 to #47 - thunderfap (01/31/2015) [-]

Seriously, your name. Raises lots of questions.

Who makes a house of wax? What kind of wax is it? Would it melt on a summer day? In the winter, instead of a fireplace do you have a hole with a wick in it?

#64 to #55 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/31/2015) [-]

It's a mix between look at my horse and the house of wax

#67 to #64 - thunderfap (01/31/2015) [-]

I don't suppose it ever occurred to you to humor me in my delusions?

#69 to #67 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/31/2015) [-]

#58 to #45 - chaoticlaw (01/31/2015) [-]

Fight scenes kicked **** .

Rest was meh.

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#48 to #45 - drakevil (01/30/2015) [-]

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#6 - iamkagji (01/30/2015) [-]

Spoilers Ahead - Man of Surreal (Man of Steel)

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#14 - TehFunnyMan (01/30/2015) [-]

This whole ******* movie had the most atrocious writing.
"What if I have to tinkle?"
**** you, Goyer. Honestly.

#15 to #14 - miklthepikl (01/30/2015) [-]

Goyer is by far the worst thing to happen to cape movies. ****** up the dark knight rises, ****** up superman, and wont stop slamming martian manhunter, because having a green alien running around is somehow more silly and unbelievable then having a 10 year old kid turn into Shazam. **** Goyer.

#70 - okamibanshu (01/31/2015) [-]

Ha!

#42 - theprogramer (01/30/2015) [-]

#21 - akkere ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]

#11 - unikornking ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]

I constantly see people complaining about how Superman destroyed tons of stuff in this movie, then I finally watched it recently and was really dissapointed he barely did anything. Really the only destruction he did was that small town while fighting the girl and big guy, and it wasn't even that much.

#43 to #11 - anon (01/30/2015) [-]

He destroyed the whole town. I mean I guess the town wasn't that large to begin with but he still destroyed most of it. Also there's the retarded teraformming which was retarded and destroyed 2 other large cities. PS why the **** do they need breathing apparatuses? Zod and Superman fought in space where there is literally no oxygen or air. The movie had so many retarded flaws. One last one off the top of my head. Artificial gravity set to Earth's gravitational pull on their ship after explicitly explaining they wanted to make Earth denser. Lois should've been crushed by her own weight once she entered their ship. And on another note ********* could've just left the town to avoid collateral damage. They weren't interested in destroying it but he was too stupid to leave.

#10 - officialjg (01/30/2015) [-]

I like the movie. it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. Its better then half the Marvel movies I've seen **** , its the internet. I'm not suppose to say that

#68 - kolmar (01/31/2015) [-]

Seems like this person is just nitpicking and finding any reason he/she can to hate on Man of Steel. It was irrelevant what kind of food Superman can consume what WAS relevant was the other alien threating to ******* destroy their planet. You think Lois gives a flying **** about his biology when there's an alien threatening to exterminate humankind? No of course not.

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#52 - reycall (01/31/2015) [-]

ok, to be perfectly fair to you, not everything has to be supper try hard. If i see an alien and he where a **** load of red i will ask "is red your fav color? cus it's my fav color."

#38 - blademontane (01/30/2015) [-]

The best thing about Zack Snyder in my opinion is his fight scenes.

#82 to #38 - zaboomafu (01/31/2015) [-]

Loved the emphasis on the weight and force behind all their attacks

#25 - paddypancake (01/30/2015) [-]

I havent watched that movie but from what i got Lois just wanted to be funny, was just amused by the different meanings of that letter (and symbol in the fiction) and/or most importantly wanted to lighten up a (seemingly) rather poor mood. At least in the shown text she didnt show any hostility or claim that his culture is unwelcome. And whoever was the author of this small text must be clearly retarded for being surprised that "he didn't help Zod kill everyone!" . Someone makes a comment on your shirt and mass murder is an appropriate answer for that. And while i really appreciate the work of Matt Taylor it isnt really comparable to some super dude saving the world. How about fighting **** by not flinging **** back? Somehow i expected this mark in the corner while reading this.

#86 to #25 - sphincterface (01/31/2015) [-]

That's what I was trying to explain. She is trying to make small talk because they are both really nervous at this point so she thinks that just having a little light hearted conversation would make things better.