Im short. And im proud.. the thing that the short don't get is; we can't hear you, unless we bend our heads down and that hurts your neck, so we crouch a little. we aren't trying to be  SHORT PEOPLE
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#2 - pjers (05/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
the thing that the short don't get is; we can't hear you, unless we bend our heads down and that hurts your neck, so we crouch a little. we aren't trying to be patronising it's just you mother ******* need to look up.
User avatar #16 - mattdoggy (05/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be 6'3"
>wearing boots that add another 2-3 inches to my height
>go to meet my brothers friend who is a little person
>i didn't know he was, nor did i care, he was a cool dude all around
>when i first met him though i didn't know how to talk to him
>i was standing on a step that added another 6 inches to my height
>he comes up to me and goes to shake my hand
>i panic
>i kneel down beside him and realize how stupid i look
>i choke on my own mouth trying to think of how to recover from this incident
>before i can do anything he gets an umbrella
>He taps each one of my shoulders and says "i dub these sir anon the giant, now rise good knight"
>we all have a good laugh and he told me not to do it again
#28 - deathsn (05/17/2014) [-]
Ah Dude, he's just trying to ride a horse.
User avatar #10 - xapplemanx (05/17/2014) [-]
i have to look down when talking to alot of people in my school, its ******* annoying
#34 - Nastycold (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm kinda tall, and whenever small people talk to me I have to bend over a little.

I'M SORRY!
#3 - ellrotts (05/17/2014) [-]
Its not your fault you are inferior.... puny humans.
User avatar #8 - thechosentroll (05/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I'm 6' 7" and my best friend is 5' 9". The crouching becomes sort of mandatory after a while, because my neck and back feel like I've been stabbed. It's not mocking or anything, I just want to be able to talk to someone for more than an hour without permanent back injuries.
User avatar #33 - Lintutu (05/17/2014) [-]
it is equally difficult to talk to really tall people. My head almost goes 90 degrees when i look up just to talk to they guy
#20 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this is a reason short people are superior race not to mention all the clumsiness that comes with being tall. halfling power!
User avatar #23 to #20 - castanicshadow (05/17/2014) [-]
Lets see who's laughing when you need something from the top shelf and I'm not around.
#39 - pokeluigi (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm 5 foot 4 so I get this far too often
I'm 5 foot 4 so I get this far too often
User avatar #35 - slenderwolf (05/17/2014) [-]
I'm 6'4", all people are short people.
I've done this twice in my life, the cringe almost impairs my ability to type.
User avatar #32 - zourch ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
that smug ass smile that says "Hey! you're gods mistake"
User avatar #31 - geofalke (05/17/2014) [-]
sorta related, I'm a tall guy and I refuse to play fight with short people. either they don't know how to pull a punch or they think just because I'm tall i have the pain tolerance of a ******* mountain.
User avatar #24 - killazdeath (05/17/2014) [-]
Randy Newman-Short People Lyrics
#11 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I Do this to mock my small friends. Am i a bad person?
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User avatar #6 - perform (05/17/2014) [-]
I am so glad I am average height now. Before, I actually had to bend down to talk to them.
User avatar #5 - tinglyturtletaint (05/17/2014) [-]
When I worked at target, we had a training video that told us we were supposed to crouch like that if someone was in a wheel chair or on one of those scooters. It seemed far more patronizing than just looking down to them.
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