Im not the only one.. THANK GOD.. Breakdown of a Man' s Tape Measure Usage: Measuring his penis Seeing how far it can be extended before it collapses under its
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Im not the only one.

THANK GOD.

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User avatar #4 - pappathethird (12/04/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Yellow and white are the same to me
#30 - stafeezy (12/04/2013) [-]
what the **** is this **** ?

It's like a colourful story for retards.
#26 - jacobthecow (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#50 - gameshredder (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #34 - szymonf (12/05/2013) [-]
Measuring your penis is still measuring
User avatar #24 - gwenisghey (12/04/2013) [-]
the white doesnt apply to me anymore

not since the accident
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I do all three at once.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Measuring the penis falls under measuring, you bumbling fool.
User avatar #2 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I've not actually measured my cock.
User avatar #11 to #2 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2013) [-]
Can I measure it for you?
#74 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In case anyone's curious
In case anyone's curious
#87 to #77 - marcury (12/05/2013) [-]
so the perfect penis is 7.5in long and 6.5 in wide apparently.

...apparently I am just very satisfying.
User avatar #70 - pulluspardus (12/05/2013) [-]
Even pacman is becoming a neckbeard.
User avatar #31 - jokersaysamuseme (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes! I'm not the only one!
User avatar #20 - bobthedilder (12/04/2013) [-]
When I was 3-4 I stuck the metal bit at the end of a tape measure in a keyhole. As I walked back holding it it came loose an partially sliced the skin off my middle finger, got stitches and now I have a weird ass bump there.
#19 - troncatman (12/04/2013) [-]
His penis collapses?
#80 - Tyfighter (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #75 - Jeepzert (12/05/2013) [-]
number 3 happens while im doing number 2
#53 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I weighed my dick

good thing I have a floor scale huh?



its huge guys.


huuuge.
#56 to #53 - ztwenyeight (12/05/2013) [-]
Keep trying.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would measure my cock if I just could find it.
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