Im not the only one.. THANK GOD.. Breakdown of a Man' s Tape Measure Usage: Measuring his penis Seeing how far it can be extended before it collapses under its  are a lie
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User avatar #4 - pappathethird (12/04/2013) [-]
Yellow and white are the same to me
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#43 to #4 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
smooth.
User avatar #92 to #43 - pappathethird (02/09/2014) [-]
thanks
#21 to #4 - othymer (12/04/2013) [-]
Are you Long Dick Johnson?
User avatar #48 to #21 - stipulateprism (12/05/2013) [-]
I heard he had a ******* long dick. Thus the name.
#35 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
then how do you know that there are two different colors in the picture?
User avatar #37 to #35 - ZenMacros (12/05/2013) [-]
It's a big dick joke.
User avatar #38 to #35 - rhiaanor (12/05/2013) [-]
also there is an outline
#39 to #38 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
But how did he know which two colors filled the outlines?
User avatar #40 to #39 - rhiaanor (12/05/2013) [-]
eh.... oh. Well I see. Good day?
User avatar #65 to #39 - hopkinator (12/05/2013) [-]
i had a meaaaaaaan chuckle because of that pic
User avatar #8 to #4 - ihearcolors ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the colorblind club my friend.
#30 - stafeezy (12/04/2013) [-]
what the **** is this **** ?

It's like a colourful story for retards.
#5 - stealthfoxbrony ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
#52 to #50 - idrownedaquaman (12/05/2013) [-]
That about sums it up
#59 to #50 - foxtrotecho (12/05/2013) [-]
laughing my ass off, because it's so true
laughing my ass off, because it's so true
User avatar #34 - szymonf (12/05/2013) [-]
Measuring your penis is still measuring
User avatar #24 - gwenisghey (12/04/2013) [-]
the white doesnt apply to me anymore

not since the accident
#29 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
I do all three at once.
User avatar #33 to #29 - chuckbillrow (12/04/2013) [-]
'cause the tape measure collapse under its own weight before it has reached the full length of you penis right?
User avatar #70 - pulluspardus (12/05/2013) [-]
Even pacman is becoming a neckbeard.
User avatar #31 - jokersaysamuseme (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes! I'm not the only one!
User avatar #20 - bobthedilder (12/04/2013) [-]
When I was 3-4 I stuck the metal bit at the end of a tape measure in a keyhole. As I walked back holding it it came loose an partially sliced the skin off my middle finger, got stitches and now I have a weird ass bump there.
#19 - troncatman (12/04/2013) [-]
His penis collapses?
#3 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Measuring the penis falls under measuring, you bumbling fool.
User avatar #7 to #3 - toggme (12/04/2013) [-]
Measuring how far it can be extended before it collapses under its own weight is measuring too
User avatar #75 - Jeepzert (12/05/2013) [-]
number 3 happens while im doing number 2
#16 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
I would measure my cock if I just could find it.
#41 to #16 - creepyunclebob (12/05/2013) [-]
You seem to have the rare condition known as being "female"
User avatar #2 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [-]
I've not actually measured my cock.
User avatar #69 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (12/05/2013) [-]
Same here. I don't feel like I would gain anything from it.
#9 to #2 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
You will now.
User avatar #46 to #2 - zombiesnipertwo (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #2 - headlesspoodle (12/05/2013) [-]
i can never bring myself to do it
User avatar #11 to #2 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2013) [-]
Can I measure it for you?
#12 to #11 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [-]
As long as you don't tell me what the measurements are...
User avatar #13 to #12 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2013) [-]
If it's long enough to get past my lips then it's long enough for me.
#14 to #13 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [-]
That's good I guess...

Haven't you seen it?..
User avatar #68 to #14 - thatnerdyguy (12/05/2013) [-]
I'm jealous of them D:
User avatar #71 to #68 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
If you've got skype I could send you..
User avatar #72 to #71 - thatnerdyguy (12/05/2013) [-]
Same username as on here.
User avatar #73 to #72 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
Added
User avatar #15 to #14 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2013) [-]
I have, I just was wondering the exact measurements.
User avatar #17 to #15 - snakefire (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not...
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2013) [-]
It's cool if you don't wanna post the exact measurements. Besides, this is the internet, everything is a lie, so it wouldn't matter if you did post them.
#53 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [-]
I weighed my dick

good thing I have a floor scale huh?



its huge guys.


huuuge.
User avatar #55 to #53 - jackknapp (12/05/2013) [-]
I've seen a ton of these

And I haven't gotten any of them.
#56 to #53 - ztwenyeight (12/05/2013) [-]
Keep trying.
User avatar #76 - footballmaniac (12/05/2013) [-]
>Be me.
>Really high.
>Read this.
>"Measuring his penis"
>"Seeing how far it can be extended before it collapses under its own weight"
>Somehow meshing the 2 together in my head...
>...I thought the last one still referred to his penis.
>Realize not everyone has a dick long enough for that.
#91 - zombieloan ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
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