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If your dog could text..

I Call
Facetime " Contact y J
V Text Message
3 Jun 20121636
PIZZA DELIVERY GUY' S
HERE
FRONT GARDEN
DISGUISED AS BUSH
WILL GO FOR TESTICLES
1, biostar as was "r"
Messages Dog
If I were a human, I would
be about 47 years old
How old are you?
HOLY **** . I' m old
enough to be YOUR DAD
YOU' RE GROUNDED LOL
ME AND YOUR MUM
MADE SWEET LOVE
I took it too far
1, neostad as 1
Messages Dog an
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If you buy me sausages
EVERY day for the next 6
weeks I' ll teach you how
to speak dog.
ti) Text Message
Messages
OMFG THAT COULD
HAVE BEEN ANYBODY
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28 May 201219203
When we meet people,
don' t say "This is my dog"
You say NOTHING.
I' ll say "This is my butler"
MASTER WOOFINGTON
VON BARKSHIRE
as 06
essay_) ell.
Costom as 07: 30 "
Messages Dog an
Enjoying your muffin?
That' s not important
What does that muffin
taste like?
I Like a LOLLY POP LMFAO )
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as 13: 54
Messages Dog Edit
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31 May 201213251
How' s your day going?
Just put on R. Kelly' s
Bump and Grind' and had
sex with your pillow
SHOUTED " IT' S RAINING
BATDOG BITCH''
SAVED THE WORLD
tii) Text Message
Messages
2 Jun 201218: 39
I swallowed a spider
Are all humans as stupid
as you?
my stomach acid
1, tosmuk as 16: 17
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A bee got into the house
Want me to get rid of it?
Where do we keep the
guns?
O( raexar/ essay_ .
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User avatar #6 - koolkidkonnor (07/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
am i the only one who thinks these dog texts are stupid as **** ?
#1 - hairysmellyanus (07/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
dogs cant use guns. confirmed for fake
User avatar #17 - sharklazers (07/21/2014) [+] (22 replies)
i'll take thing that never happened for 2000... pathetic how you have to make things up for thumbs!!!
#18 to #17 - Hightower (07/21/2014) [-]
Have you seriously never heard of "Texts from Dog"?
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Next time look before you make yourself look like a twat.
#37 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
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#54 - thelethalhorker (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - woodenalligator (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How can I save image without it being very small?
#47 - obidomkenobi (07/21/2014) [-]
**obidomkenobi rolled image** Batdog disguise.
User avatar #42 - ghostninjaguy ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I love these, i have an asshole cat
#41 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [-]
these dog texts just reek tumblr..
all this stupid capitalisations and ****
#38 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #27 - turbodoosh (07/21/2014) [-]
I always imagine these conversations happeneing on some sort of retarded version of Wilfred
User avatar #23 - brothergrimm (07/21/2014) [-]
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. i don't know why she swallowed a fly.

Poor old lady. Perhaps she'll die.
User avatar #21 - senseii (07/21/2014) [-]
These always make me laugh
#19 - trollan ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Ok, American here. When I see twat in text form, do i pronounce twat (as in tw@), or do i pronounce it twat (as in what)?
#16 - techniik (07/21/2014) [-]
>twat badger
>twat badger
User avatar #15 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 7,558**
User avatar #3 - tinysmallest (07/20/2014) [-]
if my dog could text he would be all like:

FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! I NEED FOOD! FOOD!

HEY! A POSTMAN! A POSTMAN! A POSTMAN! A POSTMAN!

CUDDLE ME! CUDDLE ME! CUDDLE ME! CUDDLE ME!

sometimes i'm glad they don't speak but only say wuf
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