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If you guy's need help.. This works 87.32% of the time, every time time. Try it, i dare you.. how to ask a girl aut; Get that alone, so ene ems is with you. Sit

This works 87.32% of the time, every time time.

Try it, i dare you.

how to ask a girl aut;
Get that ************ alone, so ene ems
is with you. Sit her the **** down and sit
dawn right next to her. Give her something,
like idk chocolate er whatever the **** girls
like, tampons er seme **** . Hold her hands,
both of them, not just ene cause there
******* pussy. Look into her eyes, deep as
**** , do that **** don 't just think about
daing it, Stay there fer a few seconds, hold
that position then when you have big
enough balls ask the bitch out. Just five
simple words will you be my girlfriend?‘
cause that ***** s cuter than 'will you go out
with me? After all this you will have a
girlfriend then you will eema back and thank
me for this. Have fun being in a relationship
******* .
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Submitted: 11/20/2014
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User avatar #1 - courageexplains (11/20/2014) [-]
tried this, i have multiple stab wounds and a restraining order. thanks OP.
User avatar #30 to #1 - maxismahname (11/20/2014) [-]
This is the first thing I thought of posting. Great minds think a lot my fellow faggot
#5 to #1 - bbzz (11/20/2014) [-]
you chose tampons over chocalate dont you ?
#27 to #5 - anon (11/20/2014) [-]
Ain't letting no bitch bleed on my good shoes
#20 - hirollin (11/20/2014) [-]
Sidenote: Does not work if you are an adult.   
 Frontnote: Will work if you are already dating and haven't labeled the relationship yet.
Sidenote: Does not work if you are an adult.
Frontnote: Will work if you are already dating and haven't labeled the relationship yet.
User avatar #9 - drastronomy (11/20/2014) [-]
>get her alone


lel, i might as well quit
#11 to #9 - fittetjuven (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, you don't have a chance faggot
Yeah, you don't have a chance faggot
User avatar #13 to #11 - drastronomy (11/20/2014) [-]
well i can still use force
#14 to #13 - fittetjuven (11/20/2014) [-]
Omg u cant just force a woman 2 b with u thats misoginy and bigotry and slavery and AIDS u ******* cis white male scum
User avatar #15 to #14 - drastronomy (11/20/2014) [-]
you retard

im implying rape
User avatar #18 to #17 - fittetjuven (11/20/2014) [-]
Just like Helene lul
User avatar #10 - shatted (11/20/2014) [-]
Instructions unclear, now I'm gay and have my dick caught in the ceiling fan
User avatar #36 to #10 - byobgraffpro (11/21/2014) [-]
do you identify as a ceiling fan now?
User avatar #26 to #10 - amonlavtar (11/20/2014) [-]
Got laid with a ceiling fan, congrats man
User avatar #4 - nuclearcomedy (11/20/2014) [-]
Instructions unclear, I ended up having sex with my dog somehow.

What do?
#21 to #4 - anon (11/20/2014) [-]
finish of course
User avatar #24 to #4 - tommythetrain (11/20/2014) [-]
call him a good boy and wipe the peanut butter of ur balls
User avatar #31 - thesweetape (11/20/2014) [-]
Instructions unclear, offered her eggs after a party and she walked out.
#34 - lolollo (11/21/2014) [-]
> get her alone
User avatar #35 to #34 - byobgraffpro (11/21/2014) [-]
just get a van
#3 - anon (11/20/2014) [-]
100% autism
#7 - adamks (11/20/2014) [-]
This is not how it ******* works. At least not where I'm from. If you're any kind of adult, you don't ask people to be your girlfriend, you realise that there is a mutual connection, and you chose to go out, meet up a couple of times and realise you like spending time together, and from there, your relationship really begins.

This post is how to get a relationship with a 12 year old.
#23 to #7 - andrewkinsella (11/20/2014) [-]
>implying funnyjunkies don't want a relationship with a 12 year old
#38 to #23 - adamks (11/22/2014) [-]
Touché
#33 - ezombio (11/20/2014) [-]
>she says no
>really awkward
>I ask why
>"just pay for the ******* coffee"
User avatar #2 - nyawgga (11/20/2014) [-]
Or you can just stop caring that you don't have a girlfriend

Some of us just simply aren't meant to, so **** escorts instead
User avatar #37 - fornowjr (11/21/2014) [-]
I did this. She said no.
I moved on.
#32 - drickz (11/20/2014) [-]
This is actually how I got a girl to sleep with me. @ 19y/o, though I didn't give her anything beforehand.

"Hey you should come spend the night with me"
"Ok"

Pic related
User avatar #28 - Maroon ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
I can pretty much guarantee that handing a girl a tampon will not result in a relationship
User avatar #25 - ieatbengay (11/20/2014) [-]
you ask someone out to get to know them better so none of that romantic **** comes before, you might not even like them and you want to waste money on chocolates? and you don't ask someone to be your girlfriend

i can't believe this post go this far let's send it back to at least 0 thumbs
#19 - gojoe (11/20/2014) [-]
Pro tip: When he says get her alone it probably isn't a good idea to know her out and bring her to your basement.
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User avatar #8 - toastiewaffles (11/20/2014) [-]
balls stapled to basket, now have three arms and a boyfriend. instructions unclear 3/10 would not girlfriend again
User avatar #6 - helgheimftw (11/20/2014) [-]
she laughed and then asked if i was serious.... then he bacame hitler and now im in auchwitz getting raped by *******
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