If we hit that bulls eye..... ....the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.. k . Before ttell this story, I have to introduce you t
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If we hit that bulls eye....

....the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

k . Before ttell this story, I have to introduce you to the concept ofthe ‘Dick Card Game'. You take a set of playing cards with naked guys showing
thumbjunk on them, and hide them in places where others will . Keyword being "Hide", its pretty lame to go to your desk and find one
vbe around " 10
marine team is up in the Morghan in Afghanistan. doing l/ SC) did before
amok Card Game is in full effect when the team is at camp.
mick Cards in satchels. Dick Cards taped otter Earline cards. Dick Cards fluttering down after someone turns an overhead fan on
******** Dick Cards
mick Cards start disappearing. less and less are being found, no one knows where they' re going
goes out on routine patrol one day
fire, operators do threathing
Milne guy gets shot in the leg my pure chance. wound isnt traumatic. but definitely needs attention.
Skintight is getting worse. this ofthe local fighters, everyone' s getting a little more worked up to say the least
we gets dragged to Cr) Ver, Doc starts working on him, grass medkit. frantically rips it open
mick Cards, Dick Cards ourse out everywhere
bursts out laughing
guy is pissed. yells "What the **** are you laughing fort?! I' m bleeding out asshole!"
scoops up handful of dick cards and lets them flutter onto shot guy
guy bursts out laughing too
finally subsides
moo slaps on tourniquet. patches him up, he gets Evac' d out
ends. everyone returns to camp. story spreads like a case orgininal warts among the ANA
guy eventually returns to team, no major damage done to leg
mick Card Game continues. is still slow due to all of the cards being left out in the field
mmfw I think at) C) the local fighters checking out the area Meurthe firefight and seeing a pool of blood surrounded by Dick Cards and being completely *******
befuddled / American first aid tactics.
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User avatar #6 - chuckstein (03/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I wanted to make two comments leave me alone.
>Medic in the army
>The guys in my team play some game where they hide around gay porn
>Don't Ask Don't Tell in effect
>I can't let dudes know I'm wanking it
>"get in" on the game
>Always "accidentally" find these cards in my bed
>Fapfapfap.jpg
>New Officer comes to inspect bunks
> ******** .png
>Hide dickpics in my medkit
A few days later
>On the battlefield
>Some dude gets shot in the leg
>Nothing fatal, eh. Thinking about my old stash, but the whole dick cards thing died down, whatevs. I forgot about it.
>Open my box
>It's my stash
> **** it
>Grab the cards
>Throw them in the air
>WHOOPS LOOKS LIKE I GOT DICKS-CARDED!
>Everyone laughs
>Nobody knows
Now the Taliban have my gay porn.
#1 - chillybilly ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"you take a set of playing cards with naked guys showing their junk on them"

After five minutes of shameful searching for the sake of humor I have come to the conclusion that these aren't as readily available as the original OP made them seem to be.
#7 - vladstronsy (03/19/2014) [-]
Those poor ******* natives.
"Emir! It's where those Americans where fighting!"
"Blood- and- I."
"Emit, what are we looking at?"
"I don't know."
#3 - PianoNinja (03/19/2014) [-]
Seemed that maybe people might want this.
User avatar #9 - teufelhunden (03/19/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I call absolute ******** . I'm a 1371 Combat Engineer, having served seven years in the United States Marine Corps Reserve. Tourniquets are reserved for only fatal wounds and used ONLY as a last resort, considering it will most definitely result in loss of limb. You said the wound was not life-threatening.... Hence, your story is absolute crap. Lawyered!
#13 to #9 - Silthrim (03/19/2014) [-]
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8, But imma call bull, Because who joins the ******* marines reserve? Im not even sure thats a thing and im enlisted myself..
User avatar #18 - choclategum (03/19/2014) [-]
I read it "Dick card game in full erect.
User avatar #5 - chuckstein (03/19/2014) [-]
Until I saw the comments I thought it was pictures of the other Marines in his camp
That would make the game a lot more... interesting
#4 - iamnuff (03/19/2014) [-]
welp, sounds pretty gay bro.
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