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If we hit that bulls eye....

 
If we hit that bulls eye..... ....the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.. k . Before ttell this story, I have to introduce you t

....the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

k . Before ttell this story, I have to introduce you to the concept ofthe ‘Dick Card Game'. You take a set of playing cards with naked guys showing
thumbjunk on them, and hide them in places where others will . Keyword being "Hide", its pretty lame to go to your desk and find one
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marine team is up in the Morghan in Afghanistan. doing l/ SC) did before
amok Card Game is in full effect when the team is at camp.
mick Cards in satchels. Dick Cards taped otter Earline cards. Dick Cards fluttering down after someone turns an overhead fan on
Ffucking Dick Cards
mick Cards start disappearing. less and less are being found, no one knows where they' re going
goes out on routine patrol one day
fire, operators do threathing
Milne guy gets shot in the leg my pure chance. wound isnt traumatic. but definitely needs attention.
Skintight is getting worse. this ofthe local fighters, everyone' s getting a little more worked up to say the least
we gets dragged to Cr) Ver, Doc starts working on him, grass medkit. frantically rips it open
mick Cards, Dick Cards ourse out everywhere
bursts out laughing
guy is pissed. yells "What the fuck are you laughing fort?! I' m bleeding out asshole!"
scoops up handful of dick cards and lets them flutter onto shot guy
guy bursts out laughing too
finally subsides
moo slaps on tourniquet. patches him up, he gets Evac' d out
ends. everyone returns to camp. story spreads like a case orgininal warts among the ANA
guy eventually returns to team, no major damage done to leg
mick Card Game continues. is still slow due to all of the cards being left out in the field
mmfw I think at) C) the local fighters checking out the area Meurthe firefight and seeing a pool of blood surrounded by Dick Cards and being completely fucking
befuddled / American first aid tactics.
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