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#1 - tyrson (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 to #1 - mattdoggy (04/24/2014) [-]
For anyone curious, yes it does say eating anything from a river without scales is a sin especially things with a shell. These weren't God's laws, but mans laws on how to stay clean.
When Jesus died though he made everything/one clean so you could eat pretty much anything and it be ok. There is even a very long section that displays specifically that you can eat everything including shellfish.
#10 to #1 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
It says its in the Bible, that is citation.
#8 to #1 - kulamia ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Not a primary source but it's what 15 seconds of google got me.
www.openbible.info/topics/eating_shrimp
User avatar #29 to #8 - tyrson (04/24/2014) [-]
Most of those verses have nothing to do with eating shrimp.
3 verses dealing with eating shrimp, and all say it is "detestable"
Regarding homosexuality. The first verse (same site) calls it an "abomination". Other verses call it "unrighteous", "depraved", "abomination again", the next verse puts them in the same category as slavers, then a little bit down there's a verse that says that condemns homosexual sympathizers....
I think it's pretty clear the bible is more tolerant to shrimp.
User avatar #26 to #8 - broslo (04/24/2014) [-]
Matthew 15:11 ESV / 3 helpful votes

It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.”

Does this mean that sucking dick is fine, as long as it remains in your mouth indefinitely?
User avatar #23 to #8 - lean ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
13 verses about men laying with men, 34 about eating shrimp, 100 about sexual immorality.
#14 to #8 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
looked up Gay on this site

First thing
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. "

So heaven and earth are gay. Lets go straight to hell
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