If they're both abominations,. . HISTORY Shrimp is referred to as an abomination 4 times more than homosexuality in the bible.. so if two gay men eat shrimp cocktail while they will spawn Satan or some ?
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If they're both abominations,

HISTORY
Shrimp is referred to as
an abomination 4 times
more than homosexuality
in the bible.
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Submitted: 04/23/2014
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User avatar #3 - ogctom (04/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
so if two gay men eat shrimp cocktail while ******* they will spawn Satan or some **** ?
#4 to #3 - whatugawkinat (04/24/2014) [-]
Only if wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion, playing the clarinet badly, waving a flashlight back and forth really fast, stomping the ground, eating cheese in cube form (sliced is fine) and wearing clown shoes and hoop skirt.
#1 - tyrson (04/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
#28 - asurasxnight (04/24/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#25 - underthefilth (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And yet it one of THE most DELICIOUS Abominations known to man!
#27 to #25 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Second only to homosexuality.
#32 - arcticastronaut (04/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
But they are delicious tho
But they are delicious tho
User avatar #54 - bloodeyes (04/24/2014) [-]
And I do my part in roasting those little abominations and feasting on their succulent, sweet, sinful flesh, along with butter and cocktail sauce
User avatar #12 - SirVladimir (04/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
4 x 0 = 0
User avatar #24 to #12 - yunoavailable ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
homosexuality is called a sin in Leviticus so more like 4x1=4 genius. although as someone who grew up in a christian family I can say that all the other laws in leviticus are basically ignored because they were only there as a temporary way to be as close as possible to paying for your own sins before Jesus came so really the reason they don't like homosexuality is because it offends their personal sense of morality and/or someone else said it's bad so they believe it. it has little to nothing to do with the bible
User avatar #53 - KayRed (04/24/2014) [-]
Man, I really gotta stop ******* shrimp then.
#15 - theluppijackal (04/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
solution: become a gay vegetarian
#21 to #15 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Or become a gay fish and double the hate.
Bitch, tell me how you aint the hobbit again..
User avatar #46 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/24/2014) [-]
Someday shrimp will be able to marry!
#66 - opinionatedd (04/24/2014) [-]
Please don't just make things up.

2 references to shrimp (Lev. 11; Deut 14)
Also, that was under the old covenant, not going to get into explaining everything that goes into that, basically Jesus changed things

Many more references to homosexuality, I don't know all of them but heres a few
Lev 18; 2 Cor. 6; Romans 1; 1 Tim. 1

That being said, Christians should not judge those outside of the church, Paul makes that very clear in 1 Corinthians 5:12-13.

"12 For what have I to do with judging outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to judge? 13 God judges those outside. “Purge the evil person from among you.”"

So, as a Christian, I would like to apologize for my brothers in the faith who have wrongfully judged those outside the church. They were not being obedient to scripture.
#59 - smellyfinger (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
****					 that SHEEIIIIIIIIT!!
**** that SHEEIIIIIIIIT!!
#50 - dehumanizer (04/24/2014) [-]
>2014
>Leviticus

>christian
#33 - boothead (04/24/2014) [-]
So.... only four times?
User avatar #31 - indulge (04/24/2014) [-]
Poor little gay shrimp. Those little dudes have it rough
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