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#1 - devorezz ONLINE (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#19 - chuffberry (07/30/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>sitting on couch with gf   
>she wants to go out to eat   
>ask where she wants to go   
> "i don't know. give me some ideas"   
>oh for christs sake   
> "uhh... Chipotle?"   
> "... yeah, that sounds good. let's do that"   
> feel like i have seen the face of god
>sitting on couch with gf
>she wants to go out to eat
>ask where she wants to go
> "i don't know. give me some ideas"
>oh for christs sake
> "uhh... Chipotle?"
> "... yeah, that sounds good. let's do that"
> feel like i have seen the face of god
#24 - GrnLantern ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
It usually goes like this.
It usually goes like this.
User avatar #14 - froggets (07/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Jeez, my ex-gf was like this, she complained that we never did anything special together, so I asked her "what about we go out and eat dinner on a resturante for a change?" and she said "nah, that is to expensive" May I add that we were/are both students, money isn't something we're loaded on
So, a week later, I made a big meal, put roses on the table, cleaned her apartment etc. etc. to surprise her when she got home, bitch finaly got home, got mad at me because she didn't want me to spend all that money on her.....

I'm glad she and I broke up.... you may say you want a girlfriend, but trust me, you don't want a girlfriend, what all of you guys really want is a best friend who loves you in a romantic way, and that isn't always what all relationships are based on...
User avatar #2 - drgilby (07/30/2014) [+] (11 replies)
ok. what does mvp mean
User avatar #7 to #6 - fistfireace (07/30/2014) [-]
Potassium.
#38 - earldibblesjr (07/30/2014) [-]
I had a gf one time, she did this 						****					 at least once a weak.    
We'd plan a date for chili's or some other place. Friday/Saturday rolls around and she's all like no I don't wanna go there blah blah blah.    
Then she would always tell me she wanted to go dancing, EVERY single time I tried to take her she didn't go.    
   
MFW trying to plan anything with her.    
   
MFW when I realized I should've just dated the other girl I was talking to at the time.
I had a gf one time, she did this **** at least once a weak.
We'd plan a date for chili's or some other place. Friday/Saturday rolls around and she's all like no I don't wanna go there blah blah blah.
Then she would always tell me she wanted to go dancing, EVERY single time I tried to take her she didn't go.

MFW trying to plan anything with her.

MFW when I realized I should've just dated the other girl I was talking to at the time.
#30 - theseustheminotaur (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This actually happens?

My friend wants to open a restaurant called "I don't know" or "I don't care" so he can have his girlfriend pick a place to eat
#37 to #30 - Orc (07/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Your friend likes to copy old ass jokes.
User avatar #31 - badgerbaiting (07/30/2014) [-]
One of my exes dumped me after I drew a clown face on her after she stayed at mine for the night. I didn't tell her and she didn't notice until she got home.

By "ex" I mean "one night stand" and by "dumped" I mean "threatened to have me beaten up and never talked to me again" which was a shame because she seemed nice
User avatar #26 - confusedwolf (07/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
but i weigh 103 with a 15000 cal diet i really am fine with what ever
User avatar #44 to #26 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
do you spend 24 hours a day running or do you have some kind of freakish hyper metabolism?
#22 - dwarfman (07/30/2014) [-]
What do you want to eat? Do you really want to know is the question.
#32 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
I called her like "do you wanna go to the restaurant tonight ?" and she was really happy.
That's the night I got back with her, still a happy memory
User avatar #21 - homohominilupusest (07/30/2014) [-]
Major Vaginal Pounding ?
#17 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
no. **** this.

I got called repeatedly a princess (for the first time in my life) by my french and italian male roommates because when we were debating on where to eat because I would say, "oh! Let's go here!"
That's annoying as **** . Don't call me princess because I have a god damn opinion and your slow asses can't think of anywhere to eat.
I didn't push my ideas on them and if they didn't want that place i would give another suggestion.
My older brother told me that i should always have an opinion/ suggestions ready if asked because if you don't have an opinion then you're just…dull.
#16 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
Women can be so god damn annoying... if we couldn't **** them there is no way in hell we'd put up with all of their stupid ******** .
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