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if joshlol can do it. I can too but probably get tons of downthumbs. Anal Bead Tips: 1) Lube up first 2) Count 'em before they go in, and then again when they c

I can too but probably get tons of downthumbs


if joshlol can do it. I can too but probably get tons of downthumbs. Anal Bead Tips: 1) Lube up first 2) Count 'em before they go in, and then again when they c
Anal Bead Tips:
1) Lube up first
2) Count 'em before they go in, and then again when they come out.
The number should be the same.
If there' s less. seek medical attention
If there' s more. you have a magic asshole
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User avatar #199 - stroganoff (12/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by heartbleed
it's me!
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#124 - anon (12/29/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by heartbleed
I just wana thank everyone for frontpage <3
Posting as anon to not thumbwhore
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User avatar #3 - thediamondhack (12/28/2015) [-]
**thediamondhack used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**thediamondhack rolls 006** how many coming in
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User avatar #62 to #3 - thatonederpyguy ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
goin out**thatonederpyguy used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**thatonederpyguy rolls 002**
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User avatar #66 to #3 - peanutpunk (12/28/2015) [-]
going in**peanutpunk used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**peanutpunk rolls 0,867,696**
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User avatar #67 to #66 - peanutpunk (12/28/2015) [-]
going out **peanutpunk used "*roll 1, 0-0*"**
**peanutpunk rolls 0**
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#193 to #67 - bubbafun (12/29/2015) [-]
You rolled 0-0.

Cheater.
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#79 to #67 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
ow
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#147 to #67 - funkymelon ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** are you okay
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User avatar #4 to #3 - thediamondhack (12/28/2015) [-]
**thediamondhack used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**thediamondhack rolls 100** how many going out
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User avatar #11 to #4 - creamymcgee (12/28/2015) [-]
I'd start putting hundred dollar bills up your ass with those return rates.
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#133 to #11 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
**** this is the hardest I've laughed on this site for quite a long time. Thank you, I needed that.
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User avatar #5 to #4 - thediamondhack (12/28/2015) [-]
umm.....
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User avatar #6 to #5 - mrfinnt (12/28/2015) [-]
the more i think about it the funnyer it gets
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#17 to #6 - magicmace ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
"911 what is your emergency?"
"I put anal beads up my ass and when I pulled them out it just wont stop!"
"What are you talking about?"
"The line of beads is over 1000 feet long now! Send help, please."
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#158 to #17 - randaxkull (12/29/2015) [-]
Then you have an eldritch asshole.
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#160 to #158 - randaxkull (12/29/2015) [-]
Corn'thulu, if you will...
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#165 to #160 - randaxkull (12/29/2015) [-]
based google didn't leave me hanging
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#223 to #4 - evenbiggerfagget (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
yfw when you pull them out
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#1 - smellmop (12/28/2015) [-]
fixed.
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User avatar #7 - kassybear (12/28/2015) [-]
**kassybear used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**kassybear rolls 094** how many going in
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User avatar #8 to #7 - kassybear (12/28/2015) [-]
**kassybear used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**kassybear rolls 017** how many coming out
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User avatar #9 to #8 - kassybear (12/28/2015) [-]
whered they all go
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#131 to #9 - nykis (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
Consult a doctor
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User avatar #49 to #9 - lolwatthe (12/28/2015) [-]
I think we both know where they went bucko.
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#88 to #49 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
yes the magical ass leprechaun stole them
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User avatar #71 - lazycloud (12/28/2015) [-]
remember the most important safety tip with anal beads. Always pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower
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User avatar #94 to #71 - muchswagsuchwow (12/29/2015) [-]
Can I get some context on that quote please.
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User avatar #122 to #94 - sirsirsonson (12/29/2015) [-]
Yank them the **** out like you're pulling the pin on a grenade
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User avatar #128 to #122 - muchswagsuchwow (12/29/2015) [-]
Thats nice but can I get some context for the first quote
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#166 to #128 - randaxkull (12/29/2015) [-]
Ya tug on 'em like they're a ripcord for a parachute.
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#53 - kaboomz (12/28/2015) [-]
**kaboomz used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**kaboomz rolls 199** going in
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#54 to #53 - kaboomz (12/28/2015) [-]
**kaboomz used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**kaboomz rolls 282** going out
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User avatar #101 to #54 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Congratulations, you have a magical asshole.
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#48 - daemonicdemeanor (12/28/2015) [-]
3rd tip- You are not starting a lawnmower.
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User avatar #95 - urs (12/29/2015) [-]
OK let's do it.
**urs used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**urs rolls 09**
Goign in.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - urs (12/29/2015) [-]
**urs used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**urs rolls 08** are coming out.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - urs (12/29/2015) [-]
You gotta be ******* me.
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User avatar #23 - colax (12/28/2015) [-]
**colax used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**colax rolls 0,099,543** going in
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User avatar #24 to #23 - colax (12/28/2015) [-]
**colax used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**colax rolls 0,530,849** coming out
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#25 to #24 - colax (12/28/2015) [-]
im a magic man
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User avatar #12 - secretzx (12/28/2015) [-]
**secretzx used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**secretzx rolls 047** Goin' in
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User avatar #13 to #12 - secretzx (12/28/2015) [-]
**secretzx used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**secretzx rolls 088** Goin' out
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User avatar #14 to #13 - secretzx (12/28/2015) [-]
My asshole has been bewitched
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User avatar #186 - askafj (12/29/2015) [-]
**askafj used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**askafj rolls 0**
Very original comment warning
How many I put in
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User avatar #198 to #186 - xiontheshadows (12/29/2015) [-]
So you had some in from last attempt
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User avatar #187 to #186 - askafj (12/29/2015) [-]
**askafj used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**askafj rolls 6**
How many came out
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#188 to #187 - ladyrazor (12/29/2015) [-]
**ladyrazor used "*roll picture*"**
**ladyrazor rolled image**you ass is super magical dude, your ass makes anal beads.
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User avatar #192 to #188 - askafj (12/29/2015) [-]
I don't understand

I didn't even put anything in I must've just shat them out or something.

I should make a business around this.
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User avatar #98 - bruinslover (12/29/2015) [-]
**bruinslover used "*roll 1, 1-15*"**
**bruinslover rolls 03**
going in
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User avatar #99 to #98 - bruinslover (12/29/2015) [-]
**bruinslover used "*roll 1, 1-15*"**
**bruinslover rolls 02**
going out
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User avatar #20 - andrewskistuff (12/28/2015) [-]
**andrewskistuff used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**andrewskistuff rolls 0,803,849** going in
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User avatar #21 to #20 - andrewskistuff (12/28/2015) [-]
**andrewskistuff used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**andrewskistuff rolls 0,777,516**
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User avatar #22 to #21 - andrewskistuff (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh ****
I immediately regret this decision
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#84 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Going out **anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**anonymous rolls 045**

How I feel about this:

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User avatar #226 - srgtd (01/04/2016) [-]
I did the same exact thing, before this too. Probably. Same date, so I don't know. /Anal+beadz/funny-pictures/5782343/ If only I had magic powers.
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User avatar #227 to #226 - heartbleed [OP]ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
RIP yo.
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User avatar #159 - kongdong ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
**kongdong used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**kongdong rolls 89** how many going in.
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User avatar #162 to #159 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**chaosraptor rolls 44**
how many come out
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User avatar #163 to #162 - kongdong ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i lost half of them, great
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User avatar #164 to #163 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**chaosraptor rolls Farting and walking away.**
what will kong do with 45 beads up his ass
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User avatar #157 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**chaosraptor rolls Natural 20.**
why does joshlol use anal beads
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User avatar #161 to #157 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
wait
joshlol used anal beads with a critical success?

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#109 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, just don't buy the cheap ones, otherwise they all kinda bunch up at the end and the string just kinda hangs there. I've been like this since 2011, and every time someone steps on the damn thing, it makes me splooge like an upturned milk jug.
Yeah, just don't buy the cheap ones, otherwise they all kinda bunch up at the end and the string just kinda hangs there. I've been like this since 2011, and every time someone steps on the damn thing, it makes me splooge like an upturned milk jug.
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User avatar #181 to #109 - cyberviking (12/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for sharing?
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