If it ruins your life it must be good!. Found on the "Mr Disk Realistic Dildo" review page on the Ann Summers website. . Ruined my life I bought this  Ruined my Life
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If it ruins your life it must be good!

Found on the "Mr Disk Realistic Dildo" review page on the Ann Summers website.

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Ruined my life
I bought this product because my husband, whom I dearly loved, was sadly not a particularly fellow and I was
seeking greater satisfaction in the bedroom. so one week while my husband was away on business, I had a tipsy moment of
uncharacteristic adventurousness, and I ordered the product. When the product arrived Iwas startled at the size; after my
husband' s measly clincher, I didnt know if it would fit. But with lube and a lot impatience, it did - and boy was it worth it. I dont
work, and as a housewife, I spent most ofthe following week playing with my new toy.
Everything changed when my husband came home. He saw that the house was not as clean as usual (l usually spend most
of my time making it spotless, but that week I was distracted} and immediately knew that something wasnt quite right. He
asked as to why I hadnt shampooed the carpet- Ilold him that I had been ill, but Iwas feeling better and that Iwould clean it
tomorrow and that seemed to satisfy him. I cooked his dinner, we had a lovely meal, and things were great.
Until it caueto bedtime. Usually, my husband is too tired to make love in the evenings, but he was . Delighted, I
received him eagerly, but he stopped. The poor man could hardly touch the sides, my new toy had stretched me so
much. Immediately, he pulled out and began shouting at me, accusing me with someone else while he was away.
Am I not enough foryou?!' he soloed. I tried desperately to explain about the toy but he shook his head, 'l bet he bought you
that, didnt he? ‘i" turnover. God, how could I have been so stupid asta trutsyou?!' He simply wouldnt Nintento reason, and in
the end, I had to leave. I packed a bag and left for my mother' s in Norfolk.
I now live with my mother' s loft conversion in her bungalow, with nothing for company but 'Mr Dick. I married straight out of
school, and I have no formal qualifications otherthan my , so finding work has proved impossible. My children, now
grown up, wont talkto me because ehwhat they thinkl did to .
But despite all that I would still recommend the product. Use with caution.
Ill) Yes, I recommend this product.
Bistro ht
from Mum' s attic, Norfolk, UK
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Gender: Female
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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#2 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
so...did you buy one OP?
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