If I win the $900 million Powerball

I will personally invest my money into buying out funnyjunk and hiring Admin to be my full time coder starting at a salary of $150,000 a year. With weekends off, paid holidays, and a lifetime free supply of Dragon Dildos. Admin will also be my tutor to teach me programming so we can rule funnyjunk forever, never having to ever worry about not making the server bills to keep this site running.

Is this a deal you can agree with Admin?