If i was a girl. . tips on kissing boys 1. start off with slow kisses 2,, when he' s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his s
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If i was a girl

tips on kissing boys
1. start off with slow kisses
2,, when he' s least expecting it jam
your tongue down his throat so no
one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4,, slither away you fiesty anaconda
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Submitted: 11/04/2013
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#2 - dcj (11/04/2013) [-]
Worth it.
#1 - statsuke (11/04/2013) [-]
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#4 - pedobearRAW (11/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
go on...
go on...
User avatar #31 - funnyjunkianonetwo (11/05/2013) [-]
I am a male, and can confirm this my preferred way to be kissed.
#30 - likerofbutts (11/05/2013) [-]
I could swear this is from Cosmo magazine.
User avatar #9 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
'Feisty Anaconda' gave me a boner...
#7 - tragicrhapsody (11/04/2013) [-]
inb4 that is my fetish
User avatar #33 - adu ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
1 and 2 are legitimately hot, 3 is good for vorephiles, and 4 is great if they're into monster girls.
User avatar #32 - idoliam (11/05/2013) [-]
I was expecting a "sacrifice him to satan" at the end.
#26 - arcticassassin (11/05/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#20 - atma (11/05/2013) [-]
nom
nom
#17 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2013) [-]
So the anaconda is fiesty? Not Feisty? Im assuming its a party anaconda
User avatar #12 - douevensax (11/05/2013) [-]
Being tumblr, I would've been surprised if it didn't end like that.
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