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Yen noly knew him fran the
internet, since he refuses tn
ever hang net Wine.
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new ynu seem tn en anither read
trip with him every year. Weeks
gner life disappear helene gner eyes.
as if ynu were in anither warld.
Always is crawling with fleas and
ether bugs, bat usually it' s net
enoegh tn affect the great time
ynu' re having.
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llamas frem maney, really inte spurts.
Always pressuring ynu tn hey stuff hem
me crummy stare his family ems.
When yeer ether friends spend a ht M
time with him, they tend in disappear.
gets mere flack than he
anally deserves, even theigh yee' re
pretty sure he' s a serial killer.
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DMD! Friend from
He moved tn tawn a few years
after Nintendo. His family has
fallen en hard times lately. Teech
tn hang nut with. since all he
wants tit dc is remember "the
gand til' days." Nowadays he just
shaws up at parties, stares at his
cell phine. and leaves.
Microsoft
Friend
Always asking fer ynu tn pay fer
stuff. and the exchange rate fer
his reentry' s currency deosn' t
J) make any sense. He has a red ring
en his junk that he shewed ynu
ence. Tau me didn' t speak fer
ainut weeks after that.
Amman
Friend
eiio, Keeps telling the same Mes
and stories year after year after
year. Yee still laugh, but each
year a little less.
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Nearly tells mas and stories that
it me yeer ether friends came
up with, anly werth and while
needling ynu fer maney.
Ems really upset when ynu dent
if pest sheet him en Facebewk.
Friend mm
Yee' knern him Meyer. Really
quirky. always trying tn reinvent
himself, hut still fun tn hang net
with. Yen feel like he never really
grew up. but that' s akay. ynu have
ether friends fer when ynu wanna
M "mature" stuff.
Friend
Always has tn fix samething
whenever ynu want tn anything.
Hard In trust him after he let yew
credit card get stelin a few years
age. At least he deosn' t make ynu
pay fer anything.
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l and the internet leves him.
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