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#4 - harbingerwolf (10/01/2013) [-]
Thats cute.

<- My pet Gaint Australian Huntsman spider, 6 inch leg span, muvafukkas betta recognise mah spider.
#81 to #4 - Cleavland Steamer (10/02/2013) [-]
step up *****



yes that's my hand
User avatar #105 to #81 - harbingerwolf (10/02/2013) [-]
Bitch i've bred tailess whip scorpions and owned 4 species.

Thats ******* awesome to meet a fellow keeper
User avatar #111 to #105 - Cleavland Steamer (10/03/2013) [-]
yeah they're really badass creatures



i never bred them, i just think they're cool pets
User avatar #85 to #81 - markisawesome (10/02/2013) [-]
What the **** is that and why does it have claws.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Cleavland Steamer (10/02/2013) [-]
tailless whip scorpion



the claws are for eviscerating human scrotums
User avatar #87 to #86 - markisawesome (10/02/2013) [-]
How do you feel safe around that.
User avatar #48 to #4 - ogaitnas (10/02/2013) [-]
I read that as 'Giant'
User avatar #18 to #4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
And that is a small huntsman.
#5 to #4 - thephoenix (10/01/2013) [-]
That's adorable,
Theraphosa blondi, ************* Goliath bird eating tarantula, 12 inch legspan, sit down, sir.
#16 to #5 - matt leaf (10/01/2013) [-]
That's delightful.

Glo'thnack, the eater of Hopes and Dreams. 125 foot legspan, 10 foot long fangs, and razor sharp leg hairs.

You do not know the definition of fear.

#98 to #16 - ninjaspartan (10/02/2013) [-]
Aw, that's precious. Let's go back to real spiders.

This is a camel spider.

It creeps into your tent at night while you're sleeping, gently injects you with a numbing poison so that you can't feel a thing, and slowly eats away at your flesh so that you wake up to the bone of your arm. If you're lucky.

This monster produces nightmares. You will know the definition of fear after waking up to one of these mother ******* on your face. Or eating it.
User avatar #106 to #98 - harbingerwolf (10/02/2013) [-]
Camel spiders are arachnids, but not spiders, they also dont have venom. In that shot they are held up to the camera to make them look bigger than they really are.
#14 to #5 - waffie (10/01/2013) [-]
>attempt to show up guy with spider in hand
>stock photo off the internet
wat
+3
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User avatar #8 to #5 - harbingerwolf (10/01/2013) [-]
Ahem, that is a tarantula, the spider in the content is a Tegenaria, a True spider or araneomorph , whilst that Theraphosa there is a tarantula, a mygalomorph spider, an unfair comparison. But still ******* awesome.
User avatar #6 to #5 - playercz (10/01/2013) [-]
but do you have it ?
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