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#4 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Thats cute.

<- My pet Gaint Australian Huntsman spider, 6 inch leg span, muvafukkas betta recognise mah spider.
#16 to #5 - matt leaf (10/01/2013) [-]
That's delightful.

Glo'thnack, the eater of Hopes and Dreams. 125 foot legspan, 10 foot long fangs, and razor sharp leg hairs.

You do not know the definition of fear.

#19 - stealthpsybeast (10/01/2013) [-]
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#1 - justinacase (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spider bro found that for him, its not a bribe.
#17 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Oh boy Mericans would not last long in Straya
User avatar #24 to #17 - spearpwi ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
That's Britain though. That's a 2 pence coin.
#9 - include (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #43 - priestoftheoldones (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I found a black widow in my house, I named her Lexi.
#47 to #46 - yisumad (10/01/2013) [-]
...I thought it was a black joke.
...I thought it was a black joke.
#2 - sqrbt (10/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I found one of these around 2AM on the wall a few inches above my bed a couple of nights ago.    
I have arachnaphobia
I found one of these around 2AM on the wall a few inches above my bed a couple of nights ago.
I have arachnaphobia
#69 - likeabox (10/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I do not mind little spiders or huge fuzzy spiders the size of my hand, but Jesus tapdancing christ! Camel Spiders!
#27 - shmedly (10/01/2013) [-]
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#41 - ridivey (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i guess the spider wanted to put his 2 cents into the conversation

im reaching, i know
#65 to #41 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
CARLOS!
#78 - snakefire (10/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#77 - mudkipzzzzzz (10/02/2013) [-]
All im wondering is how he put that penny there without it jumping on him/her. Good luck getting it back
All im wondering is how he put that penny there without it jumping on him/her. Good luck getting it back
User avatar #12 - bamsebjornen (10/01/2013) [-]
he probably wants about three fiddy
#71 - theonewhoisnigz ONLINE (10/02/2013) [-]
Today I went to the bathroom to shoot the brown gun, and it really burned for some reason, it was bad. Like, I had to take my shirt off bad. And the smell was fatal. But in the midst of all the pain, I looked over and saw that I had brought a banana in there with me and sat it on the counter. I remember thinking to myself... "Did I ever even think that I might try to consume this while taking a **** "? I really had to get this off of my chest. Thank you funnyjunk.
User avatar #42 - iridium (10/01/2013) [-]
Found a bigass freaking spider on my hand this morning, and I dunno where it came from. I usually don't mind spiders but it freaked me the **** out.
#35 - sepheroth (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I had to use rolls to bribe mine.
User avatar #83 to #35 - godzillaeatslazers (10/02/2013) [-]
**godzillaeatslazers rolls 32** rolls you dont say
User avatar #34 - theguywhofarted (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I bet you can't hit it with a cuarter
User avatar #36 to #34 - rollmenot (10/01/2013) [-]
According to Google images, a cuarter is like a skate board ramp. So if you could lift it you probably could hit it
#96 - thesinful (10/02/2013) [-]
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#84 - nyawgga (10/02/2013) [-]
I literally just killed a silverfish that was hanging out above my door about a minute ago.

I didn't squish it.

I vacuumed it.

By duct taping the suck part to a broom.

A LONG broom.

I was holding it by the extreme far end with both hands, holding on for dear life.

I hate silverfish.
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