Ice-cream. gawd damn now i want ice-cream. arna: i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop update: i still haven' t stopped how do you  Ice Cream Creamy deliciousness cursing
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Ice-cream

gawd damn now i want ice-cream

arna:
i keep cursing in ice cream
flavors and my mom has told
me to stop
update: i still haven' t stopped
how do you curse in ice cream
flavors
what the mint chocolate chip did you
say to me punk
HI kick your rocky road and then
punch the ever loving strawberry
cheesecake out of you
...
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Submitted: 04/25/2014
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User avatar #1 - jamieswhiteshirt ONLINE (04/25/2014) [+] (17 replies)
What the chocolate chip did you just strawberry say about me, you little cookie dough? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the pistachio out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my vanilla words. You think you can get away with saying that caramel to me over the Internet? Think again, peanut butter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banana split. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re brownie dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little blueberry. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cherry tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re mint dead, kiddo.
User avatar #3 - legoseed (04/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
tfw stealth grandmas pause on the top row while finding a seat and watch

why are grandmas invisible in dark movie theaters
#36 - motetobot (04/26/2014) [-]
**motetobot rolled image**

my favorite ice cream flavor
#26 - sedativechunk (04/26/2014) [-]
Later that day...
Later that day...
#37 - xxcxpxx (04/26/2014) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled image** Op's favourite icecream flavour
User avatar #21 - hooky (04/26/2014) [-]
I wanna rainbow sherbert all over her french vanilla
#20 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
this is legitimately not funny
#19 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
This is the dumbest ******* thing I have ever seen.
#12 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
this was funny in 2006
#39 - evebishop (04/26/2014) [-]
I really like that...I might start doing this to my boyfriend just to be random. Though I usually shout out more then a few F bombs while playing video games so that's not likely to change....   
   
"What the half-baked cookie dough?! That was Sherbert, I shot that guy like 20 times!"   
(I'm kind of bad at video games and apparently I attract wild animals in Farcry 3 because they keep eating me)
I really like that...I might start doing this to my boyfriend just to be random. Though I usually shout out more then a few F bombs while playing video games so that's not likely to change....

"What the half-baked cookie dough?! That was Sherbert, I shot that guy like 20 times!"
(I'm kind of bad at video games and apparently I attract wild animals in Farcry 3 because they keep eating me)
#31 - perturabo (04/26/2014) [-]
**perturabo rolled image**
#4 - urapooper ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I use "fudge nugget"
User avatar #17 - monswine (04/26/2014) [-]
huh, this sounds delightful. It's only one step removed from "Fudge" and other such substitutions. In my opinion the more complicated the substitution the funnier it is. i.e. "Shut the flip up" isn't as funny as "Shut the front door!"
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