ITS HAPPENING. A picture i found detailing what is happening in Ukraine.. What the happened in Ukraine? The players: Watar : President of the Ukraine and Putin
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ITS HAPPENING

A picture i found detailing what is happening in Ukraine.

What the **** happened in Ukraine?
The players:
Watar : President of the
Ukraine and Putin lackey. who has been
removed from power like a bitch.
Vladimir Putin: The strongman of Russia
who has vied for domination of Ukraine.
Agave of ongoing protests
which began in to
demand closer integration with Europe _ _ _
instead of Russia. Rh
may of Ukraine
Nationalists: Protesters who reject both
Russian and EU influences.
western Ukraine: Ethnic Ukrainians
have a long, bitter history with Russia
and want to escape its oppression.
Eastern Ukraine: Thanks to
policies. many people who speak
Russian live in the East. Some am
concerned that they' ll be at a
disadvantage undela prosiest
government.
Crimea: The only area in Ukraine with a
Russian majority. It also contains a major A", W ':' t W“:
Russian naval base. M“...
ethic mam newer
Riots began on when mace and Nationalist
protesters gathered in Kiev, the capital, to restore the constitution to its 2004
form, which had been repealed shortly was elected in
2010. Western powers. which had been meddling in Ukrainian politics in the
hope of installing sympathetic opposition, gave them covert assistance.
on February 20, authorized the use of live ammo against
protesters, but parliament disagreed. Military leaders showed intentions of
disobeying , who responded by fleeing the capital and going into
hiding.
A group of protesters known as the "Blue Helmets of
Maiden l was lead by five Israeli Defense Force
veterans. The Jews really were involved.
hep:// wwy. haaretz. Com/ news/ world/ 1577114
Protesters took control
of ' s house.
Inside, they found a
golden loaf of bread, a
petting zoo, a naked
painting of the man (his
thing was kind of
small), and chimed
owls. Draw your own
conclusions about why
was
crucifying owls.
While politicians in Kiev struggled to establish ordering schedule new elections for May 25, Russia set its sights on
Crimea. " Sevastopol naval base houses dozens of warships and a submarine. Russia considers the base
strategically critical, and in the words of Admiral Igor katatonia, "The Russian Navy will stay in Sevastopol forever.“
As of February 28, gunmen wearing no national
markings seized Crimea' s two airports. the parliament
building and key roads.
https: wwy. youtubes. erorrs/
Heavily armed and speaking Russian, they claimed to
be freeing Crimea from news influence.
The Crimean parliament. supervised by these
gunmen, passed resolutions and voted
control away from Kiev.
Certain groups, such as the wars and Ukrainian
nationalists, are threatening resistance. However,
many Crimean welcome their new Russian overlords
and have been accepting Russian passports and
waving Russian flags.
Shortly afterwards, Russian helicopters, mobile artillery,
and planes were recorded moving in.
RUSSIAN COME
Some of the ll mystery" troops were identified as members
of the Russian am brigade based in Sevastopol. Russian
troops are now openly patrolling Crimean cities and
capturing Ukrainian and naval bases in the _
area. Moscow accuses the Ukrainian opposition of being Putin has gone to the Duma and
Nazi fascists and calls its troops a “peacekeeping sew . .
defense force" while denying that they' re Russian troops. received Taim/ a? byokal tar
military intervention
Crimea' s premier has announced intentions in Ukraine.
to hold a referendum on March so to determine the fate
of the region.
In 1994, when Ukraine gained independence. it had
a large . It gave upthere weapons in
exchange for assurances from the us and UK to
protect its territorial integrity. Russia also agreed to
respect the sovereignty and existing borders of
Ukraine.
Von are to young to
look at this.
President Obama said "There will be costs for any
military intervention in Ukraine." However, there are
no signs of Western powers preparing to use force.
This is what happens when you give up your nukes.
By the l " a will Wow do mu MKS n‘, nuclear arsenal”
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User avatar #3 - konradkurze (03/01/2014) [-]
well Crimea has been wanting independence from ukraine for a ******* long time, looks like they might finally get it

if a tiny nothing place like Kosovo can part from serbia then a worthwhile place like crimea can too....the only objection would be from usa with their 'helping others secede is only okay when we endorse it"
#15 - tazze (03/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (03/01/2014) [-]
**** , So war all over again?
User avatar #17 - aGuy (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They only signed a defensive pact for 20 years and gave up uranium for it. You never give up uranium for a peace treaty.... Russia just waited for the Defensive pact to be over... People suck at CIV V
#19 - bobfreakingdole (03/02/2014) [-]
if crimea wants to be independent and join russia, i don't see that anyone has the right to stop them. If russia tries to move troops into the rest of ukraine though, then there is a problem
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [-]
This is actually kind of frightening. Hope it doesn't escalate to something far, far worse. Best wishes to those in Ukraine.
#16 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That title
That title
#14 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [-]
In other words.

**** be wack, yo!
#13 - iwasfrozentoday (03/02/2014) [-]
Kind of reminds me of the plot of New Vegas
#12 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [-]
Sound to me that everything's just fine except for the douche bag with the owls who fled that guy was totally not fine. So, what you're saying is that this will automatically resolve on March 30??
User avatar #11 - KLX (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm still trying to find out why I can't see the picture of that grill you mention
#8 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jews of russians.

I choose the lesser of two evils.

Off to learn russian it is.
#6 - Womens Study Major (03/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This was already marked as disinfo on /pol/.
#4 - Womens Study Major (03/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what with the owls thing
User avatar #2 - xgreenmaidenx (03/01/2014) [-]
I just saw it on the news, it's scary becouse it's so close.
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