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User avatar #1 - tarekmig (03/29/2014) [+] (26 replies)
User wants to delete a program
Deletes it's shortcut
#4 - thechosentroll (03/29/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Well, the fuck did you expect? I hate this attitude most IT guys have: "OH, but I told him to reinstall the software and update it to patch 23.17 by mounting it on a clone drive with Alcohol 120%. What kind of dipshit can't do that? I know how to do it, so everyone must know how. Do you expect me to explain or something?"

You are dealing with people who have literally no idea what they're doing. You can't just tell them to do something, you have to explain. If they knew how to do this shit, they probably wouldn't be calling an IT guy.
User avatar #53 - imagnetsux (03/30/2014) [-]
user makes comp


only includes 3 pics
#28 - include ONLINE (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tells user to delete a program

Deletes system 32.
#5 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I fear that that I will grow old and the next generation will know more about technology than I do
at least I would worry if I was a filthy casual
#32 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #26 - tehskyizblue (03/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User wants anti virus
uses Incognito
User avatar #42 to #40 - tehskyizblue (03/30/2014) [-]
well I have a younger cousin who thought he couldn't get virus' by using google incognito when going on porn sites
#14 - I Am Monkey (03/29/2014) [-]
MFW helping any and all relatives with tech support. Literally 80% of the time, something isn't plugged in.
#20 - chrisel (03/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
5 minutes prior to a customer saying that he/she didn't press any buttons.
5 minutes prior to a customer saying that he/she didn't press any buttons.
#58 - superanonymouspers (03/30/2014) [-]
"Hey man, I know you like games so I put a bunch of games I like on this disc. I hope you have fun."
*looks at files on disc*
*nothing but shortcuts*

MFW
#48 - icametocomment (03/30/2014) [-]
My sister used to think that turning the monitor off meant the computer was off.   
   
It's a wonder I didn't kill her.
My sister used to think that turning the monitor off meant the computer was off.

It's a wonder I didn't kill her.
#68 - megayoming (03/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My god you would not believe some of these people    
1."i threw my computer out side in the rain i let it dry out and then it wouldnt turn on"   
2."My computer has a virus can you fix it" the computer is so saturated in Trojans and worms that it could choke a person physically    
3."I accidentaled water on the computer fix it Noaw"    
4."i cant get on websites" "is it wireless or ethernet" 'the fuck are those'   
   
I want to kill people im a technophile so to  watch the computers and fix them made me want to slug each and every single fucker who came into shop and demanded we fix every thing for a set amount even tho 1.powersupply is shot to shit   
2.the computer had no fan so most components are fried and or melted   
3.theres a fucking french fry stuck in the casing   
4.where the fuck did you come up with puting a flash drive in the ram slot even tho it wouldnt fit and you forced it and broke a motherboard  How the fuck does this happen
My god you would not believe some of these people
1."i threw my computer out side in the rain i let it dry out and then it wouldnt turn on"
2."My computer has a virus can you fix it" the computer is so saturated in Trojans and worms that it could choke a person physically
3."I accidentaled water on the computer fix it Noaw"
4."i cant get on websites" "is it wireless or ethernet" 'the fuck are those'

I want to kill people im a technophile so to watch the computers and fix them made me want to slug each and every single fucker who came into shop and demanded we fix every thing for a set amount even tho 1.powersupply is shot to shit
2.the computer had no fan so most components are fried and or melted
3.theres a fucking french fry stuck in the casing
4.where the fuck did you come up with puting a flash drive in the ram slot even tho it wouldnt fit and you forced it and broke a motherboard How the fuck does this happen
#90 - elaxx ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I remember when I was 11 years old I was kind of browsing around the PC because I had so little space, not enough for more games, so I wanted to delete some. And hey, would you look at that? system32, such a big folder, bunch of "useless crap", I thought. So I selected the folder and pressed "Delete". After a few seconds it gave me an error (lel fagit no engrish back then) so I closed it and was really frustrated. But don't worry guys! I found a way around! I started deleting every single shit in system32 separately and it fucking worked. Half through the shit I just kept getting errors and that's how I got my first BSOD. Had to call an IT to reinstall the system.
#66 - Freelon (03/30/2014) [-]
Whenever I feel bad because I only know basic stuff about computers I read these posts and feel glad I'm not that dumb  unless these are just exaggerated and I actually am a total dumbass
Whenever I feel bad because I only know basic stuff about computers I read these posts and feel glad I'm not that dumb unless these are just exaggerated and I actually am a total dumbass
#23 - sleepingdogtwo (03/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Honestly? I most often forget how the underscore is called.   
   
 Probably because I'm not a native english speaker
Honestly? I most often forget how the underscore is called.

Probably because I'm not a native english speaker
User avatar #112 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
God forbid if you correct them

"How dare you patronize me. I am going to talk to your manager and I am going to get you fired"
#114 - thesticklebricks ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
User's FW "press any key"
User avatar #72 - guiguito ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Danm tomorow i'll have a job interview to be the IT guy.
Thing is, i'll be the IT guy for a whole company, just one dude for the all filials and shit.
I think i am fucked.
User avatar #79 to #75 - guiguito ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Thanks buddy, i'll just say a prayer before going in.

Our Google, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On 127.0.0.1 as it is in the Googleplex.
Give us this day our daily searches,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Microsoft.
For thine is the search engine,
And the power,
And the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
User avatar #43 - biggrand (03/30/2014) [-]
> press any key
> press the off button
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