IMAGINE THE BLOWJOB!. $70 million dollar ring, solid diamond carving she'd suck your balls straight out your sac if you proposed with this badboy.
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IMAGINE THE BLOWJOB!

$70 million dollar ring, solid diamond carving
she'd suck your balls straight out your sac if you proposed with this badboy

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#1 - sgrave (05/05/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by cuntism
#10 - AvidGamerShkunk (05/06/2014) [-]
here's the crafting recipe
#4 - sinery (05/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't look good though.
Doesn't look good though.
User avatar #3 - lean ONLINE (05/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That'd be a real bitch if you got her finger size wrong.
#7 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#9 - Byte ONLINE (05/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm straight and I'd suck your balls inside out!
I'm straight and I'd suck your balls inside out!
User avatar #11 - numbmind (05/06/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Its cool and all, but diamonds would be worthless if it wasn't for the monopoly on them.
#34 - uniowl (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'll take three
#66 - godofcorndog (05/06/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Too bad diamonds are pretty much worthless the moment you buy them. They are just shiny rocks in a very tightly controlled market. The gold band they come in is usually worth more in value.
Too bad diamonds are pretty much worthless the moment you buy them. They are just shiny rocks in a very tightly controlled market. The gold band they come in is usually worth more in value.
#8 - transubstantiation (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Reminded me of this gem
#133 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
if it takes a 70 million dolalr ring to get an amazing blowjob from her.






she isn't the one you should give it to
#40 - hrx (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
she does it anyway, ring or not
#105 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Having one's testicles forcibly sucked out of their scrotum would certainly be a painful experience, unless you're into some incredibly kinky **** ...
#127 - JOEKEWL (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Her face when the ring doesn't fit.
User avatar #101 - greatgatsby (05/06/2014) [-]
Forget the woman, imagine the defense boost one gets from wearing that thing
#59 - randomnab ONLINE (05/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Please don't.
#142 - oubliette (05/06/2014) [-]
na Im good
User avatar #122 - kungfufun (05/06/2014) [-]
personally i think its ******* ugly
#36 - grimmwaters (05/06/2014) [-]
You're saying this like I have money to spend.
User avatar #30 - pepemex (05/06/2014) [-]
Blowjob? She'd blow you so hard that she'd rip out your dick and eat it.
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