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User avatar #5 - deathleprechaun (02/15/2014) [-]
"Delivery not included."
User avatar #8 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
i can see women opting for caeserians to make sure
#4 - coderedhead (02/15/2014) [-]
To bad it takes ten total months to make a baby from time of conception.
User avatar #6 to #4 - zomaru ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
9 and a half, about the same as a lunar cycle. But more or less it can be anywhere from 8 months to 10 and a half or more.
#26 to #6 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
In the medical field, we are taught 40 weeks on average. Give or take a few days.
#9 - bjornkrage ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
That awful second when you realize that your birthday is november 15th
#28 to #9 - instalation ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
B-But I was born on the 15th
User avatar #13 to #9 - kirkbot (02/15/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #14 to #13 - Ryu (02/15/2014) [-]
Because it means your parents had sex around valentines day, my birthday is the 13th November, I figured this one out a small while ago lol
User avatar #18 to #14 - hairbrush (02/15/2014) [-]
yeah, but why is that awful?
User avatar #19 to #18 - Ryu (02/15/2014) [-]
I just said below, it's most likely because your parents had meaningless sex for the sake of valentines day, I haven't seen my father / he hasn't seen me since birth, meaning I was most likely just some meaningless sex for valentines day lol
#25 to #19 - kirkbot (02/15/2014) [-]
sorry to hear that man
User avatar #27 to #25 - Ryu (02/15/2014) [-]
Ahwell, i'm probably more feminine because of it (Having only a mom / younger sister) but it doesn't bother me, what does bother me is my step dad, and my current dad but they're two whole different stories on there own lol
#15 to #14 - kirkbot (02/15/2014) [-]
your parents most likely had sex before that and after that as well
your parents most likely had sex before that and after that as well
User avatar #16 to #15 - Ryu (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the only way this is bad is if your parents had a valentines "Moment" and had meaningless sex just for the sake of it being valentines
#20 to #15 - disruptard (02/15/2014) [-]
Why analyze it so much? It's yucky that your parents have sex, and now you know when they definitely did the do.
User avatar #22 to #20 - lordleto (02/15/2014) [-]
why? they're people just like you and me and i presume that you don't think it's yucky when you do it?
#23 to #22 - disruptard (02/15/2014) [-]
Duh of course. I realize that it's a normal and healthy thing to do, but you can't argue that you don't WANT a mental image of your parents having sex.
Duh of course. I realize that it's a normal and healthy thing to do, but you can't argue that you don't WANT a mental image of your parents having sex.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lordleto (02/15/2014) [-]
does'nt bother me but it's not something i go around a think about (i guess i'm a little wierd)
btw imagine your grandmother blowing your grandfather (;
#1 - anon (02/15/2014) [-]
there's a joke about how making babies is easier than building IKEA furniture here somewhere...
User avatar #2 to #1 - APenguinHorde (02/15/2014) [-]
and of course i forgot to log in =(
User avatar #21 - orava (02/15/2014) [-]
awwww, 26 years before, I would have become one free for me.
User avatar #10 - subaqueousreach (02/15/2014) [-]
Huh, my dad could have gotten a free cot if this ad was 23 years and 9 months older.
User avatar #11 to #10 - subaqueousreach (02/15/2014) [-]
I suddenly feel my math is wrong here...
#12 to #11 - selfrazedzealot (02/15/2014) [-]
i'm assuming you've been 23 for 3 months not 9?
User avatar #17 to #12 - subaqueousreach (02/15/2014) [-]
That is correct. Also though, the ad would just have to be 23 years old, since it came out 9 months before November already.
User avatar #7 - pastysmasher (02/15/2014) [-]
Only a small percentage of babies arrive on their due date. Babies born on 14th of November could quite easily have not been conceived on Valentine's Day!
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