I-i actually did this today. . CUTE GIRL WAVES AT ME WAVE BACK USING AIME HAM] CARRYING. Well, you could've waved with the dog. Just think about it. It would have been a lot more embarrassing if you sent your doggie flying across the pavement while
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User avatar #1 - rikter (01/16/2014) [-]
Well, you could've waved with the dog. Just think about it. It would have been a lot more embarrassing if you sent your doggie flying across the pavement while waving like a small squirrel with his tiny nuts frozen.
User avatar #3 - xxxxmemesxxxx (01/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Alas, it appears that homosapiens originating from the eastern reaches of the Asian continent have developed the innate ability to detect what other humans are thinking. This phenomenon manifests itself in both audio and visual methods. I swear this to be the utter truth.

Under observance, those 'Asians' appear to maintain visages revealing no emotion, tend to congregate only with others sharing racial similarities, and seem to be quite unpleasant to be near. The purpose for such oddities is to conceal the earlier fact mentioned which is that the peoples of East Asia have the ability to peer into the consciences of others, and such steps are taken to avoid these others from discovering their trick. Should this racial group have decided to interact with other racial groups more commonly, facial expressions may reveal this ability to hear thoughts. Due to this, non Asians are shunned from Asian areas to lower the likelyhood of so powerful an ability from being revealed.

Should one try to mentally picture something completely absurd around Asians, you should look for visual cues that the subject is perhaps distraught for no apparent reason. This is their reaction to the knowledge of your absurd thoughts.

I am fully aware that my accusations sound quite insane, and seem incredibly unlikely, all the while also hard to believe, but what I say is the absolute truth.

I implore readers to spread this statement further than I have, as all peoples of the planet must be made aware.
#2 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
This comment made my day
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