At first, John Cena will attempt to take on the 22-Cena mayhem rumble alone, with the lowest underdog odds you've ever seen, using only improvised weapons and his two hands.
Soon, however, the combined might of the John Cenas will bring John Cena down, and he'll tag in John Cena to help out.
Together, they'll come from the bottom to knock out every John Cena that stands between them and the belt free food for life, not knowing that both have already decided that John Cena deserves to win more than John Cena.
Eventually, they agree that they can't fight what they can't see, and John Cena takes home the prize.