I won!!
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testicularpropane (12/06/2015) [-] SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS ARMY REPRESENT
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blockanator (12/06/2015) [-] You do realise that Uncle Sam will take a good 30% of that winnings right?
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viridiandusk (12/06/2015) [-] Yes and no. You kinda get a restricted version of the game if you're f2p. limited chat and trade functions and other stuff like that. It's mainly just to make sure bots don't break the in game economy.
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viridiandusk (12/06/2015) [-] It's a fun game. I've kinda stopped playing it since HoT was released because my entire guild got it and I got left behind. Hoping to go back as soon as I can afford the expac
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desacabose (12/06/2015) [-] Why would he buy you GW2 when he could buy me Universe Sandbox 2
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viridiandusk (12/06/2015) [-] Did you get the core game or HoT from these kind strangers?
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viridiandusk (12/06/2015) [-] **** man I've been wanting HoT since it was announced. Gotta get me some of that sweet Reaper action. Can't say I don't envy you a little bit right now...
I dunno pal. Christmas gift for a friend? You know anyone that wants to get into the game?
I dunno pal. Christmas gift for a friend? You know anyone that wants to get into the game?
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sequel (12/06/2015) [-] OP is probably getting pestered by charity groups and people he barely knew. The poor soul has to close down all his contacts.
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anon (12/06/2015) [-] Is English not your first language? Quarter of it. Joke be damned, you should be ashamed of that grammar.
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ninesundev (12/06/2015) [-] Why it still is right, as long as the prize pool has more than one quarter in it. So he took a(one) quarter of it(them). Totally legit.
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beastkenten 
(12/06/2015) [-] donate 50 dollars to my mouth so it doesnt have to suck another dick tonight
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immatakeaduty (12/06/2015) [-] reddit jokes translate poorly on fj, they work well with reddit bc you're clicking the title which is a link to the post, not seeing it in entirety on the page.
good try though, you're really grasping the concept of posting on fj.
good try though, you're really grasping the concept of posting on fj.
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anon (12/07/2015) [-]
my brother won a million and he only got 480k of it after taxes. then had to pay them another 26k the following year after they told him they made a mistake and didnt take enough out the first time
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maxismahname (12/07/2015) [-] **** , 450k still isn't that bad honestly. I'd be happy if I won $100
I could understand the disappointment of getting 450k instead of 1 million, but still
I could understand the disappointment of getting 450k instead of 1 million, but still
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xardian (12/06/2015) [-]
HAH HAH, you sassy bitch, a QUARTER? HUH?
Jesus christ that joke is so damn cheesy and stupid
Jesus christ that joke is so damn cheesy and stupid
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] I realised it was a joke, it was an okay-ish joke.
Not sure about everyone else.
Not sure about everyone else.
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thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] Holy **** .
The joke is a play on word of "quarter."
When people hear "spend donate a quarter of it to charity" they assume they mean quarter of a million dollars (250,000), but the punchline reveals that he only spent a literal .25c quarter of it on charity.
The joke is a play on word of "quarter."
When people hear "spend donate a quarter of it to charity" they assume they mean quarter of a million dollars (250,000), but the punchline reveals that he only spent a literal .25c quarter of it on charity.
