I wish I could control my shit. Like this guy. Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil proceeded tty the ba I wish could control my shit Like this guy Today in school had tty take a really huge dump It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas buil proceeded the ba
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Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil
proceeded tty the bathwater anyway. I walk in tty find CINE pf the sergeants from the
recruiting table happily peeing away in a urinal. I entered a stall directly behind him. I sat an
the tallet, but I held it in. I then proceeded tty yell In a "We' got hastily enemy
artillery 500 meters Numb! They' re preparing tty fire on bur passant" And Then I let DUI a
lang, slow, descending whistle (to mimic the sound pf artillery shells pf course) And right
at the end pf the whistle, I let it rip. It was [HIE pf the nastiest, wettest farts We ever seeded.
A few rabbit pellets came out with velocity and made splashing sends not unlike
those sounds made by shells hitting water. I then yelled "Ohh God! I' m hit!" and released a
few residual gas pockets that came DUI sounding like popcorn and said "The ammo bunker
just blew!" The last thing I heard DUI teethe sergeant was him gagging an his own spit Hem
laughing so hard as he walked DUI anothe bathroom. MLIA
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - luwak
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(11/16/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - strikerking [OP]
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Man I don't even care if it isn't true or not, I thought it was funny as...****.
User avatar #3 to #2 - luwak
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(11/16/2013) [-]
I really didnt find it funny.. Haha sorry
User avatar #4 to #1 - seaofcoltrane
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(11/16/2013) [-]
Well to be fair. The story was pretty *****.
Get it
User avatar #13 - chuffberry
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(11/17/2013) [-]
i wish **** like that happened in the girl's bathroom. the most exciting thing i've ever witnessed is someone throwing a pregnancy test on the ground and running out, sobbing. (and this was in the holocaust museum)
User avatar #33 to #13 - YllekNayr
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Pretty much what Captainstinkpinky said
User avatar #37 to #33 - killerliquid
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(11/17/2013) [-]
then what was the point of your comment
User avatar #40 to #37 - YllekNayr
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Reiteration, confirmation, agreement.

What's the point of yours?
User avatar #41 to #40 - killerliquid
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(11/17/2013) [-]
To tell you that your comment is unnecessary.
#15 to #13 - captainstinkypinky
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(11/17/2013) [-]
I was like "meh", until "this was in the holocaust museum"

funniest comment i've seen tonight
#7 - justakewldewd
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(11/17/2013) [-]
After watching a couple hours of NCIS I'm putting Gibbs' face to the army recruiter and its all the more hilarious.
After watching a couple hours of NCIS I'm putting Gibbs' face to the army recruiter and its all the more hilarious.
#5 - jabone
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Not reading.
#8 to #5 - thelegitmetalhead
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Yfw
Yfw
User avatar #20 to #8 - Alchemyst
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Lolfarts
#25 - redneckraider
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Great god, i can't feel my sides.Thumb for you
#35 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#32 - triggathepirate
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(11/17/2013) [-]
+1
+1
#12 - oxYKellark
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(11/17/2013) [-]
#30 - ffinfinity
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(11/17/2013) [-]
Oh god that was a good laugh
Oh god that was a good laugh
#45 - gatekeepers
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(11/17/2013) [-]
***** didn't wash his hands, I don't find **** funny about that. Why you fist bump instead of shaking.
User avatar #56 to #45 - nyxeos
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(11/20/2013) [-]
It said the "last" thing he heard was the guy leaving. He could have heard him wash his hands while he was dropping bombs.