I was God once
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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
I am God. I will grant you a wish, just put
your hands together, close your eyes, and
say the wish. I will grant it in the next 2
minutes.
You: ''I want to be God"
Stranger: there is no god
You: he just granted my with
You: wish*
You: I am now God.
Stranger: what you going to do with your powers?
You: **** bitches.
Stranger: that' s a great idea
You: Lolololol
You: is there anything you would like, my son?
Stranger: a kebab
You: what kind?
Stranger: lamb donner
You: it is done.
Stranger: i didn' t want any salad - you ****** it up
You: oh, I made the kebab like you wanted.
You: but you didn' t say where.
You: I' m eating it now.
Stranger: a spiteful god
You: I like to think of myself as "a dick"
You: write that down
You: thaw go in my holy book
Stranger: i think you probably excel at that
You: along with the " **** bitches" line
You: you' ll be my first apostle.
Stranger: yes, that was classy
You: do you mind if I change your name'?
Stranger: feel free
You: you are now Harry Richard.
Stranger: that' s fine with me
You: very well.
Stranger: do you know why cannibals don' t eat
clowns?
You: because they taste funny
Stranger: you ******
You: (you forget, lam God)
You: one more thing
You: is there anything in the universe you would like
changed?
Stranger: lots
You: one thing.
Stranger: get rid of tom hanks
You: thank me. I was afraid you wanted to be God
Stranger: i think the beard would be too itchy
You: you don' t have to grow one.
You: also, Tom Hanks died at the end of Saving Private
Ryan. didn' t you see it?
You: so, I guess that was easy.
Stranger: he washed up on an island in castaway - he
is invincible, the ******
You: oh right.
You: ****
You: I' m not sure loan do that
You: you know, the whole "can I make a rock so heavy
I can' t lift it?" deal
You: Tom Hanks is just too badass
You: WAIT
You: I know what I' ll do.
Stranger: he couldn' t badass himself out a paper bag
You: there' s one man capable of getting rid of Tom
Hanks.
You: Matt Damon.
Stranger: he' s a fanny too
You: YOU DARE SAY THAT TD GOD?
Stranger: matt damon has sex with animals
You: congratulations. your erect penis shall now be two
inches.
Stranger: that' s great
You: and the next vagina that touches it shall be
covered in poo.
Stranger: maybe i am into that
You: I am God. I am omnipotent and all knowing.
Stranger: germane seem to be into that
You: I know everything. even your name.
Stranger: go on then
You: Harry Richard.
Stranger: you are good. real good.
You: well, I am God.
Stranger: are you full or part time?
You: ehh it' s more ofa
You: don' t pray to me around Christmas time
You: I have **** to do then
Stranger: elves and that
You: what? no, you mean Little Angels
You: elves is offensive to them
Stranger: sounds like a paedo thing
You: it kind of Is.
Stranger: you dirty old man
You: I' m otherthan the universe.
Stranger: thats not possible
You: except that part with Patrick Stewart
You: well, I' m otherthan THIS universe
Stranger: ah
You: see, the universe undergoes cyclic expansion
You: it' ll reach a point, then collapse upon itself, back
into another singularity
Stranger: what did the higgs bosun particle say to the
catholic priest?
You: which will in tum expand again
You: what?
Stranger: stop, stop. you can' t have mass without me.
You: ha.
You: but as Iwas saying
You: I' m otherthan this certain cycle
You: there have been 3 gods before me
You: you met the most recent one
You: he' s the one who granted me these powers
Stranger: i see. where has he gone to?
You: he' s retired.
You: Florida.
Stranger: i see.
You: yes. how' s my holy book coming?
Stranger: well, overhue years it been a bit ******
about with
You: no, that' s the old one' s book
You: how' s MY book coming?
Stranger: you wouldn' t recognise it
You: the one you' re writing?
Stranger: oh that one
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: writers block
You: I see
You: include some fire and brimstone ****
You: makes good movies.
Stranger: i am all overheat
You: oh, and peace and mercy, just to confuse people
You: you know, combined with the fire and brimstone
Stranger: give with one, take away with the other, etc
You: right
Stranger: kep the ******* on theirtoys but
fundamentally confused
You: I want to be known as a god who loves everyone
and wants peace, but willingly murders people who
don' t respect me.
Stranger: rocket man by elton john - what a rubbish
song
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
I am God. I will grant you a wish, just put
your hands together, close your eyes, and
say the wish. I will grant it in the next 2
minutes.
You: ''I want to be God"
Stranger: there is no god
You: he just granted my with
You: wish*
You: I am now God.
Stranger: what you going to do with your powers?
You: **** bitches.
Stranger: that' s a great idea
You: Lolololol
You: is there anything you would like, my son?
Stranger: a kebab
You: what kind?
Stranger: lamb donner
You: it is done.
Stranger: i didn' t want any salad - you ****** it up
You: oh, I made the kebab like you wanted.
You: but you didn' t say where.
You: I' m eating it now.
Stranger: a spiteful god
You: I like to think of myself as "a dick"
You: write that down
You: thaw go in my holy book
Stranger: i think you probably excel at that
You: along with the " **** bitches" line
You: you' ll be my first apostle.
Stranger: yes, that was classy
You: do you mind if I change your name'?
Stranger: feel free
You: you are now Harry Richard.
Stranger: that' s fine with me
You: very well.
Stranger: do you know why cannibals don' t eat
clowns?
You: because they taste funny
Stranger: you ******
You: (you forget, lam God)
You: one more thing
You: is there anything in the universe you would like
changed?
Stranger: lots
You: one thing.
Stranger: get rid of tom hanks
You: thank me. I was afraid you wanted to be God
Stranger: i think the beard would be too itchy
You: you don' t have to grow one.
You: also, Tom Hanks died at the end of Saving Private
Ryan. didn' t you see it?
You: so, I guess that was easy.
Stranger: he washed up on an island in castaway - he
is invincible, the ******
You: oh right.
You: ****
You: I' m not sure loan do that
You: you know, the whole "can I make a rock so heavy
I can' t lift it?" deal
You: Tom Hanks is just too badass
You: WAIT
You: I know what I' ll do.
Stranger: he couldn' t badass himself out a paper bag
You: there' s one man capable of getting rid of Tom
Hanks.
You: Matt Damon.
Stranger: he' s a fanny too
You: YOU DARE SAY THAT TD GOD?
Stranger: matt damon has sex with animals
You: congratulations. your erect penis shall now be two
inches.
Stranger: that' s great
You: and the next vagina that touches it shall be
covered in poo.
Stranger: maybe i am into that
You: I am God. I am omnipotent and all knowing.
Stranger: germane seem to be into that
You: I know everything. even your name.
Stranger: go on then
You: Harry Richard.
Stranger: you are good. real good.
You: well, I am God.
Stranger: are you full or part time?
You: ehh it' s more ofa
You: don' t pray to me around Christmas time
You: I have **** to do then
Stranger: elves and that
You: what? no, you mean Little Angels
You: elves is offensive to them
Stranger: sounds like a paedo thing
You: it kind of Is.
Stranger: you dirty old man
You: I' m otherthan the universe.
Stranger: thats not possible
You: except that part with Patrick Stewart
You: well, I' m otherthan THIS universe
Stranger: ah
You: see, the universe undergoes cyclic expansion
You: it' ll reach a point, then collapse upon itself, back
into another singularity
Stranger: what did the higgs bosun particle say to the
catholic priest?
You: which will in tum expand again
You: what?
Stranger: stop, stop. you can' t have mass without me.
You: ha.
You: but as Iwas saying
You: I' m otherthan this certain cycle
You: there have been 3 gods before me
You: you met the most recent one
You: he' s the one who granted me these powers
Stranger: i see. where has he gone to?
You: he' s retired.
You: Florida.
Stranger: i see.
You: yes. how' s my holy book coming?
Stranger: well, overhue years it been a bit ******
about with
You: no, that' s the old one' s book
You: how' s MY book coming?
Stranger: you wouldn' t recognise it
You: the one you' re writing?
Stranger: oh that one
Stranger: slowly
Stranger: writers block
You: I see
You: include some fire and brimstone ****
You: makes good movies.
Stranger: i am all overheat
You: oh, and peace and mercy, just to confuse people
You: you know, combined with the fire and brimstone
Stranger: give with one, take away with the other, etc
You: right
Stranger: kep the ******* on theirtoys but
fundamentally confused
You: I want to be known as a god who loves everyone
and wants peace, but willingly murders people who
don' t respect me.
Stranger: rocket man by elton john - what a rubbish
song
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