> Was vacuuming house
> Sister playing pokemon
> Says she just caught a female onyx and can't think of a nickname for it.
> Don't take it seriously, think of how it looks like a dick
> Offer the name Futa
> She asks why Futa
> Because it means dick.
> She declines and says she won't ask for my help in naming pokemon again.
> 10-20 minutes pass
> Says she finally decided on a name for the onyx
> Nicknames it Valve (She said like the gaming company)
> Ask her if she named it that because it doesn't have a third evolution.
> She says sure.
> Half life 3 was not confirmed.