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Shoveled a bunch of today and earned 10 dollars. I' d
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my friend charges 22, 50 each,,,
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I I didn' t ask for money, I helped out some neighbors and
one o em decided to pay me 10 dollars
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - stifflimb
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They got money for doing a job, he got if for being a good person, we all know which has more value!
User avatar #5 to #4 - charmanderville
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Obviously the higher monetary value... 30-40...
User avatar #55 to #5 - stifflimb
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Good, you saw through the "kinda obvious" trap, wonder how many thought 10 was more worth than 30-40
User avatar #58 to #55 - applecopy
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this comment spoiled it you idiot
User avatar #60 to #58 - stifflimb
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This commenter does not care, you less intelligent humanoid creature
User avatar #64 to #60 - applecopy
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******* nerd
User avatar #66 to #64 - stifflimb
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Your are?
Well thank you for the update of your private life, but this commenter does not really care about that either.
User avatar #68 to #66 - applecopy
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>your are
User avatar #70 to #68 - stifflimb
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Mine are? You are really not making much sense atm, although that just solidfy my "less intelligent humanoid creature" statement before, so go on
User avatar #251 to #70 - caucasianblackbear
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I'm really glad that people like you are incapable of finding females to copulate with.
User avatar #252 to #251 - stifflimb
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As I imagine you do when you wanna "copulate" with them, I prefer some regular sex, no need to go into kinky perversions.
#71 to #70 - applecopy
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#73 to #71 - stifflimb
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#94 to #73 - applecopy
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#98 to #94 - stifflimb
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Now try saying that again.
Now try saying that again.
#149 to #98 - applecopy
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#150 to #149 - stifflimb
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Countered
Countered
#151 to #150 - applecopy
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#155 to #151 - stifflimb
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#237 to #155 - applecopy
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#238 to #237 - stifflimb
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Finally won you over!
Finally won you over!
#241 to #238 - applecopy
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#248 to #241 - stifflimb
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<--- This finger work is soon to be started!
<--- This finger work is soon to be started!
#239 to #238 - applecopy
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#240 to #239 - stifflimb
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User avatar #154 to #70 - thatoneiranianguy
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He was commenting on the fact that you spelled "you are," as "Your are." Stop acting like such a tool.
#3 - tmdarby
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We need more kids like that on this planet.
We need more kids like that on this planet.
User avatar #176 to #3 - mahnamesjakers
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My neighbor (90 year old retired widow with a small fortune saved up) asked me a few days ago if I could shovel for her. I never really minded helping her so I went and I shoveled her front yard and back yard walkway and her 2 car driveway that spans the whole length of her property. When I was done and I was about to leave she came over to my car and gave me 40 bucks. The money meant so much more to me since it wasn't my incentive for doing the job.
#14 to #3 - anon id: 76dbd1d8
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I'm sure his parents made him do it, he's just pretending they didn't and to seem cool in front of his friends.
User avatar #16 to #14 - goodatlosing
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Asshole.
#28 to #3 - anon id: caba1116
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So you can sit on your ass all day doing nothing..?
User avatar #33 to #28 - broswagonist
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Yes.
User avatar #119 to #3 - baesdgod
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isn't that from lost in translation?
User avatar #38 to #3 - andrewjla
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"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
#6 - coolnamestaken
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Who the **** goes door to door saying, "hey I'll shovel your driveway for 22.50"
User avatar #8 to #6 - sketchE
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might not be a door to door thing. probably places fliers around and when people are too lazy to do it they call them. plus they probably do it to a standard above what the homeowner will force their kids to do
User avatar #34 to #6 - pokemonstheshiz
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a business that started out door to door and then moved on to gaining customers through advertising and quality service
User avatar #126 to #6 - damianblu
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He probably starts at 30 and takes it if they give it to him, then lowers it to 23 to make them feel like they're getting a good deal. Then chops off another 50 cents to keep the customer base.
#131 to #126 - anon id: 6aefabc8
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Honestly, that 50 cents would be really annoying on the customers part. The main reason he said 22.50 is because most people would probably just round up and give 23 dollars.
User avatar #132 to #131 - damianblu
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Eh I wouldn't care. Money is money.
User avatar #231 to #6 - vivalavidya
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Who the **** accepts?
User avatar #130 to #6 - trowlernotparas
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People who want to make money in exchange for services.
User avatar #145 to #6 - milthyfoustache
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That's pasta not a damn noodle ******
User avatar #7 to #6 - alphagex
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Jews that who
#19 to #6 - coolnamestaken
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Just the thing that gets me is the .50
#27 to #19 - bann
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The company probably charges 30-40 and they pay the guy who actually shovels 22.50
#32 to #6 - milnerdk
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I'll shovel YOUR driveway for free...
I'll shovel YOUR driveway for free...
#225 to #32 - justleaving
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#9 to #6 - kambin
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A capitalist who knows the guy down the street charges $23.
#18 to #9 - coolnamestaken
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Okay you got me there.
#1 - include
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User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey
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And in the time that they were discussing this, Bill Gates made $9 just by being Bill Gates.
#147 to #10 - AdamBaum
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Maybe I Am Monkey wanted to make a test, to see if people mindlessly thumb up his comments. Wake up america
Maybe I Am Monkey wanted to make a test, to see if people mindlessly thumb up his comments. Wake up america
User avatar #11 to #10 - thetom
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Someone did the math on this a while back and he makes hundreds or thousands a second.
#13 to #11 - I Am Monkey
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It was supposed to say "$9 Million dollars" I accidentally just said 9 dollars.
Why did anyone thumb up my comment.
User avatar #63 to #13 - mutzaki
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People love monkeys.
#120 to #13 - birdlaw **User deleted account**
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Because you always have the best comments
Because you always have the best comments
User avatar #143 to #11 - yaybacon
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Bill Gates earns appx 3.5 Billion Dollars in a year or

Bill Gates earns appx 291 Million Dollars in a month or

Bill Gates earns appx 9,700,000 Dollars in a day or

Bill Gates earns appx 6736 Dollars a minute or

Bill Gates earns appx 112 Dollars a second
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#223 to #42 - anon id: d2f9b7c6
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You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being.
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#43 to #42 - flemsdfer
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#45 to #44 - flemsdfer
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#59 to #45 - haranaslicer
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Amazing how well those pics fit together
#22 - saxong
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I snowblowed someone and got $35 because they live in san diego and the house was in illinois so I was saving them from getting robbed!
I snowblowed someone and got $35 because they live in san diego and the house was in illinois so I was saving them from getting robbed!
User avatar #31 to #22 - theexplodingcheez
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that's great, but ban.
User avatar #85 to #22 - welliguessitsaname
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careful with that .gif, friend, it was just in ****
#135 to #85 - coolcalx
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#170 to #22 - spleed
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You're walking on thin ice.
#23 to #22 - marcury
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you can snowblow me anytime...
User avatar #36 - amuzen
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I remember when I was 14 I was coming home from work and saw a old man chopping wood in the snow at night and he looked like he was having trouble lifting the ax with his arms shaking pretty bad so I chopped the rest of the wood for him, a week later the incident repeated and for a few months this pattern would repeat itself with him starting to chop the wood when I was on my way home from work, me finishing for him, then him giving me a can of Soda, or a jar of salmon, or some homemade jam or some old halloween candy or some other little gift then one day when I was coming home from work thinking I would chop some wood for him and get a little bit more excercise out of my day he wasn't there, the house was dark, and there was no new wood dropped off in front of the house for me to chop.

I never did find out what happened to him, at the time I figured he probably just wasn't home that day or got an electric heater from the weatherization folks.
Now, six years later, the house is abandoned and full of cobwebs with a broken window and rotted out porch so I suspect he might have passed away with no one to inherit it.
User avatar #201 to #36 - shashashanasha
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I remember when I was about twenty, every day on my way to work this depressed, lonely looking young lady would give me odd jobs to do for her. I would work for her for free, since her large family was obviously worse off than me. I never asked for money, nor took it when offered. The jobs ranged from getting something she couldn't reach to busting up her old chifferobe. Then one day she was home alone, and I asked her what I could do for her. She led me inside, pointed to a jar high up on a shelf, and then when I stood to retrieve it, she started kissing me and telling me she's never kissed a grown man before. I refused her advances, but she kept on. I was scared of her papa and ran, and next thing I know I'm found guilty for rape in court and shot to death while trying to escape.
User avatar #204 to #36 - cabbagemayhem
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Maybe he fell and couldn't get up and laid there for days before dying. Probably right under the window where you glanced inside.
#46 to #36 - flemsdfer
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You're a wonderful person
You're a wonderful person
User avatar #56 to #36 - sirowlington
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Don't cry... don't ******* cry...

Damn :'(
#21 - confusedasian
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A few years ago I was pushing my little brothers stroller so he could go to sleep. Some random old guy said I was doing a good job and gave me a dollar.


Free money.
#35 to #21 - cyberneticghost
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This is how I picture America anyways, lol

People just walking around randomly tipping each other for no ******* reason.

pic somewhat related.
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User avatar #67 to #65 - finblob
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yw
who
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User avatar #80 to #69 - finblob
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wat
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#40 to #35 - anon id: df207e6e
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**anonymous rolls 640**

As an American, everything about that post was wrong but incredibly funny.
User avatar #61 - woodenalligator
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Me and my friend once tried this out during a pretty heavy snowfall one winter. Our neighbour knew we were charging, like freaking $5. We shoveled her driveway and the sidewalk in front, she didn't pay, so my friend went back home. I decided to put all the snow right back.
User avatar #72 to #61 - jonajon
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Good.
User avatar #75 to #72 - woodenalligator
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How are you?
User avatar #79 to #75 - jonajon
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Good.
User avatar #82 to #79 - woodenalligator
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That's nice to hear.
User avatar #84 to #82 - jonajon
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Good.
User avatar #88 to #84 - woodenalligator
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I don't know if you can say anything else....
User avatar #90 to #88 - jonajon
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Good?
#95 to #90 - dontknowmeatall
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woodenalligator, I think you broke it.
User avatar #111 to #95 - jonajon
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Good.
User avatar #97 to #95 - woodenalligator
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It wouldn't be the first time....
#99 to #97 - dontknowmeatall
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do you go around breaking users like they're candy canes?
User avatar #100 to #99 - woodenalligator
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Um, I mean, well, uh....
#103 to #100 - dontknowmeatall
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admin's gonna be mad...
User avatar #104 to #103 - woodenalligator
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Isn't he already?
#105 to #104 - dontknowmeatall
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Fair point. c'mon, brake another one, it's fun!
User avatar #107 to #105 - woodenalligator
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Choose someone for me, perhaps, and I can see what i can do?
User avatar #123 to #107 - shadowbreech
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**shadowbreech rolled user marcinthedarc ** <-Break this guy
User avatar #124 to #123 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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How bout no
User avatar #125 to #124 - shadowbreech
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That's for woodenalligator to decide
User avatar #163 to #124 - woodenalligator
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I love you.
#165 to #163 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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Nah

you probably dont
#171 to #165 - woodenalligator
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I don't know, man. You seem to be attracting me.
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User avatar #152 to #61 - alstorp
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Are you like those people that runs up to your car and wipes the window and demands payment?

Cause that's like the same thing. Only worse because you put it all back.
User avatar #166 to #152 - woodenalligator
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No, she asked us, and we had told her it was five dollars. She agreed, and so we shoveled all the snow from the sidewalk in front of her house, her driveway, and around he car. She did not pay us afterwards.
User avatar #169 to #166 - alstorp
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Wut. What did you say to you once you asked for money?
User avatar #172 to #169 - woodenalligator
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She just went back in her house and didn't answer the door. Instead of being a bitch ass snitch, I took matters into my own hands, and she had a ton of snow to deal with again.
User avatar #173 to #172 - alstorp
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What a cunt.
User avatar #174 to #173 - woodenalligator
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Indeed, indeed she is. So, how are you?
User avatar #117 to #61 - huzibizi
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Well, don't clean people's **** without asking them first. You're essentially 'forcing' them to pay you.
User avatar #167 to #117 - woodenalligator
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She asked us, as we had put up fliers about it around out little neighborhood, and then she didn't pay.
User avatar #253 to #167 - huzibizi
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Oh - in that case, you're right, and that woman is a bitch.
#184 to #167 - anon id: b9cccaf1
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well, that's different
User avatar #186 to #184 - woodenalligator
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It is different. Did you forget to log in on accident?
User avatar #254 to #186 - huzibizi
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Not me
User avatar #255 to #254 - woodenalligator
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Ah, their response seemed as though they were part of the conversation