I want to ride my bicycle. . I was an my way heme from Work and there was a lady, early , riding a bicycle in the middle of the read. I wasn' t in a hurry, I ju
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I want to ride my bicycle

I was an my way heme from Work and there was
a lady, early , riding a bicycle in the middle of
the read. I wasn' t in a hurry, I just slowed
dawn to give her plenty cf mam and polled the
winders down because was really nice outside.
She then get inte the turn lane so I passed her
very -... I' m mean miving as stew as a
turtle. Then she started / cursing at me
saying I needed to learn how drive and tried to
give me the bird, And I say tried because she lest
control and face planted in the middie of the
street. Sci pulled ever help her and guided her
the side cf the mad make sure she was "
and safe. After making sure she didn' t have any
majer injuries, besides the trauma her vast
ege. I even offered her a lift heme. She quickly
denied stating I couldn't drive to save my life and
proceeded to get en her bike to ride away, only
make it IO ft before faceplanting after hitting the
curb. All I said was "at least I can ride a bike."
And walked away. When I gut to my car I turned
the radio en just hear bicycle races by queen...
dent think I have ever sung that loud in my life!
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#3 - OddballAnon (10/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
HFW
HFW
#23 - zenkon (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
haha 						*******					 casual
haha ******* casual
#2 - arreatface (10/16/2013) [-]
hfw
#39 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If she fails that bad maybe something was wrong with her bike. If anyone saw anything they should have SPOKE up.
User avatar #11 - truemox (10/17/2013) [-]
I saw a chick in Munich hit a pole implanted in the ground while texting on her bike. She didn't even get up, she just continued to text.
#16 - ronjeremysweiner (10/17/2013) [-]
on that day, freddy mercury himself sang from the top of the highest mountaintop in all of heaven
User avatar #29 - capslockrage (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
she sounds like that chick from gta 5.
the crazy bitch who is always screaming and is crazy about fitness
User avatar #5 - yunoavailable ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once saw a lady on a bike with the handle bars full of groceries, smoking, while looking at her cell phone.
#4 - liebebella (10/16/2013) [-]
I wish I had seen it
User avatar #44 - Lainge ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't read it because.
Lady.
Early Twenties.
What?
User avatar #33 - hatesmlp (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
xPppppxpPXpx quiins is sooooo guuud! le **** me generation musikk xDXD 90s kidd 5ever!
User avatar #37 to #33 - cosmicapprentice (10/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't like Queen that much either but I don't make sarcastic comments about it.
User avatar #30 - tiredandhungry (10/17/2013) [-]
Bicycle Races: The as yet unreleased song and sequel to the hit song Bicycle Race by Queen
User avatar #21 - phudgepacker (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hate this **** . What exactly makes a person ride their stupid bicycle on the street instead of just a sidewalk. I realize some people just have bikes and not cars but goddamn
#25 to #21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/17/2013) [-]
alot of places it's illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk, bikes are street legal so just don't douche it up weather you ride a 10 speed or drive a civic
User avatar #15 - swimmingprodigy (10/17/2013) [-]
"at least I can ride a bike"

owned
#9 - nuclearderp (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - lacklusterpelican (10/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not trying to be a Debby downer but speaking of things that make you move from place to place my aunt just got into a car accident and the lady she hit died
User avatar #14 to #13 - subaqueousreach (10/17/2013) [-]
Why would someone dying in a car accident get anybody down?

Obviously aside from those related to the person who died and probably your aunt who is likely feeling all sorts of terrible now.

People die every day in an astounding number of ways. It only sucks when it's someone you have some sort of bond with.
#43 - starshroom (10/17/2013) [-]
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