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User avatar #3 - theism ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Do not try to eat insulation.
User avatar #30 to #3 - oldmanmagee (09/29/2015) [-]
oh.... oops
#44 to #3 - pressxforsex (09/29/2015) [-]
I think my throat is bleeding from just thinking of that... Used to be an industrial A/C technician for a Florida based mechanical company, and we worked in these huge high rises a lot, where you have to crawl into the ceilings to access the unit that needed checked, and just breathe that **** for hours... Glad I left there.
User avatar #45 to #44 - brayburn ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I work as an electrician.
I ******* dread having to go up into the ceilings to do **** . Having to get all up in those bats. You can shower for hours but you'll still feel like you've got burning herpes all over your body.
User avatar #53 to #45 - bioexplain (09/29/2015) [-]
Oh dude I totally relate. I work as a university lecturer and some days, the vending machines runs out of snickers bars.
#82 to #53 - brayburn ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Cheeky cunt
#73 to #45 - pressxforsex (09/29/2015) [-]
Man, you couldn't have said it better. I would dread the showers, because I swear the heat made it itch more, and the cold just didn't do jack **** but maybe ease the burn for a few minutes. And using a wash cloth felt like scrubbing with a wire brush lol
User avatar #56 to #45 - mookiea (09/29/2015) [-]
The fiberglass falls in your pores. Take a hot shower to open your pores up. I mean scalding hot. And a metal brillow pad. It hurts but it works.
User avatar #80 to #56 - brayburn ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if you're joking or not but I'm actually willing to try that.
User avatar #83 to #80 - mookiea (09/30/2015) [-]
Nope, dead serious. I had a older gentlemen tell me that. He told he that when you work and sweat your pores open up when you work, the sweat also lets the fiberglass flow more easily into your pores. That's why it seems like it never go away.The heat from the shower will open your pores back up again. Some soap to lubricate so to say and scrub. He didn't tell me to use the metal brillow pad, I came up with that. I mean it scratchiness deep and just made since to me. But ever since he told me that and I added the metal billow pad it does seem to work great for me, I don't itch for days. I mean if you really think about it it does seem like their is truth to it. And if you do decide to use the metal brillow pad don't make your self bleed. just soap it up and push hard enough you know you're scraping away, but not to hard where you hurt yourself. Not like the time when my dad made me tar the basement when I was 12. I got covered in tar and I had to scrape away with a metal brillow pad and did bleed a little, that sucked ass.. You know, come to think of it maybe that is why I came up with the metal brillow pad idea.

I wish I was like my mother, insulation eats me alive and eats my dad up as well. But my mother, it doesn't bother her. She could jump into it. She insulated our house we built. 3 floors it was big and she did it all. No one else would, lol. She must of sold her soul to have such a super human ability.
User avatar #84 to #83 - brayburn ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Haha the shower bit made sence but I was just wondering about the Brillo.
**** I guess I'll give it a go next time I'm up in the roofs.
User avatar #85 to #84 - mookiea (09/30/2015) [-]
Eh, it might not do **** . Might just be some dumb-ass thing in my head. But if you do decided to use the pad, let me know if it really does work. I'd like to know if I'm not just full of it. lol
User avatar #49 to #45 - mordadigsjalv (09/29/2015) [-]
Scaffolder, that **** gets left all over our gear when we do the industrial refits. **** takes weeks to get out of your pores
#50 to #49 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Sauna+shower works best.
User avatar #54 to #44 - purplered (09/29/2015) [-]
didnt you use protection for that?
User avatar #55 to #54 - purplered (09/29/2015) [-]
i mean you have to wear protective gear.
#68 to #54 - pressxforsex (09/29/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, at least here, that isn't exactly regulated. The company I worked for also demolished old units, installed new ones, and fit pipe. When I briefly worked on the construction side, you would be ripping it out in a tee shirt, hard hat, and some gloves. You had absolutely no protection from that stuff, and big guns in the office didn't give a **** . This may come as no surprise, they are losing men and going under. Fast.
User avatar #79 to #68 - purplered (09/29/2015) [-]
i have worked similar job and it was the same. Some experinced workers bought protective gear for their own money
User avatar #47 to #44 - higaphix (09/29/2015) [-]
I am a mechanical engineering in training and I'm also working towards a license for ship stuff, you have no clue how wonky insulation can get in some compartments
User avatar #4 to #3 - funnypie (09/28/2015) [-]
but but cotton candy
User avatar #5 to #4 - theism ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Internal bleeding.
#8 to #5 - ethanial [OP](09/28/2015) [-]
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But but... pic related
User avatar #12 to #8 - tevansroskos (09/29/2015) [-]
Surprisingly related.
User avatar #19 to #8 - DrOhcysp (09/29/2015) [-]
heh
#60 to #36 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]

I'm sorry, have an Emperor.
#62 to #52 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
what is that look for mon-keigh?
#63 to #62 - datmine (09/29/2015) [-]
u wot m8
#64 to #63 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
hung with the Eldar for a bit but they were boring as **** so I went back to the warp, got myself an upgrade, you like it?
#66 to #65 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
But it was fun, you can trust me!
#69 to #67 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
Come on, what could possibly go wrong?
#71 to #70 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
awww come on don't be like that, we could be such good friends!
#74 to #72 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
awww here let me give you a hug and make it feel all better.
#75 to #74 - datmine (09/29/2015) [-]
You would not survive the attempt.
#76 to #75 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
how about my rainbower, that's a fun toy come on we will share!
#77 to #76 - datmine (09/29/2015) [-]
THE WEAPONS YOU HAVE ARE WEAK
THE ALLIES YOU HAVE ARE SCARED
THE HOPE YOU HAVE IS FADING AWAY
#78 to #77 - thousandsuns (09/29/2015) [-]
but our music is awesome!
#29 to #14 - doggyfashion (09/29/2015) [-]
GET THAT PONY HERESY OUTTA HERE JP
User avatar #81 to #14 - brayburn ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Don't push it.
#86 to #81 - thousandsuns (10/01/2015) [-]
awww how come?
#10 to #8 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
ponies or i delete my account
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User avatar #17 to #9 - datblkkid (09/29/2015) [-]
that still disturbs the hell out of me.
Then the thought of being able to **** two more mouths excites me.
I'm scaroused as you might say.....
User avatar #20 to #17 - secretdestroyers (09/29/2015) [-]
That reminds me of a joke:

A guy goes into a bar (I know cliched way to start a joke, right?) and has a beer. A guy next to him turns to him and says "Hey buddy, you like blowjobs?"

Guy says "I guess, why?"

Other guy says, "There's a woman who lives in the apartment next to this bar who can give the best blowjobs and she sings Amazing Grace perfectly while doing them!"

The guy is obviously skeptical. "You mean she can sing even with a dick jammed down her throat?" The other guy says "Hell yeah, she can!"

So the guy goes to the apartment next to the bar and knocks on the door. He hears a voice behind the door go "What'dya want?"

He says "I heard you can give the best blowjobs while singing Amazing Grace." She says, "Oh, okay, come on in!"

So he does but the place is dark, the lights are off. The woman tells him to drop his pants and she'll do it, so he does. True to her word, she gives him a fantastic blowjob all while singing Amazing Grace perfectly, as if an angel were singing it.

When he finishes, the guy goes "I gotta ask how are you able to do that?" She asks "Are you sure you really want to know?" He says "Hell yeah!"

So she turns on the light and the guy sees her put an eyepatch on her head....
User avatar #21 to #20 - datblkkid (09/29/2015) [-]
I'd be lying if I said that didn't give me a chub
User avatar #25 to #9 - toddingram (09/29/2015) [-]
wow the new sandman movie looks great
#18 - rollingpicture (09/29/2015) [-]
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When he tries it
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User avatar #24 to #18 - ethanial [OP](09/29/2015) [-]
Amazing roll, have a green thumb!
User avatar #26 - syrianbro (09/29/2015) [-]
There is something a house made of meat that deeply disturbs me.
User avatar #35 to #26 - thismustbeseen (09/29/2015) [-]
there is an scp like this, let me look it up for you
User avatar #32 to #26 - burytia (09/29/2015) [-]
lady gaga scaled things up

first clothes then homes
User avatar #37 to #26 - thismustbeseen (09/29/2015) [-]
I think it's this: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002 enjoy.
#38 to #37 - syrianbro (09/29/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* christ...WHY?
#51 to #38 - scowler (09/29/2015) [-]
**** YOU SCP, THAT'S WHY!!!
User avatar #39 to #38 - thismustbeseen (09/29/2015) [-]
gotta have somethin' nice to dream about
#40 to #26 - aerosol ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
What if the meat is delicious and the house is tiny?
User avatar #23 - bionicpanda (09/29/2015) [-]
OHHH BOYYY

have you ever moved insulation around? the shards of tiny bits of glass get on you and itch and cut you. literally one of the worst feelings ever.
User avatar #33 to #23 - burytia (09/29/2015) [-]
roll around naked on it
User avatar #27 to #23 - drunkasaurus (09/29/2015) [-]
Why the **** were you installing fiberglass insulation in this day and age? A good quality newish house should have spray-foam. Slightly more expensive, but it's easier for everyone and far more effective.
User avatar #28 to #27 - bionicpanda (09/29/2015) [-]
this was a few years ago
#7 - neosword (09/28/2015) [-]
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Do they just put glass or miniature knifes or whatever in cotton candy to kill off the weaker children? or does the glass cut away the cold?
inb4
#34 to #7 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
fite me faggot
User avatar #13 - altairibnlaahad (09/29/2015) [-]
>R-20

The **** is wrong with you, ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #13 - randomwanker (09/29/2015) [-]
Might as well throw in some R-13 amiright
#15 to #13 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
Different states have different codes.
#42 to #15 - therealmaster ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
R-20 isn't recommended for attic insulation in any region.
#46 - nowthatsedgy (09/29/2015) [-]
what a savage
#48 - veryfahnyjokes (09/29/2015) [-]
Rodriguez, find the funny!
#57 - coolfacts (09/29/2015) [-]
Did you know that house meat is tender and juicy, and you can get it at Home Depot?
User avatar #41 - vonspyder (09/29/2015) [-]
ikekt have thumb.
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