I've seen better dayz. This was too long for the text post. First: www.funnyjunk.com/Dayz+of+our+lives/text/5012619/. Now this is a story all about how my dayz
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I've seen better dayz

This was too long for the text post.

First: www.funnyjunk.com/Dayz+of+our+lives/text/5012619/

Now this is a story all about how my dayz got flipped turned upside down, now I' d like to take a
minute, Just sit right there, I' ll tell you how I became dead in a town called Chernogorsk.
This is a more recent adventure, and it prompted a week' s break just because of
how much I lost, among other reasons. It' s a long one, brace yourself.
we me
Pplaying Dayz at night on a low populated server (Thought M get some nice loot runs in.)
Suecide to head to Chemo
Scince the last story, I' picked up a pistol and tons of ammo for both guns.
m trying to find accessories for my Mosin, because I want to try sniping.
to building near docks where a few good weapons can be found.
voice chat I hear this creepy as **** chuckling
wwtf
on and pull up the list of players on the server.
and six other people on the server total.
list is Chodestroker, Catnips( wtf), four other boring names I can' t really remember and
this last ******* guy. There' s no way I could ever know if it was this guy or any of the others, but i
would bet my left and right nuts that it was him.
name was
the **** would you ever
can' t even
am so done
anywho, walking in the dark, killing zeds left and right with my fire axe, making my way
downtown.
into building near the docks with a high chance for weapon spawns
chuckling again. Shine headlamp in a circle around me.
nothing. out to see if I left any windows open.
Wihile I' m tabbed out, I hear the raspiest ******* voice.
WELCOME TO MY REALM MORTAL."
back in and nearly **** my pants.
standing two feet away from me perfectly illuminated by my headlamp with a splitter
axe in hand ready to chop my ******* head off.
his clothes are gone except for the ******* clown mask.
goddamn clown mask. Fun fact: Clowns absolutely terrify me.
Iscream like girl and throw my headset at the moniter.
around in game and ******* book it.
YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE OF DEATH!"
in a straight line for a full minute. Turn around and look around with my headlamp
Nnothing
thank God.
a minute to collect my breath.
headset back on
pants again
Soomeone is humming the jaws theme.
off headlamp and lay down on the ground.
l CAN SMELL YOUR FEAR AND IT SMELLS LIKE FEAR"
wwut
Spuddenly axe in my ******* back
gget up, bleed everywhere, book it again
Gooing full on Ray Charles into the wilderness
jpg
stuck on tree
out pistol, fire wildly into the night
fourteen trees and a squirell
Scilence on headset
Iget him?
down medkit
myself
Threathing slowed down, in game and URL
eeverything is quiet
quiet
headlamp back on
****** was just waiting for me.
Iscream again
HELLO CUPCAKE"
t run, can' t think, just sitting and ******** in fear
Saxe
You are dead."
off dayz
immense trouble sleeping that night.
I haven' t even gotten to the good stuff yet...
...
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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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#3 - flurrff (02/11/2014) [-]
Although I was laughing my ass off the whole time I was imagining this, as the same time I was terrified for you man...
Although I was laughing my ass off the whole time I was imagining this, as the same time I was terrified for you man...
#1 - anteatereatingants (02/11/2014) [-]
Sounds like he was really....clowning around.
User avatar #9 - guiguito (02/11/2014) [-]
Is it dayz standalone? It seems like a fun game, can i by any chance pirate it?
#8 - darkbladept (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm liking this series
I'm liking this series
#4 - synchron (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would have pissed my pants and splattered feces around the room, kudos for not doing that. Thumb for you.
I would have pissed my pants and splattered feces around the room, kudos for not doing that. Thumb for you.
User avatar #7 - miltorky ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
DayZ Psychopath - Part 2 <---- Related
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