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#31 - bromanguydude (11/01/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Dogs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Terrriera, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in boxer warfare and I’m the top barker in the entire US furred forces. You are nothing to me but just another bone. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in my house because that's where I live, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Border Collies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, puppy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, puppy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little dog **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, pup.
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