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I told you everybody's dead, Dave

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Submitted: 03/16/2015
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#1 - brantod (03/17/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by mudkipfucker
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#2 - fappening (03/17/2015) [-]
Am I the only one who likes mommy daughter **** ?
Am I the only one who likes mommy daughter **** ?
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User avatar #7 to #2 - envinite (03/17/2015) [-]
Only if both are good looking.
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User avatar #11 to #7 - icewraithking (03/17/2015) [-]
dont be picky, its your one in a lifetime chance to get pussy
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User avatar #12 to #11 - envinite (03/17/2015) [-]
U just mad I won't fuk u and ur mom, m88
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User avatar #13 to #12 - icewraithking (03/17/2015) [-]
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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User avatar #47 to #2 - aejann (03/17/2015) [-]
I prefer daddy-son myself, but to each his own.
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User avatar #50 to #48 - aejann (03/17/2015) [-]
Honestly, which is more likely to happen?
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#53 to #50 - fappening (03/18/2015) [-]
daddy-trap is ok as long as im the daddy
daddy-trap is ok as long as im the daddy
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User avatar #16 to #2 - arrowed (03/17/2015) [-]
the sexxtons are weird, tho
its kinda creepy
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User avatar #4 to #2 - kalbex (03/17/2015) [-]
nope
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#8 to #2 - karidagur ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #2 - trogdorrules (03/17/2015) [-]
So long as the daughter is like 20 and the mother is 50 or less, no underage daughters or grannies for me, thanks
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User avatar #17 to #14 - angelusprimus ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Eh watch trailer trash porn, daughter 18, mother 33.
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User avatar #40 to #6 - KoCChampion (03/17/2015) [-]
My favorite kind of love
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#3 to #2 - russiansquirrel ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
You and me both buddy.
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#20 to #3 - anon (03/17/2015) [-]
tfw same fetish but ugly ass fam I've admitted to this several times, and every time I almost post regular. But then I pussy out and post as anonymous. Sorry guise.
tfw same fetish but ugly ass fam

I've admitted to this several times, and every time I almost post regular. But then I pussy out and post as anonymous. Sorry guise.
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#52 to #20 - russiansquirrel ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Even though I'm logged in I'm still anonymous, because no one knows who made this account.

Unless someone does then I'm ****** .
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User avatar #5 - FairyGodParents (03/17/2015) [-]
Verizon: 1
John: -4698983
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#21 - junkk (03/17/2015) [-]
Red dwarf mentioned! Swell with curry and white holes
Red dwarf mentioned!
Swell with curry and white holes
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User avatar #43 to #21 - plataeiou (03/17/2015) [-]
and smoked kippers
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User avatar #22 - bpirate (03/17/2015) [-]
Is the title a John Dies at the End reference?
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User avatar #23 to #22 - puggles (03/17/2015) [-]
think it's 2001, a space odyssey with hal the computer talking. john dies might have quoted it though, it's been a while since i saw it.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - bpirate (03/17/2015) [-]
It was a book before it was a movie, and that sounded like something John would have said. Its a seriously good book, definitely worth the read
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User avatar #25 to #24 - puggles (03/17/2015) [-]
yep. loved the book, don't specifically remember the line from the book or movie, but you're right that it definitely does sound like a movie line that he would love quoting. have you read "this book is full of spiders"?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - bpirate (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm halfway through it right now, and its really good
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User avatar #27 to #26 - puggles (03/17/2015) [-]
hope that a movie adaptation, if any are in the works, would be at least as good as the first.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - bpirate (03/17/2015) [-]
I didn't think the movie did the book justice, but if they do make a sequel I hope they do a good job
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User avatar #45 to #28 - puggles (03/17/2015) [-]
agreed, the book's almost always better, but it was definitely a decent movie.
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User avatar #32 to #22 - redbannerman (03/17/2015) [-]
Jesus... that movie was ****** , but hilarious.
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User avatar #31 to #22 - noisia (03/17/2015) [-]
Everybodys dead Dave
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User avatar #49 to #22 - fukkendragonite (03/17/2015) [-]
It's a Red Dwarf reference
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User avatar #30 to #22 - underporches (03/17/2015) [-]
This particular quote's from Red Dwarf, an 80's (?) British sci-fi comedy.
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#18 - burritosupreme (03/17/2015) [-]
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#33 to #18 - ordanj (03/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #33 - brokentrucker ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
>Right click, copy img url
>Go to google.con, images
>Click the camera
>Paste url
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User avatar #36 to #35 - brokentrucker ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
And here we see why I'm not doing it.
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#38 - legionex (03/17/2015) [-]
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#44 - priestoftheoldones (03/17/2015) [-]
I hope his death was quick. RIP in peace
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#9 - lennylorenzo ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
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#46 - chrisis (03/17/2015) [-]
It's how genuine these are that really make them funny
It's how genuine these are that really make them funny
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User avatar #51 to #46 - utarefson (03/17/2015) [-]
Yes things are only funny when they're actual events.
No joke ever told has ever been funny.
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User avatar #54 to #51 - chrisis (03/18/2015) [-]
These jokes aren't funny, it's just a really bad medium as well. It's unclever and immature, and that's from a FJ user
 
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