I shouldn't be laughing. Helium: too noble of a gas to kill a man. File: (62 HIE, 800x388) attempt to commit suicide using helium put in the mask an pass out up
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I shouldn't be laughing

Helium: too noble of a gas to kill a man

File: (62 HIE, 800x388)
attempt to commit suicide using helium
put in the mask an
pass out
up and the mask had fallen off
start crying with a high 'r/ c/
can' t even kill myself properly
...
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User avatar #3 - vorarephilia (06/21/2014) [+] (10 replies)
similar story I read once. cannot find where I saved the green text, so recalling it from memory the best I can.
>be depressed teenager
>decide to kill myself with helium
>begin inhaling through mask
>mom walks in
>asks what I am doing
>remove mask
>say "you can't understand my pain"
>she starts laughing hysterically.
#2 - jacksipian (06/21/2014) [-]
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#1 - shallowandpedantic (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**shallowandpedantic rolled image** how to do it right
#10 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is...oddly specific. Not many people know about this method.
#12 to #11 - ryderjbudde (06/21/2014) [-]
how many heliums
#28 - yuvesh (06/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
this image has never been more relevant
#33 - rdobet (06/21/2014) [-]
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#23 - breadposter (06/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If you want to kill yourself, just cut yourself with bread
#25 to #24 - breadposter (06/21/2014) [-]
Blood for the bread god
Blood for the bread god
#29 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
if you're gonna kill yourself at least leave with a bang no pun intended
!!
My plan for suicide!!
get a custom made prada suit with wings sown on
throw a giant ass house party
i wont even be at the party
set up a giant projector in the living room
I'll hire guards or whatever i need to make sure no one touches i
get on a private jet at night to the maldives
wearing my kickass prada suit
jump the **** out of the plane
blow up in mid air with fireworks everywhere
it's all being live streamed to the projector
people start ******* celebrating thinking it's a film or something
when everyone finds out they'll feel like **** for literally enjoying watching my pre-mature death

The suicide is going to be completely unprovoked ,there would be no reason at all for killing myself
#34 - theawkwardbros (06/21/2014) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolled image**

<How I kill myself.
#26 - KingJessen (06/21/2014) [-]
Why are there tears in my laughter?
Why are there tears in my laughter?
#30 - chaozdj (06/21/2014) [-]
**chaozdj rolled image** this kills the man
#27 - fyffetimesmore (06/21/2014) [-]
**fyffetimesmore rolled image** how im going to kill myself
#46 - kwax (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My mate works at a mental institution.   
&gt;Patient is released.   
&gt;2 weeks later tries to kill himself.   
&gt;Jumps in front of train.   
&gt;Jumps too far.   
&gt;Loses both legs.   
He's now the laughing stock of the institution.
My mate works at a mental institution.
>Patient is released.
>2 weeks later tries to kill himself.
>Jumps in front of train.
>Jumps too far.
>Loses both legs.
He's now the laughing stock of the institution.
#44 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What happens when you shoot yourself and you don't die?
#42 - rexicaan (06/21/2014) [-]
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HFW he forgot to ducktape the **** up
User avatar #32 - fuzzypickles (06/21/2014) [-]
I havent laughed that hard in years
#21 - fergferg (06/21/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled image** how I am killing myself
User avatar #20 - mrfartypants (06/21/2014) [-]
*roll that beautiful bean footage*
#18 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
For those of you who don't know, asphyxiating with helium causes a person considerably less pain than other forms. It also help you fall asleep more quickly. The helium is supposed to help counteract the suffocating sensation that comes with being deprived of oxygen. I don't know the exact chemistry of it, but you get the point.
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