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I see no downside here

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Death will rarely do any
work. He is very
excentric. He will listen to
heavy metal extremely
loud at the most random
of times, sometimes even
at night as he forgets that!
humans sleep. I
Death monies in with you but
permanently) as your
roommate. He removes
you from his list so you
become immortal. You
can ask death to kill
anyone.
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#6 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
-Showing the parents around the appartment-

So here is the kitchen, the bathroom, and this is the room you guys will be staying in....
oh yeah and dont mind my roommate DEATH INCARNATE. Just dont give him any high fives any you'll be ok.
User avatar #170 to #6 - retardedboss (10/16/2013) [-]
WE HERE AT THE TORGUE CORPORATION THINK THIS IS ******* AWESOME!
User avatar #10 to #6 - RosarioVampire (10/16/2013) [-]
EXPLOSIONS?!
#224 to #10 - arcticassassin (10/16/2013) [-]
IF YOU DON'T BUY OUR GUNS, YOU'RE F***ING RETARDED
#222 to #10 - arcticassassin (10/16/2013) [-]
TOOOOORRRRRRGUE
#3 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
******* Yes man, that's like the most epic roommate ever
#84 - mypasswordissecret (10/16/2013) [-]
random mosh pits at 2 am with death himself?..im ok with this
random mosh pits at 2 am with death himself?..im ok with this
User avatar #97 to #84 - toadkillerdog (10/16/2013) [-]
Except no Megadeth, death hates when people try to outdo him
#239 - lordtriggs (10/16/2013) [-]
Death: doesn't do much work, eccentric, listens to metal at random times because reasons   
   
me: doesn't do much work, eccentric, listens to metal at random times because reasons   
   
guise.... I think I'm death
Death: doesn't do much work, eccentric, listens to metal at random times because reasons

me: doesn't do much work, eccentric, listens to metal at random times because reasons

guise.... I think I'm death
User avatar #281 to #239 - arstya (10/16/2013) [-]
Wanna move in with me?
#36 - rmoran (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #131 to #36 - calmyourtits (10/16/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly. Gj.
User avatar #187 to #36 - kimilsung ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Oh god, saved.
User avatar #259 to #36 - veryevilmen ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
so how is the penis?
#5 - doggstar (10/16/2013) [-]
hell yeah, not much different from my other house mates other than the fact that the music wouldn't suck
User avatar #311 to #5 - bananarowboat (10/16/2013) [-]
all of your roommates will kill anyone you tell them to kill?
#329 to #311 - doggstar (10/17/2013) [-]
theyre crazy, but no, they may consider it though
#93 - ohwhyumaddoe (10/16/2013) [-]
>Necrophiliacs press button
>Their face when death shows up
#192 to #93 - noutvissers ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I laughed way harder than I should have.
I laughed way harder than I should have.
#72 - thebannedzombie (10/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #78 to #72 - dstone ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for this.
#107 to #72 - hotrodmeatstick **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
Just gonna save this...

Thank you, random stranger
#220 to #107 - arcticassassin (10/16/2013) [-]
Take this too
Take this too
#271 - maffi (10/16/2013) [-]
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#389 - lolsrsslybro (10/17/2013) [-]
>ask death to kill himself   
>everyone becomes immortal   
   
where is your god now
>ask death to kill himself
>everyone becomes immortal

where is your god now
#255 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
>Immortality
>Blasting metal at 2:00 am
>Death himself

I'd never need to sleep again, I'll take 2.
#253 - snakefire (10/16/2013) [-]
So basically like my old roommate, but with a plus side to it.
#258 - eluamous (10/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #403 to #258 - biteablecarp (10/17/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#241 - asasqw (10/16/2013) [-]
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#111 - theladydeadpool (10/16/2013) [-]
It isn't that bad.,
User avatar #310 - residentblackman (10/16/2013) [-]
This would be a great sitcom
User avatar #226 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Why do you need to sleep? Its not going to kill you to stay awake.
#304 - douthit (10/16/2013) [-]
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#265 - speritblood (10/16/2013) [-]
I smell a sitcom!
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