"i really only care about masturbators"
!["i really only care about masturbators". that's why we are doomed. I THINK THIS PHONE IS MUTE]? dopply is EVERYONE. >Oct 14 2015 I guess we better get ready](http://2static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/06/02/0602c5_5711574.png "\"i really only care about masturbators\"")
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alucardexplain (10/12/2015) [-] Maybe it will make you get a date. Get a date, save hundreds of kids' lives.
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newbfag (10/12/2015) [-] "Everytime you masturbate a child gets bone cancer, them's the rules"
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infinitereaper (10/13/2015) [-] Things I remember from the Bible:
>God once turned an entire city to "salt" which I'm guess was ash, using what was probably a giant holy particle beam from space.
>God once got in a wrestling contest with a normal human and lost
>God once nearly eradicated the entire human race by drowning everybody
>God told Moses to convince the pharaoh to let his people go, and the pharaoh was going to because he cared about his bro, but then god hardened his heart every time and killed his son and stuff, probably for ***** and giggles
>that one time god knocked up that virgin
Oh God, you're such a kidder.
>God once turned an entire city to "salt" which I'm guess was ash, using what was probably a giant holy particle beam from space.
>God once got in a wrestling contest with a normal human and lost
>God once nearly eradicated the entire human race by drowning everybody
>God told Moses to convince the pharaoh to let his people go, and the pharaoh was going to because he cared about his bro, but then god hardened his heart every time and killed his son and stuff, probably for ***** and giggles
>that one time god knocked up that virgin
Oh God, you're such a kidder.
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theguythatisnotyou (10/13/2015) [-] Jacob, or as he will be later known as Israel, wrestled with a man or an angel that is widely believed to be Jesus's first incarnation. Basically like prototype Jesus.
Actual bible lines in spoiler: The same night he arose and took his two wives, his two female servants, and his eleven children, and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. He took them and sent them across the stream, and everything else that he had. And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day. When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob, he touched his hip socket, and Jacob's hip was put out of joint as he wrestled with him. Then he said, “Let me go, for the day has broken.” But Jacob said, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.” And he said to him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Jacob.” Then he said, “Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed.” Then Jacob asked him, “Please tell me your name.” But he said, “Why is it that you ask my name?” And there he blessed him. So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, “For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life has been delivered.” The sun rose upon him as he passed Penuel, limping because of his hip. Therefore to this day the people of Israel do not eat the sinew of the thigh that is on the hip socket, because he touched the socket of Jacob's hip on the sinew of the thigh.
— Genesis 32:22-32
Actual bible lines in spoiler: The same night he arose and took his two wives, his two female servants, and his eleven children, and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. He took them and sent them across the stream, and everything else that he had. And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day. When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob, he touched his hip socket, and Jacob's hip was put out of joint as he wrestled with him. Then he said, “Let me go, for the day has broken.” But Jacob said, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.” And he said to him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Jacob.” Then he said, “Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed.” Then Jacob asked him, “Please tell me your name.” But he said, “Why is it that you ask my name?” And there he blessed him. So Jacob called the name of the place Peniel, saying, “For I have seen God face to face, and yet my life has been delivered.” The sun rose upon him as he passed Penuel, limping because of his hip. Therefore to this day the people of Israel do not eat the sinew of the thigh that is on the hip socket, because he touched the socket of Jacob's hip on the sinew of the thigh.
— Genesis 32:22-32
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theguythatisnotyou (10/13/2015) [-] That was what the wikipedia article said. It could have also been just a man that God blessed, an angel, or God himself. Like Stoatsmcgoats said OG god was crazy.
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stoatsmcgoats (10/13/2015) [-] yeah OG God was all types of crazy, God part 2 was just apathetic
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frenzyhero (10/13/2015) [-] Joseph was probably his #1 dad since Joseph didn't send him to Earth for the express purpose of being killed.
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lathyrusvii (10/14/2015) [-] ' The. '
Others are lesser or greater forces/entities.
Ah well. I'm done roleplaying, anyway. Time for sleep.
Others are lesser or greater forces/entities.
Ah well. I'm done roleplaying, anyway. Time for sleep.
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strangesir (10/14/2015) [-] Riiiiiiiight...
Ah okey. G'night The God.
Do you RP more often?
Ah okey. G'night The God.
Do you RP more often?
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akirasatou ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-] And Jesus only retweets anime fanart.
Now that religion I can get into
Now that religion I can get into
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fiveblackmen (10/13/2015) [-] I supposed I've wiped out a small country or two and have no plans to stop.
