I needed this laugh.. I was looking through job listings and I found this gem. I really want this job because this would be fantastic to have on my resume. &quo
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I was looking through job listings and I found this gem. I really want this job because this would be fantastic to have on my resume. "Now I notice your last job you have listed... what exactly does THAT mean?"

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Clemens Food Group - Hatfield, PA
Clemens Food Group is the industry leader in
customer solutions. Originally founded in 1895, the
Company has a long rich heritage, deeply rooted
in values. Clemens Food Group is a vertically
coordinated company that includes hog farming,
food production, logistical services, and
transportation. To this day, it remains steadfastly
dedicated to continuing previous generations'
commitment by operating as good stewards of the
community and the environment, offering quality
innovative products and services, and working
with our business partners, customers,
employees, and family members with the highest
degree of integrity and ethics.
The Boner I position is responsible to bone
product to specification and yield standards using
a hand knife. The Boner I position is the entry level
position into the Skilled Knife job family.
Incumbents of the Boner I position are qualified to
bone Picnics and Butts.
Job Requirements:
I Knife .
a Product Inspection.
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