I need help (Warning: Long read). tldr; I need advice from funnyjunk regarding a boyfriend who isn't appreciating me, don't expect this to be perfectly worded,
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I need help (Warning: Long read)

tldr; I need advice from funnyjunk regarding a boyfriend who isn't appreciating me, don't expect this to be perfectly worded, and it might sound bitchy, but I was in a mood, I wanted the feelings in the excerpt to be raw.

sidenote: I am not clingy, we only see eachother once or twice a week, in the summer it's a bit more, which is why I'm posting now, I'm seeing some of his true colors.

Do you realize how handl have tried to make you happy? Do you realize the extent to which my mind aches when I
am patronized for trying to make you happy? It' s like a handicap, I can' t sleep, or think straight when you treat me
like a disposable napkin, and yes that' s how Ifeel. You may not think that' s how you treat me, but that is how I
FEEL. And maybe you just don' t get it, because my feelings nayer seem to be of any kind of issue for you. From
your friends disrespecting me right in front of you, to the hours of silence I hear when you ignore me. It' s painful. I
don' t know if you realize it, through your thick mind that to love, but I have a life. I am a talented young
women, with a lot of ******* potential, and a stellar GPA. I am going places in life. You are lately acting like a ball
and chain. You' re holding me back from my full potential. Constantly having to rack my brain as to why I get little
to no appreciation from you is keeping me from memorizing challenging arias, keeping my room clean, or e'en
wanting to get out of bed in the morning. Why do I have to struggle so hard for your friendship and approval? I
cook for you, I cleanfur you, I wash your **** stained boxers, I helped you hide the condom wrappers when we first
started having sex, by taking the USED ******* CONDOM, and taking it home to my garbage, risking my ass. I
listen to you when you feel betrayed or angry at a friend. I buy you Til and steam cash because I know how *******
much you love playing video games, and I love how passionate you are about it. I pay when we go out, because I
don' t believe in chivalry or whatever. I have done eyery single one of your online , t; i, for school, and
bumped up your average as a result. I e'en helped you do your slyu, I, Cy,?,, ,, 9,,!,, -l, t, a, for drivers ed that you were too lazy to
do. And e'en though I have stayed up all night studying with you and you get a bad grade, I still tell you that you
did your best. I treat you and support you like a king? Why is it so hard to be your queen? Or e'en that chill jester
that you are fond of? ltry compromising constantly, buying multiplayer games that you' ll say you' ll play with me,
only to let me down in a day or so. I biked ayer to your house 7 miles in 90 degree weather through a bad
neighborhood when j first met you, because I knew you were worth it. I realize you' re naturally lazy, and trust me I
have tried to be lazy along with you. But I need more than just the occasional affectionate glance and your own
mother buying flowers for me at the flower shop on a special occasion. I want us to last, I love you more than
myself sometimes. But I cannot have this consistent stress of dissapproval on your part lingering in my mind. I
want to be on the same level as your friends. How is it okay for you to not once ask me to come out with you in
public, and yet you always go out with your friends. I' known you almost as long as them, why am I undeserving?
I' m not writing anymore ofthis. , , , , please help me.
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#3 - DrollHumor ONLINE (08/06/2014) [+] (8 replies)
God, he sounds exactly like my ex-boyfriend.    
I love him to bits, I really do, but goddamn he was a 						******					 boyfriend.    
   
Dump him. Don't talk to him for months. Make him sit, alone, and he'll eventually go over what he's done and come to realize he's a dick.   
Then he'll apologize, but do NOT get back together, because he won't ever change.
God, he sounds exactly like my ex-boyfriend.
I love him to bits, I really do, but goddamn he was a ****** boyfriend.

Dump him. Don't talk to him for months. Make him sit, alone, and he'll eventually go over what he's done and come to realize he's a dick.
Then he'll apologize, but do NOT get back together, because he won't ever change.
#18 - trollofhalo (08/06/2014) [-]
Semi Relevant recent story (About relationships);

Recently, I was dumped by a girl I chased for a few months. In this case, it was a big "It's not you, it's me." She did it for me, because she believed I deserve someone better than her. She didn't want to do it, but she did. No matter how many times I told her it'll be fine. She said that I don't make her happy, and only she can make herself happy, and that it would take a long time. I know she's being honest when she says that, but deep down inside, I'm calling ******** . This was my first relationship, and I know that those don't last, but this girl was absolutely beautiful. But I know I can't have her anymore. I'm going on a pity date with my best (Female) friend tomorrow. She says it'll help get my mind off of things.

Goodnight, Funnyjunk.
#1 - friedpotatoes (08/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Dump him, duh
User avatar #17 - usarmyexplain (08/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
DrollHumo gave some really good advice, but from a male perspective he isnt going to change much. If he does it will be years from now after he has been through a few more relationships, it may give him perspective to be in a relationship with somebody who does not put the same amount of energy into it that you have.

Like the song says, You dong know what you got till it's not

Some where out there is a man who will appreciates you, not just for what you do for them, but because of who you are.

Dude, you sound like an awesome girlfriend, will you buy me steam cash?
#23 - reloadedhamster (08/06/2014) [-]
cut your losses and quit thinking like a bitch, you are better then you think you are, dont agree? then kill yourself then so the rest of us dont have to listen to your tale of woe.
#20 - Womens Study Major (08/06/2014) [-]
Welp, here goes.

I fell in love with a woman and her little girl. 2 months in, I notice bitchy behavior, but I love that little baby. We get engaged after a year. Fast forward two years. She is so hateful, inconsiderate, and dysfunctional. I am miserable at all times. Nothing I do changes anything. Public humiliation, verbal abuse, even bitch slapped me. For tickling her. The little girl was not enough anymore. So I ended it. The next couple years were very rough. Went on anti-depressants, worked 60+ hours a week to occupy my mind, even took up drinking. Had suicidal thoughts at one point, something ive actually never told anyone.

But I lived.

Now I am with a woman who loves me more than I can fathom. Waits on me hand and foot. Happier than Ive ever been in my life, even when im working my ass off to give her everything she deserves. Our 5 year anniversary is this month. And none of this would be possible if I hadn't decided when enough was enough. Have you had enough?
#19 - theonewhowelds (08/06/2014) [-]
Dump him like yesterday's garbage. My ex-boyfriend was EXACTLY like him. For about 6 months we only saw each other once a week, despite the fact that he lived three blocks away from me, and I tried so hard to see him and make things work. But that's the issue; it was only me. And I ended up feeling like utter garbage all the time, and hating myself, when really the issue was him. It will hurt at first, but trust me, you will be a LOT happier without him in your life. There is someone out there who will love and adore you, and treat you like the wonderful and beautiful person you are, but you won't find that person if you're with that loser.
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