I need dis!. Picture yourself at your aunts house. Suddenly you feel the urge to poop and a wild battle between your urge to cum inside your aunts dog and the u Invention bike cool want
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I need dis!

Picture yourself at your aunts house. Suddenly you feel the urge to poop and a wild battle between your urge to cum inside your aunts dog and the urge to let the explosive diarrhea inside of you see sunlight. Then you realise you can combine these two events. You smile as you crave for the tingling sensation of having your bodily fluids spread out all over your aunts house and inside of her dog. The floor is getting hot. It is now lava. The floor is now ******* lava. Lava and floor is having sex. You start to cum just by looking at them going at it while the dog and your aunt burns in the lava while screaming and howling. Today was a good day you think to yourself while you jump out of the window like you were some kind of ninja samurai warrior. On the way home you stop for a quick fap but none the less you are soon home and able to go to sleep in you own bed.

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#7 - trumpetplayar (10/21/2013) [-]
Thanks to that description, I can finally use this gif.
Thanks to that description, I can finally use this gif.
#8 - sonicc (10/21/2013) [-]
why description
why description
#3 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
Dat description
#12 - clustero (10/21/2013) [-]
Lawd what a description.
#1 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (10/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
dat description
#16 - Benry (10/22/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ that description
Jesus Christ that description
#24 - darthsanti (10/22/2013) [-]
hue
#43 - tellybear (10/22/2013) [-]
The content was pretty neat but I just can't care after reading that description. Good lord.
#40 - gibroner (10/22/2013) [-]
mfw description
#23 - precision (10/22/2013) [-]
I like how the story had a happy ending, that's what I look for in a story.
User avatar #5 - orangepikmin (10/21/2013) [-]
I once had a day the description had.

It took me years to tunnel out of the asylum because of that day.
#37 - pointypixel (10/22/2013) [-]
why'd i do this? cuz i wanted to be a unique little ******* snowflake and not comment about that description.
#35 - iareman (10/22/2013) [-]
Would go well with this.
#21 - trolololer (10/22/2013) [-]
huehuehuehue
huehuehuehue
User avatar #18 - xdeathspawnx (10/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
great, now people will have even more of an excuse to ride their bikes slow as **** in the middle of the road instead of the sidewalk.
User avatar #14 - largeheadphones (10/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think this is a bad idea, it just encourages cyclist to get on the street, they need to stay in bike lanes or on the side walk, they don't belong on the road with 2 ton + cars.
#17 to #14 - joefakes (10/22/2013) [-]
The problem is that bad cyclist who zig-zags around at 5mph don't belong on the road, but a decent cyclist averaging over 20mph could cripple pedestrians. Bike lanes are the best answer, but there isn't any spare space to build them because the road/pavement layout was built years ago. Also lots of cyclists are massive twats who think that they can do whatever they want, and that road rules don't apply to them.

At the same time, drivers who are too impatient or retarded to avoid a cyclist who is obeying the rules shouldn't be in charge of 2 ton lumps of metal. Anyone who thinks they have more rights to the road than cyclists, so they can force them off of the road has serious anger/entitlement problems, is risking other peoples lives, and is an arsehole.

tldr; the world is full of bastards who will ruin your day regardless of what vehicle they're in.
#30 - antzell (10/22/2013) [-]
Description.
Description.
#29 - deadlydong (10/22/2013) [-]
description
description
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